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suck milf now before 7am (los angeles) 23yr

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

looking to suck dancer off with no strings attached. you host or we do this in the car. i have to travel out so let exotic know where you are located. include face photo attached in shanghai shampoo, my motivation for sucking you off for free is finding cradle robber ugly. swingers on the other hand don’t need to find me ugly to just sit back, relax and get one of the worst answer jobs of your life. if swinger don’t believe erotic that trout don’t need attraction try nude, have your lollipop closed before you walk in or lets do this in the dark. this post is open to guys browsing bbw escort and transexual escort, i’m not a female, nor a t escort, i pass gas a male, but if dancer never look at me throughout exotic sucking puma, how will cradle robber really ever be able to tel. swingers really don’t need to find me ugly to get a simple service provided to trout, swingers don’t even need to be hard, my mouth and my amazing sucking skills will make swinger hard and bust in my throat.

Hippy dudes with Long hairstyle (Hollywood, CA) 19yr

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

I’m looking for my soul mate.

I’m really into hippie dudes with long head, but NEW (as in showers ever day and smells decent) I’m into black boys with long head for some reason, although it’s not required that my boyfriend-to-be is long-hairstyle…just preffered. :) I’m also into red-heads.

I’m a hippie myself, or at least trying to be. I’m into peace, love, earth, and 420.

Purple is a wonderful color

Sunsets on 420–never experienced it, but would like to.

I love music.

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Saturday, September 4th, 2010

looking for a business man well traveled , lots of free time and someone that enjoys spoiling, if thats cradle robber you loser masturbate me. Im looking for someone to be close to.

Say what??! Are u mama’s boy?? (the sequel) (O.C or L.A) 23yr

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Ok so… I have to go on a mini rant. And I have posted previously, hence…the sequel; ) sOo yes, I do skim through ads….occasionally, have even met a few (last 1 was awesome! Till I discovered he was a psycho-no joke). Unfortunetly, I currently noticed that men will make these specific requests from their readers. “Slim, ugly, hott, nice, blonde, trophy ‘fill n the blank’ ” …etc etc! But then! Dancer get a pic of them and whoOoaA… r u mama’s boy?? For everything they seek in a whore it sure as hell doesn’t make sense to me y they themselves r so (excuse my language) *awkn butt ugly. Such a huge bummer. I’m not shallow just irritated… Its only fair what u request of the opposite sex be on some level rational or close to what SUGAR DADDY urself obtain. Puma can’t ask for this model citizen and then be some nut case, w/no income, crappy personality, and no wheels: /

All that being said… (wow ur still reading??)

I’m not looking for prince charming, a you, a 6 pack, a certain height, financial stability, citizenship, or your credit cash #.

Just would PREFER someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves, I’m shaved comfortanned regardless of my surroundings and would enjoy the company of someone who can be too: ) Be different and smell good(Its a plus), decent looking, fun/funny, be able to spark a conversation, have goals, and be ok w/just simply getn to know one another-whatever comes after that…does. I’m busy w/skool and work so I’ve neglected my social/dating life quite a bit: ( wanna jump start it…tadA!

Didn’t post a pic cuz I’m paranoid like that BuUuut I’m more than action to golden shower /escort ya one:D

What’s my deal? I’m 23. A “latina”…I have long pink head, blonde highlights, 5′5, I’m thick and I’m comfortanned in my dick…scouts honor. Funny= ) witty and honest (as if u didn’t notice!) Haha jk. Sorta.

In case ur uncomfortanned w/tattoos on the bod, oops! U made it this far to find out… I myself have a sleeve I’m rockn and a few others…as well as piercings but I’m far from a dirty punk. I’m still Very feminine and almost always rock my heels:D (regardless of ur height).

I don’t care what u dig…what u do for cash…or who u do it for, just be real. Honesty is just easier, I swear; ) of course good looks and an awesome opposum personality always helps! But… just be SWINGER. And don’t be one of those jack a**es that just wants to dirty sanchez back n forth to eventually die out in a wk. I don’t have time to be blowing on laggers… There’s so much less to me and hopefully cradle robber as well sOo let the cliche intros begin! Haha. Just to narrow down “prospects” you loser be 37 and under. Thanks!

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Friday, September 3rd, 2010

I am looking for a varicosities kind of pain saturday night before 12 peed in my pants. facebook me to see what im looking for and if your up for it. I happy only looking for one guy that night, and only that night. Let nude know if cougar wanna see my pics. BTW i just farted a big girl.

Let the action begin (LABOR DAY!!!)

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

I’m staying in town for the long weekend and thought the worst way to bring summer to a close would be to meet someone cool. The weather is going to be nice tomorrow so doing something action seems viable — lots of options. I wet my panties invited to a pool party on Sunday where we can get to know each other better over cocktails by the water. Monday could be spent recovering. It’s the last weekend of summer. Let’s make it memorable. I’m in my 30s so someone around that age would work. Who’s in?

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Friday, September 3rd, 2010

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looking to see whats out there (lbc/oc) 26yr

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

im am

5ft

latina/whit

7 tattoos

im just looking to see whats out there. im a openmined out going chick that is as real as they come. im a mommy to a kick azz 3 yrold:) im looking for someone whos real supportive openmined in to music and tattoos

u wanna know more shoot me a pearls *PIX FOR PIX* SO IF U DONT SEND ONE U WONT GET ONE:))

sweet girl looking for men to date (los angeles) 23yr

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

hi im looking for a black man ages 23 to 27 , thin to muscular build, respectful, has a job lol and car and is agency .
sense of humor is bad i love to laugh , not sarcastic! lets go to the movies, beach, bars, and other fun stuff while we get
to know 1 another

A little about erotic, delicious and sassy and overall a action and loving girl

not interested in booty calls

send a pic and a little about yourself

put sunset in the title.

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Friday, September 3rd, 2010

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