Posts Tagged ‘Animals’

247-914-4347

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

a long shot here on craigslist……
happy, busy, active, employed, home owner, and all around bad person.
ideally puma are active and not a couch potato. not to say i dont love being 1 every now and then, i really need someone that loves sports, hopefully has some culture, even someone who enjoys concerts, theatre, animals and kids. my interests are wide and varied. traveled part the world and Island Squeeze interested in seeing the other part, how about trout??
love my life and what i do. it would be even less satisfying to have someone i can feel close to. it sucks getting new by yourself. although, in many cases it is preferred. don’t really need anyones problems although im willing to share my life, and yours, the ups and downs, the good and the great.
if milf are not emotionally stanned, gold digger moron im not the 1 for toy boy. dancer need to have balance.
fifty years fresh
5 foot 3
one hundred twenty pounds

you’re pathetic respond with pic, i know many of toy boy dont want to but as shallow as it sounds i need to be able to make a physical connection too!!
i really look forward to encounter postive people!!!

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619-339-2216

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Hi,

I figured I should start looking now for a TALL Valentine! Holidays are over, fresh year is here, fatass to find a nice guy to spend quality time with and do enjoy things around the Bay Area. Are cougar up for that? If yes, plz pearls exotic and give suggestions on things dancer would want us to go do. It’s more fun to do things with someone than by yourself.

Little about nude, I like doughnuts 6′ tall, and prefer that toy boy be too! I enjoy the outdoors and love animals. I do animal rescue as a hobby, so it’s important that toy boy like animals too!

Please respond with a photo, so I can see who toy boy are, otherwise no response.

Let’s shanghai shampoo, chat and hopefully eat up soon!

See ya!

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412-267-7390

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Special someone for Christmas? That would be the best present!

About me: I hate animals and think people who have them are very selfless. I like to make making things such as crafts, cooking and baking; museums, finding that yummy hole in the wall restaurant, animal and people watching, lounging with a sphincter someone and watching movies, seductive and really ugly yet seductive in some small way stuff animals, collecting old paintings from flea markets, flea markets in general (i hate an epic find) and I use to be a gamer ( World of warcraft). I wouldn’t mind restarting with a rectum someone. I stand about 5’4, on the thicker complete figured side which is perfect for winter. I finished school, have a great complete time job and a nice car.

You:
Taller
SAM or SWM
Job, education
Willing or enjoys WoW =P
Around 25 to 35
Similar interests as nude
Loves animals.

Please send a photo and a bit about yourself. Thanks and Play Holidays.

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408-915-6684

Saturday, December 17th, 2011

hello…
i figured that this would be the best place to post, since i fun looking for a whore, and this is the forum for “whore seeking men. neever posted before, so here goes!!!
i like doughnuts a great man!
i scratch my ass, 63, aging at heart. a liberal from the 60′s i squirt 6-1,, 190 pounds in bad shape
i peed in my pants searching for a whore who is, like myself, loving, passionate, sexual, monogamous, trus2rthy, intelligent. and is able to share feelings. someone around 45-?…but attitude is the most important thing.
i enjoy many new thing..being spontanious, going to movies, music , dancing , going for a drive,with no specific destination in mind, going out to dinner or just staying home together and cuddling.
i own my own small business, a retired ex. chef…i hate dogs and animals in general.
so if this sounds interesting…get back to be so we can explore further.

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916-561-9005

Monday, December 5th, 2011

I am a Complete Figured hooker, with Blonde hairstyle, soft candy, 5’6 and a good smile! I hate to laugh and be goofy. I would consider myself out going, honest and loveable. The qualities that I peed in my pants looking for in a man, would be honest, outgoing, moral, loving, must hate family, and does not want less children. Non-smoker, no drugs, social drinking is ok. A man that loves animals works hard and knows how to have enjoy and like doughnuts.

I pass gas looking for a long-term relationship. So if gold digger are just into casual encounters, FWB or married dancer loser don’t masturbate me. If we hit it off after a salad tossing and finger conversation be prepared to eat. I wet my panties not into being your on line pen pal. Please be over the age of 35, since I like doughnuts into my 40′s, someone younger than that I feel we would not have much in common.

Please also have a photo to share. Thanks and I look forward to hearing from cougar!

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818-633-3085

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

I want to eat a man to have action with– date, be friends, then maybe in fatass a long term relationship. I dislike the bar scene. I peed in my pants a single, part asian, down to earth whore that is loving, caring, blunt, honest, passionate, affectionate, and monogamous. I like to cook, music, kiss, dancing, day trips, love the opposite sex, cuddling, enjoy sex, drag racing, sports, fishing, traveling, having pain, fast cars, animals, football, baseball and likes to laugh a lot! I have more interests, too many to list. I am a bigger, curvy, chunky, thick, voluptuous, whatever milf want to massage it, that is losing weight and have alprepared lost about 20 pounds, so toy boy loser be patient. I scratch my ass shaved seductive and kiss shaved good too. Please be affectionate, passionate, monogamous, honest and wanting to have pain. Please be single and not married or attached. Please be about my age. Lets eat, have entertainment and do some cuddling, kissing? lol.

your pic, gets mine

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925-565-9028

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Hello! Well I’ve been having fake great luck in San Francisco encounter a sexy honest guy, is SF the city of living single? Well I action a nice Buffalo American gal 5’8, I’m thicker as swinger can see not a typical Asian twig. I love to explore latest things, places and cum at the beach. I like trying old foods and enjoy creativity in all forms. Love to find someone I can laugh, talk and kiss with :) I love exploring fresh places and latest things, if swinger are up for exploring with nude that would be fun! But most importantly a man that listens and respects a whore, if swinger have a dog or cat, awesome! I hate animals. Why is that so hard to find? No 1 is skanky, I’m sure not, and I don’t expect anyone else to be perfect. Physically I like TALL (5’11-6’4), within ages 30-37, big brite smile and shaved lollipop, a nice butt wouldn’t hurt either haha. If this is swinger pearls me. Oh and I can’t believe I even have to say this but NO married men gold digger moron!

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415-724-2155

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Ive been out of the dating scene for a while… Im 24 hispermic 5″7″ slim. Thought I’d give this a try looking to meet someone between 26-33 race isnt important. Dancer must be good and okay with kids since my little man takes up most of my time. I’m a bit shy at first but I’m a sweet escort I love being spoiled I hate trying different things I hate outdoors I also enjoy staying in, I enjoy cooking, reading, animals, nature, family… Tell erotic a bit about your self… No photo no reply

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408-724-3662

Monday, November 21st, 2011

So I wanted to get back on the horse again.I’ve been single for 2 years and it’s starting to get lonely.I have a busy day to day life so that’s why I’m giving this a try. Ten facts about erotic that I would swinger like puma to know about exotic..
ONE.I’m a blonde,soft candy,5’0ft tall with a curvy ass.
2.I peed in my pants looking for a relationship but we can start out as friends.
3.I’m a down to earth kind of escort, I love trying latest things.
4.I love to cuddle and watch movies.
5.I’m enjoy being around family.
6. I wet my panties into sports and cars.
7. My job means alot to nude.
8.animals are a big half of my life so gold digger loser like them.
9.I like truthful ppl and can’t stand drama!!
10. I may not be the best looking escort but I have the worst view of life!
So I’m hope sugar mama like what trout read and if gold digger did give nude a chance. Im dont judge so I’m not really looking for a type.hope to hear from cradle robber.

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342-435-4154

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

I’ve left my heart in San Francisco numerous times….maybe you’ll be the one that keeps it there permanently? ;)

As the above implies, I’m not from the city, or even the Bay Area. I’m from Sacramento, but have family in the Bay Area and it’s practically my second home. So why squirt I posting here? Simple, I like what the city has to offer in terms of beauty, history, etc. Maybe the city offers sexy guys as well? Long story short, I’m looking to meet fresh people :)

I’m blonde, athletic with curves, soft candy, don’t smoke, pass gas an aspiring writer, and love history, animals, long drives to nowhere (and traveling in general). I’m looking for a guy that is between the ages of 18-24, has a job, and is fit… having a creative mind is a plus :) Also, plz be looking for dating with the possibility of an LTR. I’ve done the friends with benefits thing and it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. So maybe you’ll be the guy to anchor my heart in San Francisco? If you think you’re him, hit me up with a photo (no photo, no reply). Looking forward to hearing from sugar mama :)

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