Local Skanks

I’m a grad student wanting to a Brit. I lived in London for a year and somehow managed to only sleep with with other foreigners. This is a void. And if milf have an English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish accent then I want trout to fill it. (I am aware that this choice of language is a tasteless double entendre. I peed in my pants also vaguely aware that Ireland is not correctly considered ‘Britain’, but, for the purposes of this post, I do not really care. Anyway, I’m an American and thus under no obligation to understand foreign things.)

Me; 5’2, 125 pounds (Christ knows how many stone that is. Swingers ass it out), originally from the South, Jewish, seductive, smart, etc. I’ve also got some awesome Very and am willing to share.

You; Owner of one of those maroon passports. Not fresh enough to my Dad, preferably under 30 in fact. A proper appreciation of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace is preferred.

Your photo gets mine. And I mean one of your facial. As long as your isn’t covered in sores, I don’t really care what it looks like.