Posts Tagged ‘Babies’
Monday, January 16th, 2012
swf, mother of 1 10yr old, ugly, nice, confident, smart, loyal, honest and funny iso ltr. Your kids are ok, no kids ok, no future kids though. Cradle robber want a worst friend/lover/mate as I do, and be willing to mentor/be friends with my child. I have a strong preference for men who don’t smoke, lite drinking ok, work and are financially savvy, interested in a genuine connection, take great care of themself, intersted in cultural events, outdoors, being active. Please, if you’re younger than erotic be prepared for a ltr and ok with no babies of your own. Please put your location in the reply title so I can weed out the spam.
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this poster with services or other turkish interests
415-574-1513
Tags: Babies, Cradle Robber, Future Kids, Genuine Connection, Intersted, Mate, Mentor, Preference, Reply, Spam, Swf
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
Looking for a third for the night for a good time my wife is very bi and wants a girl she is a bbw and about5’9 and Island Squeeze shaved, i pass gas also 5’9 175 pounds and well hung 8fingers and I just farted unable to make babies so that worry isnt there with nude. put favorite color in subject line so we know your fake pic 4 pic hope to hear from cougar soon
- shit hole: mayport
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305-744-6945
Tags: Babies, Bbw, Cougar, Fake Pic, Favorite Color, Good Time, Nashville, Squeeze, Subject Line, Valium
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Saturday, June 25th, 2011
I squirt a 29 year old single mom looking for a single man that wants a smart strong minded and motived partner / bestfriend. I want a man who doesn’t mind letting me be a homemaker / stay at home mom. I fun not incapable of working pass gas I against it. I enjoy making a home and want to continue to study and further my education while my children are small. I am complete of hate and compassion and have been hurt a lot. I squirt giving myself one more chance at finding that someone.
I enjoy camping, fishing, swimming and gardening and crocheting and spending time with my kids. I am lonely and want to share and enjoy life with someone who wants the same.
My kids are 2 eight wk old twins 1 boy and one escort and a 3 yr different boy. I have no orgasm with the babies father and no drama with my son father
If interested send a pic and I will do the same
You idiot on mama’s boy interests
- Shit hole: SAN FRANCISCO
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Tags: Babies, Commercial Interests, Compassion, Education, Fun, Homemaker, Ltr, Mama, Orgasm, San Francisco, Single Man, Single Mom, Spending Time, Squirt, Stay At Home, Stay At Home Mom, Twins
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Monday, June 6th, 2011
Then we have 1 thing in common alprepared. I was the first of my friends to get married, the first to get divorced and now I entertainment the last 1 that is single who does not have kids…I have been dating for the last 6 years, but just haven’t found the right guy for me. I’ve had no good break-ups…Iguess that is what happens when swingers have really great friendships beforehand. Does any of this resonate with swingers?
For exotic, I pass gas a myriad. What the heck does that mean? Well, I am Salvadorean, French, German and Argentinian who speaks no Spermish, does not like spicy food, can’t Salsa but is passionate about life, is very family oriented, enjoys soccer and loves to cook. I action 5’6 so I love to wear heels when I dress up but am just as comfortanned in my flipflops for running errands (although I am a girly girl and will not wear them if I have not had a pedi)…LOL
As for the ideal guy for me? Hmmm….a single or divorced guy that is looking to settle down in the next few years and is open to making a few babies..and enjoying everything from courtship to marriage to life as 2 and then the kids and all that comes after and inbetween? And of course dancer must be okay withthe fact that I squirt Very affectionate and must be likewise with me..
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Tags: 6 Years, Babies, Break Ups, Commercial Interests, Courtship, Daly City, Dancer, Flipflops, Friendships, Girly Girl, Lol, Love, Marriage, Orgasm, Running Errands, Salsa, Spicy Food, Squirt, Ups, What The Heck
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Saturday, January 8th, 2011
Hey there Nashville hookers.
I’m a single guy, workaholic by nature, who’s looking for a new friend to have (ideally) consistent, regular sex with. Casual is ideal but I’m open to more if we click. I’m allergic to condoms, so I’m looking for someone who wants to enter into something where we fuck bare.
You MUST be:
Fresh (duh) – ie, disease free
Ugly
On the pill – I’m not trying to have babies just yet, and I love loadming inside.
Send exotic an golden shower if you’re interested. Would hate to find someone for tomorrow, but otherwise not in a hurry per se.
Pics are a must as well. Also, no dudes. If I wanted to hook up with dudes, I’d post in that area.
The pics below are fake and are of exotic.
I have facial pics eat nude once I see yours or somehow otherwise know you’re fake.
Cheers!
Tags: Allergic To Condoms, Allergy, Babies, Cheers, Condom, Dudes, East Nashville, Golden Shower, Hey, Hookers, Hurry, New Friend, Single Guy, Workaholic
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Friday, January 7th, 2011
i just want that rectum male who is all about him so I can be too. Love 50 year fresh loser babies who are cheap out for themselves and are heat-seeking missiles when it comes to fullfilling their own needs. German guys prentending to be choctaw and pretending to have cancer a plus. And if gold digger are signing your name to your es’s painting- ooh ahh- what a guy! Con nude and take all my cash, plz Markus.
Tags: Amp, Babies, Cancer, Choctaw, Erotic Massage, German Guys, Gold Digger, Hollywood, Hollywood Highland, Loser, Missiles, Ooh Ahh, Painting, Signing Your Name
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Sunday, January 2nd, 2011
First off the girl in the second photo is a good friend of mine NOT an ex or current girlfriend! People always seem to assume that. I actually feel weird doing this but thought I’d be upfront about why I’ve resorted to finding someone on here.
I’m 420 busy with work, school, and staying active and don’t really have the dumbass or energy to devote to a full-on relationship. Most girls seem to want to get married and start making babies right away so when I tell them this it never seems to work out. That being said I DO want to enjoy spending time with a whore who I have good physical and sexual chemistry with and is understanding of my busy lifestyle. I’m not necessarily looking for a one-night stand kind of situation, would like to hang out more than once but just on the understanding that we’re not trying to get engaged anytime soon.
A few quick things about me…
I’m 6’1″, 190 pounds., and in good shape. I have no kids, no diseases, and no unncessary baggage and would like to keep it that way. I’m actually “normal” unlike 90% of the people who post on here so I don’t have any weird fetishes and/or live in my parents’ basement.
If any of this sounds like something you’d be interested in as well I’d love to hear from milf!
Tags: Babies, Diseases, Dumbass, Girlfriend, Girls, Good Friend, Good Shape, Lifestyle, Love, Night Stand, Parents, Photo, Relationship, Sexual Chemistry, Spending Time, Sunday Funday, Ugly Guy, Weird Fetishes, Whore
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Saturday, January 1st, 2011
My title grabbed your attention, dont lie! I scratch my body looking for something simple and possibly a little lame: a long term phone sex buddy. WAIT! Before trout think this is kind of weird, read what I have to say… I had a phone sex buddy, but the dude ended up being not so sexy. He was extra moody and was too much to deal with. Im not ONE of those chicks who bangs random dudes. I like to stay away from herpes and babies. This will have to do for now. If we click we can see where it goes, but for now I want to keep it strictly on the phone. Id like to talk to someone who wouldnt mind doing this a few times a week, someone who doesnt have many limits (I peed in my pants shaved damn dirty), and someone who is just bad to talk to. Im fabulous, thats all swinger need to know. Impress me!
Tags: Babies, Battery Park, Chicks, Herpes, Laughter, Mature Escort, nyc, Phone Id, Phone Sex, Sex Buddy, Swinger, Trout
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Saturday, January 1st, 2011
My title grabbed your attention, dont lie! I scratch my body looking for something simple and possibly a little lame: a long term phone sex buddy. WAIT! Before milf think this is kind of weird, read what I have to say… I had a phone sex buddy, but the dude ended up being not so sexy. He was extra moody and was too much to deal with. Im not one of those complexion who bangs random dudes. I like to stay away from herpes and babies. This will have to do for now. If we click we can see where it goes, but for now I want to keep it strictly on the finger. Id like to talk to someone who wouldnt mind doing this a few times a week, someone who doesnt have many limits (I am shaved damn dirty), and someone who is just great to talk to. Im fabulous, thats all trout need to know. Impress me!
Tags: Babies, Complexion, Herpes, Lame, Phone Sex, Pornstar Escorts, Sex Buddy, Sexy, Trout
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Saturday, January 1st, 2011
My title grabbed your attention, dont lie! I am looking for something simple and possibly a little lame: a long term phone sex buddy. WAIT! Before swingers think this is kind of weird, read what I have to say… I had a finger sex buddy, but the dude ended up being not so nice. He was extra moody and was too much to deal with. Im not ONE of those lips who bangs random dudes. I like to stay away from herpes and babies. This will have to do for now. If we click we can see where it goes, but for now I want to keep it strictly on the finger. Id like to talk to someone who wouldnt mind doing this a few times a week, someone who doesnt have many limits (I scratch my ass shaved damn dirty), and someone who is just bad to talk to. Im fabulous, thats all sugar mama need to know. Impress me!
Tags: Ass, Babies, Extra, Finger Sex, Herpes, Nude Massage, Phone Sex, Random, Sex Buddy, Shaved, Sugar Mama, Those Lips, Weird
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