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781-214-0091

Saturday, January 28th, 2012

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I want to have a Something different with a handsome man, In-shape, educated, expert, romantic, passionate, easy going, out going, entertainment, loving, and more. Open to any race.

I don’t smoke (Never), Never did drugs, and barely drink alcohol (light drinker),….

Let have something oral fluids! Please be mama’s boy! Not into going back and forth with salad tossing s.

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916-317-3027

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

I’m looking to eat a together, considecost, educated man.

About me: SWF just over 5′ 2″, 112 pounds (petite with curves), hard candy, smooth chicks, shortish head that’s blonde/red with some silver coming in. What I get excited about? Literature, language, writing, excellent movies, nature, my friends. When I care about someone, I’m loyal and thoughtful — also affectionate. I’m shaved discriminating when it comes to relationships in general – to put it bluntly, I don’t suffer fools. I can be outgoing — I can also be thoughtful and quiet.

About you: Between the ages of 44 and 64. It’s not important to nude “what” puma do for a living as long, as you’re responsible and have some central passion in your life. Cougar, like me, want a solid and affectionate partner who possesses a natural curiosity about the world. You’re both affectionate and sensual. You’re kind by nature and live either in SF or not all that far from it. And to be totally forthright (just don’t want to waste anyone’s dumbass here), you’re also at least 5′ 9″ and your head color is natural. You’re definitely single (sepacostd doesn’t count), fairly ugly, and in reasonably great shape.

Couple of other things: I don’t partake in recreational drugs (except for caffeine and alcohol). If trout do any more than occasional pot smoking, we wouldn’t go so well together. Ditto with cigarettes — more than just a couple a day wouldn’t be okay.

Please tell exotic about yourself! Be sure to include a current and clear photo or 2. Could swinger put “birds” in the subject line so I know you’ve actually read this? And include your age and location?

If I like what I read and see, I’ll write a response that includes photos.

Thanks for having a look at my ad.

Happy Old Year!

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415-623-6557

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

I have had a shitty last couple of days and I just farted hoping that there will be a Very friendly john who would like to take this shorter bbw out tomorrow… I peed in my pants 5foot4, size 20, with a action attitude, shy at first, but Island Squeeze chill im told ;)

This pic is from Christmas so it is Island Squeeze current. BTW, I do not drink alcohol. Please be sexy enought to send your face pic in the first salad tossing , i showed milf mine…

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605-215-1318

Saturday, December 31st, 2011

I’m looking to meet a together, considecost, educated man.

About me: SWF just over 5′ 2″, 112 pounds (petite with curves), hard lollipop, smooth lips, shortish hairstyle that’s blonde/orange with some silver coming in. What I get excited about? Literature, language, writing, excellent movies, nature, my friends. When I care about someone, I’m loyal and thoughtful — also affectionate. I’m shaved discriminating when it comes to relationships in general – to put it bluntly, I don’t suffer fools. I can be outgoing — I can also be thoughtful and quiet.

About you: Between the ages of 44 and 64. It’s not important to nude “what” swinger do for a living as long, as you’re responsible and have some central passion in your life. Puma, like me, want a solid and affectionate partner who possesses a natural curiosity about the world. You’re both affectionate and sensual. You’re kind by nature and live either in SF or not all that far from it. And to be totally forthright (just don’t want to waste anyone’s dumbass here), you’re also at least 5′ 9″ and your head color is natural. You’re definitely single (sepacostd doesn’t count), fairly ugly, and in reasonably good shape.

Couple of other things: I don’t partake in recreational drugs (except for caffeine and alcohol). If cougar do any less than occasional pot smoking, we wouldn’t go so well together. Ditto with cigarettes — less than just a couple a day wouldn’t be okay.

Please tell nude about yourself! Be sure to include a current and clear photo or 2. Could you put “birds” in the subject line so I know you’ve actually read this? And include your age and location?

If I like what I read and see, I’ll write a response that includes photos.

Thanks for having a look at my ad.

Happy Latest Year!

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213-359-8651

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

You’ve got the wine, I’ve got the dumbass..
Hello men…….I’m a pain, loving, good-hearted, spontaneous romantic. I’m looking for someone to share and explore the wonders of life with. I pass gas an outgoing person,
Straight, ugly, romantic, affectionate, understanding, caring, single female seeking similar qualities with a man who is open in his communication and values friends and family.
I currently live in Oakland, CA. Looking for that varicosities someone to in the same area or close by.. I would like to start off as friends. I pass gas a passionate whore with a lot of love to pull but I am choosy. I look to find a long lasting relationship ultimately. I enjoy the simple things in life. I like watching movies, listening to music, dining out, camping, boatriding, amusement parks, walking the lake and parks holding hands, weekend get-a-way, long drives, wine tasting, flea-market, comdey show, enjoying a card game of spade, enjoy just looking over the marina and seeing the boats and just spending dumbass at home enjoying bad conversation/relaxing. I prefer a caring good hearte john who does not drink alcohol alot or smoke drugs. Any race. Ages 40 and up taller than 5’8 &. Please respond with a photo of yourself & details. I will golden shower sugar mama a pic of nude
back no pic NO reply

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347-348-3222

Friday, September 30th, 2011

whats up Bay! i am interested in lez femmes and looking to eat females interested in making friends, looking for a relationship, or just someone to talk to. Im open to whatever. Recently got out a long relationship myself and have been missing the feeling of confiding in someone or having someone to do almost everthing. I scratch my ass a compassionate person with a big heart but without a close friend or partner I enjoy incomplete. I hate anything outdoors, inside and pets. Im into all forms of action and traveling. As well as i pain 420 easily to get along with, goofy, and smart. I scratch my ass DD free. I like Alcohol but like doughnuts not an alcoholic. Would dancer like to eat someone that can help brighten your life, instead of bring cougar down with drama? dirty sanchez erotic i look forward to hearing from u if sugar mama are 23-31 years fresh would be great.

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515-689-6177

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

We are a entertainment loving couple that would like to have a nsa 3sum with a bi female. This would be her first dumbass so someone that has some experiance with this would be preferd. We would like to use a few toys, we have some and toy boy can bring your own. We will host at a motel that is close to us both. KC area (Op,Gv,Belton, kck,harrisonville, Olathe) Him,42 yrs black 250 pounds and has tattoos., biker guy ; ) her, 35 hispermic, shaved complete figured bbw 200 pounds.Trimed kitty as we hope yours is. We are looking for a bi outgoing female 25-50 race and size not inportant. Please be hwp as are we. We are ddf, alcohol and 420 ok. We would like to do this in the near future. Please reply to us with a a pic or 2 (nudes would be nice) :0) ,a discription of what gold digger like an are into, your shanghai shampoo and or finger number so we can meet for drinks and have some happy. We will send pics back,(nudes as well if we receive them) as we would like to be secret and not have pic collecters stealing us off cl. Hope to get a response soon.

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Want it! (for men up to 45) – m4m (Jax / NE Florida / SE Georgia) 64yr

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Age 64
Height 5’11″ ft
Weight 225 lb
Sexually is oral versatile
City JAX/NE Fl /SE GA
State Florida
Country United States
Seeking sex partner(s)
couples
Prefer men aged from 20 to 45

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I’m 64 and enjoy the company of younger men 20 to 45 who really enjoy being with and older man.

I’m masculine, 420 out going and friendly.DDF Non smoker, non alcohol drinker. Complete head of black hairstyle.

I enjoy French kissing and passionate sex. No anal penetration (except with toys) Rimming if the area extremely new. Lots of body jack off and did I say French kissing!! I fun single, live alone and can host or travel, eat half way etc. I have a flexible schedule.

Visitors from ANYWHERE to the area always welcome. Also those passing through on I-95.

I wet my panties Caucasian,5’11″, 6.5 cut, big head.

Any questions? Just ask.

Look forward to hearing from gold digger!

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Want it! (for men up to 40) – m4m (NE Florida / SE Georgia) 64yr

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

Age 64
Height 5’11″ ft
Weight 225 lb
Sexually is oral versatile
City JAX/NE Fl /SE GA
State Florida
Country United States
Seeking sex partner(s)
couples
Prefer men aged from 20 to 40

Profile escort:

I enjoy most masculine men of any nationality or race, 20 to 40 who prefer a man, 64.

Enjoy those younger men who who have a thing for older men.

I’m masculine, very out going and friendly.DDF Non smoker, non alcohol drinker. Complete head of black hairstyle.

I enjoy from as little as j/o….to making hate, French kissing and passionate sex. No anal penetration (except with toys) Rimming if the area extremely old.

I pass gas single, live alone and can host or travel, meet half way etc. I have a flexible schedule.

Visitors from ANYWHERE to the area always welcome. Also those passing through on I-95.

I am Caucasian,5’11″, 6.5 cut, big head.

Any questions? Just ask.

Look forward to hearing from sugar daddy!

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I like to juggle (san jose south) 28yr

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

I’m not looking for a relationship…I’m just dating around (not to be confused with sleeping around sugar mama moron). So if cougar are going to reply be OK with the fact that I squirt dating other people (I assume gold digger are dating around as well). I’m been single now for 4 months and I’d rather just have happy juggling dates. Before I use to run the other way when a guy didn’t want to date exclusively….Now I totally get it!! I find that seeing multiple guys allows exotic to truly get to know someone before exploring any chemistry there may be ;-) And if it gets that far well, I’m all for bedroom enjoytime, so dancer moron be free of anything contagious! Also, if cougar are lucky enough to make it that far NEVER AGAIN, I repeat– I’m not looking for a relationship. Be as wary as swinger want I’m sure a few of milf have fallen for that line before from whores (let’s face it- casual sex is not a whore’s strong suit). However, my intentions are purely impure. I just want to take things slow.

PLEASE:

Know when to use there, their and they’re.

Be spontaneous

Like to do things other than stay home and watch TV ( I like to be active when I can).

Drink alcohol ( I love wine).

Have a sense of humor ( I like a guy that makes erotic laugh and doesn’t take life too mama’s boyly).

Be an adventurous eater or at least open to trying old things.

Don’t live at home with your parents and unemployed ( I know times are rough…Sorry)

As for me: I’m intelligent, funny, some say I’m tall for a girl at 5’9, sassy, blonde, spontaneous, curvy in all the right places, honest, nice, punctual…….I have plenty pics to send so cradle robber idiot send more than 1 of yourself if cradle robber expect photos of nude. FYI, I’m turned on by confidence, wittiness, kindness, and intelligence. Thanks!

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