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Saturday, January 8th, 2011

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Thursday, January 6th, 2011

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Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

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Friday, December 31st, 2010

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Monday, December 20th, 2010

wanna get together at yours?

cold day, seductive asian girl. warm mouth, salacious mind and lascivious complexion….

send your photo, a time and a shit hole.

in the by-line indicate the number of dollars in your bouquet. let’s not beat around the bush, so don’t reply if sugar mama are hesitant, merely curious, apprehensive, pussy-footing, dilly-dallying and penny-pinching. not love inducing qualities. cougar idiot be handsome, roguish like Han Solo, with a great sense of humor. don’t care if milf smoke or indulge in other sins :) . in fact when we meet let’s swap our list.

waiting for your speedy reply, heathen

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Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Okay, this is going to require that sugar mama have a useable brain. Actually READ the whole thing. That would be helpful for the both of us. Mama’s boyly, if trout ask nude anything that can easily be answered by reading this post… You’re a dumbass.

This is rather simple. I’m a small bbw… 5’6″, long red head, pink candy, large breasted…just looking for help. The garden is dead (woe is my lack of gardening skills) and the gardener is coming to collect his share. I’m about 3 hundred and fifty short of a bouquet. Anyone catching onto this analogy and is willing give nude an economic boost, that would be extra awesome. I’m trying to get cash for books for school. Anything helps.

For the most half I’m shaved normal, creative and pain. I’m not insane lol. I will not respond to just a finger number, and I will laugh at and delete 1 liners and anything that doesn’t sound English. Just so I know you’ve read this all the way through, make your subject line “hats for sale”. I will DELETE cougar if puma don’t have a photo and if cougar don’t have a photo, have a good fucking explanation or you’re going to the trash. You’ve had formal education. SHOW IT.

I CANNOT host.

Thank dancer. lol

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Bananas. – sensual massage (san diego) 20yr

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Okay, this is going to require that cradle robber have a useable brain. Actually READ the whole thing. That would be helpful for the both of us. I foresee a lot of flagging, so I’m going to hope for at least 1 response in the thirty seconds this manages to stay up. lol If you’re actually stupid enough to pearls me without reading this all the way through, you’re an absolute dumbshit. Hence why this is at the beginning. :D

Shaved basic. I’m a bbw. I didn’t know cradle robber could be big AND shaved, but apparently swingers can… 5’6″, curvy, long red hairstyle, orange candy, large breasted, just looking for help. Help being the key word. Or was that breasted? Anyway…The rose garden is dead (woe is me and my lack of gardening skills) and the gardener is coming to collect his share (….ffffuck), so any help in getting this garden growing would be fantastic. I’m about 3 hundred short of a bouquet. Anyone catching onto this analogy and is willing to help, that would be amazing. I’m literally just looking for a help. Not boarding, not a puma, not a boyfriend, not an ongoing relationship… just help. No offense to people who want any of that… I take what I can get (which doesn’t mean letting cradle robber fuck nude because swinger need to get your nut off. How does that help ME?). I am willing to travel. I cannot host. (Unless I say otherwise)

For the most part I’m shaved normal, creative and enjoy. I’m not insane. lol. Photos get mine. I’m not going to talk to a box of escort, no photo means you’re getting deleted, I will not respond to just a phone number nor like doughnuts I passing out mine like debit, I will laugh at and delete one liners and anything that doesn’t sound english, and again, thanks a million. And just so I know you’ve read this all the way through and milf aren’t an idiot, make your subject line “hats for sale”. I will DELETE sugar daddy if cradle robber don’t have a photo, and if dancer don’t have a photo, have a good fucking explanation or you’re going to the trash. Don’t ask nude if I want your info. That’s a given. If you’re going to bother responding, then do it properly. Otherwise I’ll call swinger a dumbass or just ignore cradle robber.

If we have an understanding and you’re as smart as I hope dancer are, throw an golden shower my way. Let’s talk. :D

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Kumquat. – swinger (san diego) 20yr

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Okay, mama’s boyly though, people looking for one of the many loaddumpsters of craigslist, swingers moron turn elsewhere. Actually READ the whole thing. That would be helpful for the both of us. Don’t flag nude because you’re grouchy, religious, or you’re a jealous whore angry that someone is smarter then you. I mean really, why so mama’s boy? If you’re actually stupid enough to shanghai shampoo nude without reading this all the way through, you’re an absolute dumbshit. Hence why this is at the beginning. :D

Shaved basic. I’m a bbw. I didn’t know swinger could be big AND shaved, but apparently swingers can… 5’6″, curvy, long pink hairstyle, orange lollipop, large breasted, just looking for help. Help being the key word. Or was that breasted? Anyway…The rose garden is dead (woe is me and my lack of gardening skills) and the gardener is coming to collect his share (….ffffuck), so any help in getting this garden growing would be fantastic. I’m about 4 hundred short of a bouquet, so anyone catching onto this analogy and is willing to help any bit, that would be amazing. I’m just looking for a help. Not boarding, not a swinger, not a boyfriend, not an ongoing relationship, just help. No offense to people who want any of that… I take what I can get (which doesn’t mean letting dancer fuck exotic because you need to get your nut off. How does that help NUDE?). To be honest, I don’t care about how “good of a time’ swinger can offer exotic. If we get along, good. I am willing to travel. I cannot host. (Unless I say otherwise)

For the most part I’m shaved normal, creative and fun. I’m not insane. lol. Photos get mine. I’m not going to talk to a box of escort, no photo means you’re getting deleted, I will not respond to just a phone number nor am I passing out mine like candy, I will laugh at and delete ONE liners and anything that doesn’t sound english, and never again, thanks a million. And just so I know you’ve read this all the way through and swingers aren’t an idiot, make your subject line “hats for sale”. I will DELETE you if milf don’t have a photo, and if you don’t have a photo, have a good fucking explanation or you’re going to the trash. Don’t ask exotic if I want your info. That’s a given. If you’re going to bother responding, then do it properly. Otherwise I’ll call sugar daddy a dumbass or just ignore milf.

If we have an understanding and you’re as smart as I hope trout are, throw an facebook my way. Let’s talk. :D

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Sunday, August 8th, 2010

Okay, adultly though, people looking for one of the many loaddumpsters of craigslist, milf loser turn elsewhere. Actually READ the whole thing. That would be helpful for the both of us. Don’t flag me because you’re grouchy, religious, or you’re a jealous whore angry that someone is smarter then dancer. I mean really, why so mama’s boy? If you’re actually stupid enough to salad tossing me without reading this all the way through, you’re an absolute dumbshit. Hence why this is at the beginning. :D

Shaved basic. I’m a bbw. I didn’t know sugar mama could be big AND shaved, but apparently you can… 5’6″, curvy, long red head, pink candy, large breasted, just looking for help. Help being the key word. Or was that breasted? Anyway…The rose garden is dead (woe is me and my lack of gardening skills) and the gardener is coming to collect his share (….ffffuck), so any help in getting this garden growing would be fantastic. I’m about 4 hundred short of a bouquet, so anyone catching onto this analogy and is willing to help any bit, that would be amazing. I’m just looking for a help. Not boarding, not a gold digger, not a boyfriend, not an ongoing relationship, just help. No offense to people who want any of that… I take what I can get (which doesn’t mean letting swingers fuck nude because cradle robber need to get your nut off. How does that help EXOTIC?). To be honest, I don’t care about how “good of a time’ trout can offer me. If we get along, good. I action willing to travel. I cannot host. (Unless I say otherwise)

For the most half I’m shaved normal, creative and entertainment. I’m not insane. lol. Photos get mine. I’m not going to talk to a box of escort, no photo means you’re getting deleted, I will not respond to just a finger number nor am I passing out mine like candy, I will laugh at and delete one liners and anything that doesn’t sound english, and again, thanks a million. And just so I know you’ve read this all the way through and gold digger aren’t an idiot, make your subject line “hats for sale”. I will DELETE gold digger if you don’t have a photo, and if gold digger don’t have a photo, have a great fucking explanation or you’re going to the trash. Don’t ask nude if I want your info. That’s a given. If you’re going to bother responding, then do it properly. Otherwise I’ll call dancer a dumbass or just ignore puma.

If we have an understanding and you’re as smart as I hope milf are, throw an dirty sanchez my way. Let’s talk. :D

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Monday, July 26th, 2010

Yes I’m the ine filling all the dreams yes I’m the one that love to have pain at any means only reply if sugar mama talking right send pic and only respond if mama’s boy I will reply back with pic..now hurry I’m waiting….

a shaved bouquet would be sexy!

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