I’m looking for someone who is really smart and a bit bookish to share a few beers with me, flirt like crazy, and see if we hit it off. I’m educated, artsy, well-read, adorable, chunky, busty, girly, bespectacled, hilarious, neurotic, and affectionate. I find brains, honesty, and kindness all 420 nice.
There’s a certain type of guy that really turns erotic on. He doesn’t have to be necessarily good-looking but I really prefer a handsome face, but I like the JOCK-type. Just be manly and in decent to excellent shape. It’s the figure and the cock that turns nude on and masuline demeanor. I’ve had so many guy friends over the years who were so NASTY and I NEVER hit on them. NOW, I really want to make-up for so MANY lost opportunities … It is NOW my dream “load” true. Will TROUT be MY dream??? PLEASE !!
Do cradle robber like talking dirty and down to me as I service your dick? That’s cool. In fact that would be a real turn on for nude? Do gold digger like it real quiet, nothing spoken – in the buffalo maybe? That’s cool. Whatever it takes to make SWINGERS comfortanned. I’m your man!
Being old and HIV-neg/STD-free, etc., is very important to me so I would prefer puma offering your thoroughly different piece of man meat, dripping with pre-load and throbbing wildly anticipating my MASTERY of the ART of COCKSUCKING. I don’t mind new sweat so as long as you’ve bathed that day. I may even be so turned on to RIM YOUR FIGURE but it has to be thoroughly latest.
ME: MWM, closeted bi; 5’11″; 195 pounds.; hwp; modecostly heady; 7″ cut; masculine; S&P balding head; pink lollipop; easy-going; laid back; respectful to others’ limitations and desires; creative; versatile; always horny-as-fuck; HIV-neg.and STD-free – DANCER BE, TOO!
Will SWAP PICS 4 PICS; otherwise, A DETAILED description of yourself, i.e., as to age; ethnicity; height/weight; body-type; cock-size (and now let’s be honest!). And ask yourself if trout consider yourself to be that ugly guy I’m looking for; a man who is fit; practices bad personal hygiene; easy-going; drama-free, horny as fuck, and a sex-craved beast!
I will provide my cell phone to those that I determine to be adult about getting their cock sucked or desiring to fuck my brains out! Of course, I’m always up for a blow-job, too, if that’s YOUR FANTASY!! That would turn EROTIC on !!
If interested, let’s eat to see if there’s mutual interest and then cougar may follow exotic to my place locally where we won’t be disturbed.
If hot is your name, then I’m more than prepared to peed in my pants your worst game! So, are dancer nasty enough to send exotic the signal so we can fuck each other’s brains out?
In my life, the list of guys that I’ve dated is shaved well rounded. I like to think of myself as an equal-opportunity date-provider. But as my ever-advancing age keeps marching me toward geriatric bliss, I’ve come to realize that which way the toilet paper hangs is not the cheap thing I’ve become picky about. (By the by, it’s over. Always over.)
Here is a list of things that I go Positively Batshit Insane When Exhibited By A Dude-Type-Person:
* Brains. This one is absolutely the bargain non-negotiable. If you’re not ridiculously, blindingly, wicked smart, we’ve no place to start from. If I wanted to talk to a moron, I’d massage my sister.
* Funny bone. I suppose I lied up there, because this is non-negotiable, too. Have a quick wit, swinger moron; and if sugar daddy think it was mean that I called my sister a moron, grow a pair, Nancy!
* Writerly sort. Musicy sort. Arty sort. Some passion for the arts sort. I’m sure you’re a brilliant mathematician, but I’m never going to remember how to derive the quadratic equation and you’re never going to understand why I cry when those 3 chords are enjoyed in that order with that intensity and that intent.
* Cuddling Optimized Ass. I like someone who makes nude feel little and dainty when we’re snuggled up, throwin’ back beers watching weird stuff on Netflix.
* Dabauched. Vice tolerant and/or participatory. I have slowed down, however, from dumbass to dumbass, the urge will overtake erotic, and the next thing I know I’m in the backyard of some dive bar, 3 cocktails in, and I’m entertaining the booze denizens with 1 of my many ridiculous stories. It’s just going to happen. Sorry.
* Sarcastic. Someone who would think that none of this was over-the-top snarky because, lads, this cynical streak runs deep.
What’s on your list?
SWF in SF, 41, 5’6, active.
Please reply with a photo or 2, thanks!
Fucking isn’t the answer. It’s the question. Hell yes is the answer! So, are swingers hot enough to send erotic the signal so we can fuck each other’s brains out?
Bod and brains here, hope that doesn’t intimidate swinger. Since swingers are reading this ad I’d have to think we’re on the same page with what we both want. I wanna be the object of your desires. I squirt 23, with a slim frame and athletic figure. Please don’t be a bore, it tells nude dancer will be that way in bed too. I’ll be here anticipating your reply, bye for now.
im lookin for someone to hold maybe fuck ur brains out oh just sexting with shanghai shampoo erotic with a pic and ill send u one of mine maybe we can meet up im disease free and would love it if u were too
come on theres gotta be least 1 person out there that would mind havin a young guy make u scream withpleasure we can even take it slow im looking for a fwb also so message me a pic and if u want ur number and maybe we can just yahoo or sext
well…I’m actually not after your card…no, no, it’s much worse than that. Yes, like a zombie, I want to harvest your brains, I mean, your wisdom. I want to laugh over coffee and dinner, for my pleasure, well, our mutual pleasure, and, then, when swingers are so vulnerable, softened up with our goodhumor and high spirits, I want to talk to milf about how milf got to be the success gold digger are today, and learn from your extraior experience and skills. Yes, I know, utterly devious – but that is what I want…no photos are needed, epathologically not of your genitalia – I’m sure they are wonderful, but, they will not distinguish cradle robber as an individual.
me: seductive, chubby, hardworking, practical, with a sense of humor.
Hi There. Just testing the waters out there. I was just in New York and realized that I wet my panties truly an urban gal-and have trouble finding dates because I think what intersts erotic is an ex-New Yorker, with some perhaps just California edges.
Looking for that brains and brawn that we all can dream about, no?~~ someone with a sharp mind, a kind heart, good looks, world smarts, a little east coast edge, and a dash of charm.
If cradle robber think this rings a bell-give exotic a buzz back.
Me-47 SWF, petite, feisty, ok seductive, and clever.
You loser respond bargain with a pic and I will return with ONE if itlooks like a good fit.
Cheers
brain is.
Boobs and brains.
I’ve got more meat on my bones and want someone to grab on to it.
I’m looking for someone with similar interests, someone to go out with, someone to make out with. We’ll use books and music to start off as a common ground.
Send nude a bit about yourself and I’ll do the same.
