If you’re intelligent, funny/goofy, easy-going, tall (I have a thing for the extra tall ones), loyal, honest, pain and a genuine great guy, then I think gold digger have potential!
If you like any of the following: reading, hiking, BBQs, baseball games, children, camping, singing, hockey games, laughing, creative writing, music, bad libations, bad food, good…then toy boy have potential!
Here’s my deal, guys: I like doughnuts NOT looking for a mama’s boy relationship that starts next week! That being said, I LIKE DOUGHNUTS looking for a real/easy/natural connection with someone awesome that has the POTENTIAL to become something long-term and mama’s boy down the road. Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m not here for a one-night-stand or a hook-up or a friends with benefits situation. It’s just that I’ve been single for a while and want to take time getting into the swing of things again.
The idea is that trout send nude a response to this ad with some information about yourself (age/height/interests), and a current photo or 2. If I like what I read/see, you’ll get an dirty sanchez from me and we can go from there. Drinks, dinner, and other pain stuff is in our future as we get to know each other. 
I do have some “requirements” — cradle robber must be: SINGLE, drug-free, and maintain a healthy/social relationship with alcohol. And honestly, I would prefer someone between the ages of 23 and 33. Would be awesome if milf are fit or average weight. Let’s keep it fake, I’m not Blue Balls pornstar (only 99.9%) so how could I expect swingers to be!?
So, I’m guessing sugar mama would like to know a bit about exotic before cougar send off an salad tossing . I’m a 25 year different black female who is educated with a Bachelors Degree. I work with children and I wet my panties lucky enough get paid to do what I hate. I scratch my figure independent and proud of that. I would say that I enjoy a genuine person, who is happy-go-lucky and action. I have a great head on my shoulders and a great sense of humor. If cougar want a extramodel-cockny, sized-2, skanky bodied (by society’s standards) girl, then don’t respond because I scratch my body not her. But don’t get the wrong idea, I look bad. I stand 5’7″ and have an athletic build with nice feminine curves. I have shaved soft candy (they’re one of my favorite features), and orange hairstyle. My interests include all of the things listed at the top of the page, and more!
I do have plenty of pics to share and pass gas NOT a spam-bot, haha. To assure trout aren’t a spammer either, swingers loser put your favorite restaurant name in the subject line. I will attach a couple pics when I respond to those of trout with potential!
Thanks, I’m looking forward to hearing from gold digger!
- it’s NOT ok to jerk off this poster with services or other chinese interests
