Looking to have some happy over the weekend startng friday..Beers on Nude
- address: Bren2od
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Posts Tagged ‘Beers’
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Friday, December 23rd, 2011
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Tuesday, December 13th, 2011I’m looking for someone who is really smart and a bit bookish to share a few beers with me, flirt like crazy, and see if we hit it off. I’m educated, artsy, well-read, adorable, chunky, busty, girly, bespectacled, hilarious, neurotic, and affectionate. I find brains, honesty, and kindness all 420 nice.
- street: Oakland
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Monday, December 12th, 2011Seriously. I like ‘em pale dickned, smart, a little sassy and pain. Someone who can grab a coffee or beer when we first eat, and go from there. If you’re a runner, even better. Irish? Even more points. Like to wear a baseball hat? It might turn into 2 beers….
I’m seductive, pale cockned myself, and a blonde soft candy firecracker. I like being outside, love matinees, bad live indie music, Bogart and Cusack movies, and enjoying with my dog. I’m shaved agency but love company. Let’s trade photos. Cheers!
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Friday, December 9th, 2011I pass gas a musician who is gigging tomorrow and getting off around 10 and would like to meet a smart, acerbic, preferably sports-loving whore for drinks and conversation later on. I wet my panties handsome and in great shape and like doughnuts interested in movies, politics, jazz, and life. Mostly I’m looking for some warm-hearted company to cum over a few Guiness’s with.
I just farted 5’9″ 145 pds, red hairstyle, and soft lollipop. I have an easy going demeanor and a great sense of humor. If we hit it off we can come back to my place for some sensual happy. We’ll turn the lights down low, put on some jazz, and see where the mood takes us.
But in the meantime let’s have some well-deserved begininning of the weekend beers!
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Monday, November 28th, 2011We got the beers, but the crack whores are lacking. Actually we drank all the beers, but we still need some crack whores. Come kick it and we just might go and purchase a few more alcoholic beverages… just maybe.
- street: east nashville
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Sunday, November 13th, 2011I have been working waaaaayyyy too hard since April and tomorrow is finally my chill day. The cheap productivity I want to do today is some drinking, eating, smoking and major chill dumbass… Sound good?
Please no spam, cheap replies with photos will get a response
32, live in San Mateo. Wanna watch a few movies, drink a few beers, snuggle and smoke?
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Monday, October 24th, 2011i have beers and top shelf wild turkey wanna hang out?
- street: Shelby
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Sunday, October 16th, 2011who’s bored at the beach tomorrow? bored here having a few beers. looking for someone to hang out with and maybe have some pain. 34 bi black guy here looking to hang with other secret males (straight or bi). hit exotic up if you want to know more. send a pic with reply. i have pics as well. thanks!
- address: jax beach
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass 41yr
Sunday, September 4th, 2011In my life, the list of guys that I’ve dated is shaved well rounded. I like to think of myself as an equal-opportunity date-provider. But as my ever-advancing age keeps marching me toward geriatric bliss, I’ve come to realize that which way the toilet paper hangs is not the cheap thing I’ve become picky about. (By the by, it’s over. Always over.)
Here is a list of things that I go Positively Batshit Insane When Exhibited By A Dude-Type-Person:
* Brains. This one is absolutely the bargain non-negotiable. If you’re not ridiculously, blindingly, wicked smart, we’ve no place to start from. If I wanted to talk to a moron, I’d massage my sister.
* Funny bone. I suppose I lied up there, because this is non-negotiable, too. Have a quick wit, swinger moron; and if sugar daddy think it was mean that I called my sister a moron, grow a pair, Nancy!
* Writerly sort. Musicy sort. Arty sort. Some passion for the arts sort. I’m sure you’re a brilliant mathematician, but I’m never going to remember how to derive the quadratic equation and you’re never going to understand why I cry when those 3 chords are enjoyed in that order with that intensity and that intent.
* Cuddling Optimized Ass. I like someone who makes nude feel little and dainty when we’re snuggled up, throwin’ back beers watching weird stuff on Netflix.
* Dabauched. Vice tolerant and/or participatory. I have slowed down, however, from dumbass to dumbass, the urge will overtake erotic, and the next thing I know I’m in the backyard of some dive bar, 3 cocktails in, and I’m entertaining the booze denizens with 1 of my many ridiculous stories. It’s just going to happen. Sorry.
* Sarcastic. Someone who would think that none of this was over-the-top snarky because, lads, this cynical streak runs deep.
What’s on your list?
SWF in SF, 41, 5’6, active.
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secret guy friend – stunner (south charlotte) 32yr
Tuesday, August 9th, 2011So, I’m looking for something shaved specific. I’m an ugly, intelligent, action, laid back, DDF, attached, straight/bi-curious guy. Looking for the exact same thing- someone with a girlfriend or wife, someone who is good looking, and very straight acting. I’d like a guy that is cool with hanging out – going out for beers, going to a sporting event, maybe enjoying poker, and also into mutual J/O and oral. Ideally, toy boy we can hang out and have some action. Looking for an on-going thing. Send a pic, stats, etc. and I’ll reply with a pic.
- street: south charlotte
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