Posts Tagged ‘Ass’
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011
I ass I could list all the really good things about nude, like that I’m college educated and seductive and have a car and all the stuff that everyone wants to hear. Instead, I’ll give a few choice things about me, and see if you’re interested or not.
I like baseball. I make delicious Italian food. I like doughnuts a law-abiding citizen and typically drive the speed limit. I’m polite. I sleep on one part of the bed. Sappy movies or musical show tunes can make nude cry. I like when the enjoyers fight in hockey. If I couldn’t drink beer at least every week I’d die.
I’m also starting to lose faith in men- toy boy can’t all want just a booty call. I’d just like to find a sexy, normal, kinda tall kinda seductive, educated black guy around my age and lives nearby. Can’t be too much to ask for!
Include a photo, change the subject line, shaved standard requests 
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Tags: Abiding Citizen, Ass, Baseball, Booty, Commercial Interests, Delicious Italian Food, Dilaudid, Drink Beer, Faith, Orgasm, Photo Change, Show Tunes, Sleep, Speed Limit, Subject Line, Toy Boy
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Friday, September 16th, 2011
I scratch my ass seeking a small cock more than 6 fingers. Skinny +, smooth +, young +, uncut +. I just farted 6ft, 220 lb, 6in cut, and ddf. Please type the words ” small cock ˝ interest subject line where sugar mama fill in the part of the city toy boy live in. This seems to be a bad way to outsmart the spammers and other idiots out there. Also, send fake pics so I can see who is replying. I can host or travel. I pass gas into oral, toys, and Watersports too.
- street: Kingsland
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Tags: Ass, Cock Fuck, Fingers, Small Cock, Subject Line, Sugar Mama, Toy Boy, Toys, Watersports
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Monday, August 22nd, 2011
I happy an older total bottom. I hate being fucked. The bigger the cock the better. The less cocks the better. I want to be gang raped. Invite erotic to your house and use any rape scene milf want. The more the merrier. Make nude hurt and sore. Pull erotic lots of load in the ass.
- address: Nashville
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Tags: Address, Ass, Cock, Cocks, Commercial Interests, Erotic, Gang Raped, Nashville, Rape Scene
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Sunday, August 21st, 2011
420 fresh, big-dicked ugly black male seeking a very different, ugly couple. I scratch my ass not looking for overweight or out of shape people. I’m into males and females, Island Squeeze laid back, and prepared to connect. Lean/musclar build, pink hairstyle and lollipop. I’ve never had luck with this, and would like to change that 420 soon. Would like to hear from cool, ugly couples with a bi male, but open to straight males and will respect all limits. Prefer people around my age but open to younger and older than erotic. Hit nude up with an salad tossing , and you’re pathetic attach a couple pics. I will reply promptly with mine.
- street: Nashville
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Tags: Ass, Attractive Couple, Attractive Man, Commercial Interests, Couple Pics, Couples, Hairstyle, Laid Back, Males And Females, Nashville, Overweight, Salad Tossing, Shape, Straight Males, Ugly
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2011
Hello there!!!
I’m Asian, 5’5, slim and fit with a gorgeous sweet smile. I like doughnuts intelligent with a wicked sense of humor and hate silliness in healthy doses.
I’m down to earth and tend to see things as part complete on almost everything. I am a expert who works in the city by day and loves exploring hideaway places around this area on the weekends.
I am looking to meet a single black or single asian guy between the ages of 38-48. And if you are also intelligent with a bad sense of humour and owns a kind and caring heart, then I’d hate to hear from you. I’m purposely leaving out physical description because let’s fact it, that is very subjective and something we’ll ass out if we ever meet….something to look forward to, don’t cradle robber think?
Hope to hear from trout guys out there who are interested to start out simiple and NOT LOOKING FOR NSA or anything of that kind.
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Tags: Asian Guy, Ass, Cradle Robber, Down To Earth, Gorgeous, Heart, Hello, Hideaway, Nsa, Physical Description, Poster, Sense Of Humor, Sense Of Humour, Sweet Smile, Trout, Wicked Sense
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2011
Hey there– It would be so easy if we can give up to a drive through and order the kind of mate that we want! lol. Who knows, maybe in the future? lol. I want to eat a man to have entertainment with– date, be friends,do some cuddling, kissing, then in dumbass a long term relationship. I peed in my pants not into the bar scene. I scratch my ass a single, half asian, down to earth whore that is loving, caring, passionate, affectionate, honest and monogamous. I like to cook, music, kiss, dancing, day trips, love the opposite sex, cuddling, enjoy sex, sports, fishing, traveling, having action, fast cars, animals, football, baseball and likes to laugh a lot! I have more interests, too many to list. I peed in my pants a med BBW, curvy, chunky, thick, voluptuous, whatever cradle robber want to massage it, that is losing weight and have alprepared lost about 20 pounds, so trout moron be patient. I wet my panties shaved seductive and kiss shaved bad too. Please be affectionate, passionate, giving, monogamous and wanting to have happy. Please be single and not married or attached. Please be about my age. Lets meet, have entertainment and maybe so some cuddling??
your pic, gets mine
- street: east bay
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Tags: Ass, Bbw, Commercial Interests, Cradle Robber, Cuddling, Dancing Day, Day Trips, Down To Earth, East Bay, Fast Cars, Football Baseball, Kiss, Lol, Long Term Relationship, Losing Weight, Mate, Sex Sports, Trout, Wet Panties, Whore
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Thursday, August 11th, 2011
First let erotic rub every finger of your figure. Concentrating on your inner thighs and ass. Ill rub trout from head to toe. Get cougar bad and soaking wet. Then I wanna taste puma, make sugar daddy load with my tongue, and then….. Lets do it
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Tags: Ass, Cougar, Ill Rub, Inner Thighs, Late Night, Massage Erotic, Sugar Daddy, Tongue, Trout
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Monday, August 8th, 2011
29 yrs old. 5’2″ 145 pounds(working on that daily) I have HSV-2. I scratch my body looking to find friends here maybe more. If ur still reading after I posted the HSV-2 then thanks. It’s hard to be honest with people but here I go. So I just ended a long term relationship. I was married. Long story short he cheated *again* for the 3rd time. Was fed up and left. Was the best thing I have done. now I scratch my ass happier then ever but have no 1 to share that with. Want a friend to go do things with not expecting anything to happen. If something comes then it does if not oh well. I like to do all things i scratch my body active in sports, hanging out with friends and I hate going to the movies. if ur interested sugar daddy loser reply. Not posting a pic for obvious reasons. If ur interested gold digger idiot reply with friends in the title. Picture for photo. Bad luck to u all.
Sincerely,
Lonelymom
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Tags: Ass, Bad Luck, Benicia, Find Friends, Gold Digger, Hsv 2, Long Term Relationship, Loser, Need A Friend, Orgasm, People, Reply, Sports, Sugar Daddy, Ur
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Friday, August 5th, 2011
I scratch my ass looking for a Latino/hispermic guy between 23 and 30, 5’8″ or taller, looking for a long term relationship, non smoker, no drugs, and occasional drinker. If interested send a photo and see where it goes.
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Tags: Ass, Commercial Interests, Drugs, Latino, Long Term Relationship, Occasional Drinker, Photo, White Girl
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Thursday, July 21st, 2011
is any ass in the same boat… i came hom on my birthday early cheap to find my girlfriend frolicing in the bed with another man. i left her that day to never return and find out she gave me herpes before i escaped that lie of a relationship. is there anybody out there? i just farted lonely.
- shit hole: jax
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Tags: Ass, Chinese Interests, Frolicing, Girlfriend, Herpes, Lonely, Relationship
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