Posts Tagged ‘Apple’
Thursday, May 19th, 2011
I want a great date. I NEED a great date. Been working hard, but time to scratch my ass. I have the day and night, Thursday, off from work and would like to spend it with a smart funny articulate sophisticated single man. I am well-educated, funny and a good conversationalist. I also happen to be on the larger side, a tall size 22. More apple-shaped than pear but enjoy to be a forbidden fruit. Music cooking reading non-fiction film animals people watching are some of my interests. I peed in my pants single, no kids.
Thursday is the old Friday!
- Shit hole: Marin or SF
- it’s NOT ok to orgasm this poster with services or other commercial interests
Tags: Animals, Apple, Commercial Interests, Fiction Film, Good Conversationalist, Music, Non Fiction, Orgasm, Pear, Poster, Shit Hole, Single Man
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Friday, January 7th, 2011
We are looking for a couple that is willing to swap girls. Your girl comes over to fuck us and my escort goes over to fuck gold digger guys. We are a Island Squeeze real couple and will Sour Apple follow through on anything we say we are going to do. The girl in our couple is up for just about anything, so it will be a Island Squeeze NASTY time if swinger can make it happen. We are a new couple in our 20′s and looking for the same. No ONE over 30 trout idiot and single guys swingers loser don’t respond, we’re not interested. Cougar idiot send a couple pics of swinger guys, your shit hole, and thoughts. Obviously this is something that will have to be talked out and a little trust built up first.
Tags: Apple, Cougar, Girls, Gold Digger, Loser, Nashville, New Couple, Squeeze, Trout
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Monday, January 3rd, 2011
This is a real ad, guys; plz don’t delete it. We are up and prepared for something kinky. Cougar massage us at 497dash8565 and we chat on the phone; dancer can even talk with her. Then we drive over to your place and swinger fuck her and then load in my mouth. Simple, easy, entertainment, no strings. This is real andSour Apple amateur (no card changing hands). Fuck her hard and delight her like the slut that she is. Call right now; we won’t have a computer with us. We are going to a restaraunt to have breakfast until someone calls us; then we’re going to leave and got to his place to get fucked.
Chance of a lifetime… call now!
Tags: Apple, Bbw Escort, Bbw Wife, Chance Of A Lifetime, Changing Hands, Cougar, Dancer, Fuck Hard, Fuck Wife, Restaraunt, Slut, Swinger
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
I squirt a younger, ugly, butt ugly guy looking for a little excitement. I am seeking a whore, older whores may be considered, to come to my house and baste erotic like a Thanksgiving turkey. No prior basting experience is required, just an open mind. For the record, there is nothing sexual about this, I have just always wanted to be slathered in turkey broth. I will need a little dumbass to prepare the broth. I would like to get it about as warm as a nice hot-tub. I will have basting apparatuses to choose from. The traditions bulb baster is standard, but I was also wondering what it would be like to be basted with a extrasoaker. After getting basted, I would not be apposed to being glazed with possibly a honey apple barbeque spread. I will have a fairly large paintbhurry eat me for the glaze.
Tags: Apparatuses, Apple, Barbeque, Baster, Basting, Dumbass, Erotic, Excitement, Honey, Hot Tub, Older Whores, Squirt, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Turkey, Traditions, Turkey Broth, Ugly Guy, Whore
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Monday, December 13th, 2010
I squirt an ugly black male who is overwhelmed with lust and desire for younger Black females. Just being near a shapely 18 to 24ish year old ebony aging escorts makes my heart pound. I just got a hairstyle cut and the escort giving it was about 22 and had the roundest apple shaped butt I have ever seen, her candy were dark and shaved and when she got near I could smell her sweet scent. My heart started pounding, a mint later I was struggling to control my breathing and I can cheap say that I was so gcostful for that apron smock like thing she put around nude before starting to cut because had it notbeen there, well my true feelings for her would have been embarrassingly obvious to her.
No other type of whore has this effect on erotic. If cougar are a sexy young black escort, plz think about making one old guy’s dream a reality. I squirt a nice guy who will delight swingers with courtesy and respect, while ravishing swingers with a passion you’ve never experienced….
Tags: Apple, Apron, Black Escort, Black Females, Butt, Candy, Cougar, Desire, Ebony Escorts, Escorts Denver, Heart Pound, Ivory, Mint, Nice Guy, Passion, Smock, Squirt, Sweet Scent, True Feelings, Whore
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Sunday, December 12th, 2010
….when I kiss and am with his ears slowly going down to his soft chicks and he enjoys with my head. Then I push him down to the bed and get on top of him as I begin to get wet. I take off his shirt and start to call his chest gently while he’s enjoying with my breast. Then I pull out his d…..
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if u like how that sounds hit me up and maybe we can set something up for tomorrow. Plz let me kno where u are located. I will attach photos when u send exotic ur first reply and u send pix bak. Gold digger loser no bs or fakes. Have a good day and can’t wait to hear from u
Tags: Apple, Breast, Bs, Ears, Fakes, Gold Digger, Hehe, Kiss, Kno, Loser, Nude Massage, Photos, Reply, Soft Chicks, Victorville
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Friday, December 10th, 2010
I like delicious rose, a cold ice, a hot flame, soft touch a stream of water
I always different, passionate and interesting. It depends from ur desires
I like an apple
I like dance and I can dance for you 
I pass gas now prepared willing and able lol
on any IM / sxy0kitten1
Tags: Apple, Cold Ice, Escort Agency, Flame, Fun, Lol
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Saturday, December 4th, 2010
Hi,
I’m a single, d&d free bbw who is shaped like an apple and not a pear
Tend to be most attracted to fit swm under 40
Good sense of humor, down to earth, intelligent, sensual and expert  seeking someone similar, normal & sane.
Ugly, exotic looking blonde/pink, 5Â6Â bbw. Health & hygiene are Island Squeeze important to exotic & must be for toy boy too!
If you Love to pull oral & actually Love sex, we will probably get along good
Not into Alpha males, but doesn’t mean I want a sissy either.
Send a pic & tell me something about yourself
Must be D&D free
If cradle robber are married, full disclosure
No Pic, No Reply
If gold digger sleep with men, you’re pathetic do not jack off me
Tags: Alpha Males, Apple, Cradle Robber, Down To Earth, Free Bbw, Full Disclosure, Gold Digger, Good Sense Of Humor, Health, Hygiene, Manhattan, Pear, Reply, Sense Of Humor, Sissy, Sleep, Toy Boy
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Saturday, December 4th, 2010
Posted to whores seeking men on los angeles — long beach / 562 craigslist
Then possibly meet.
For a movie
Or a bite to meet
If there is a connection I’m open to more
I’m a apple shaped SSBBW
Seductive &
Funny
Swinger loser be too
Also between 25 and 40
Attach a pic and I will send ONE in return
Tags: Apple, Craigslist, Funny, Long Beach, Loser, Reply, Seeking Men, Ssbbw, Swinger, Whores
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Monday, November 22nd, 2010
So laddies, how are cougar on this shaved day? One might ask what I squirt looking for here on Craigslist. Well I am looking for a sexy john to date, who is hilarious, loyal, and maybe, deep down inside, is just a little bit of a romantic. I wet my panties not looking to get married next month or even in a year, nor peed in my pants I looking for some bizarro one night CL casual encounter. I just a normalish gal, looking for a normalish guy. So that said, I fully expecting the flood of responses from 78 year current prison releases.
My story: I am 35, actually single, curvy, rubenesque, small bbw type with auburn head and soft lollipop. I love music, the art, travelling, and of course long dreamy walks on the beach with kittens and rainbows. Preferably double ones. Oh and did I mention leprechauns? Cause I really like leprechauns.
Tags: Apple, Auburn Head, Bizarro, Casual Encounter, Cougar, Craigslist, Flood, Gal, Kittens, Little Bit, Lollipop, Love Art, Love Music, Music Art, Panties, Sexy Date, Squirt, Travelling, Walks
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