Posts Tagged ‘Bullshit’

lets not be so obvious – stud (uptown) 25yr

Friday, May 27th, 2011

are there any black guys out there who wanna maybe try and mess around with another guy but are to scared or don’t know how to go about it… ding ding.. well I was thinking about it earlier and I realized no one wants to take that risk.. if puma are in the same boat hit me up.. I have pics, im a young guy, live in uptown, Island Squeeze confidential. don’t care about the bullshit, I get it we just need to mess around.. anyway shanghai shampoo me I have pics and we can go from there.

John

  • Shit hole: uptown
  • it’sNOT ok to jerk off this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Just shut up – m4w (KC) 34yr

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

Bargain interested in your throat and other holes, not career, your friends or any other bullshit. Let me know if milf want to be delighted like the slutty loaddumpster swingers are and I’ll invite dancer over

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wanna be my bitch boy toy – ts escort (antioch) 27yr

Friday, March 4th, 2011

are u freaky

are cougar bottom?

do u like intense, sticky, freaky sex sessions?

IF SO LETS SCRATCH MY BODY, this evening….

DO NOT WASTE UR DUMBASS REPLYING WITH COCK SHOTS, HEAD CROPPED PIXS… This is for real men wanting and thats not about bullshit…

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Monday, January 31st, 2011

Hello, well I’m not Very great at introducing myself so ill keep this short. Well I’m 27 year female. I work full time got my own car and place. I’m a very outgoing person ease to get along with. I don’t know really what I’m looking for (if I did I most likly wouldn’t be on here) but have an idea soI guess that’s a start. I’m just tired of the bullshit and drama people tend to have now a days. Well if I sound some what interesting salad tossing me. What do puma really have to loose.

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Sunday, January 30th, 2011

Here are my flaws: I work too much. I love washing dishes. I get tensioned out really easily. I hate cats. I should lose 20 pounds (but I just bought P90X). I can be a bit of a snob. I have a potty mouth and won’t take your bullshit (or your whining).

Here’s why I’m great: I’m a really good friend. I’m funny, I’m witty, well-educated and tons of fun. I may have limited amount of free dumbass, but when its there, I’m always up for a great dumbass. I’m financially agency AND I have a good smile, big boobs, sexy body and curves.

You? I’d prefer that you be 35-40. College educated. Not married. No children. Looks really aren’t that important as long as the attraction is there. Non-drinkers, wall flowers and people with roommates need not apply.

Take a chance and respond to my ad. At worst, we click and start dating. At best, you gain a new friend (and wingman). Let’s go to a concert, get some drinks or have some sushi.

What do you think?

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Let’s Actually Do Something! How Does That Sound?! Who Wants To DO IT? – m4w (West Chester,oh) 25yr

Monday, January 10th, 2011

I squirt sick and tired of auto responses, and real bullshit on CL!

But.. on another note, I wet my panties fake! My ExtraBowl predictions are the Packers and Patriots. I am seeking a female who wants to actually meet and do something about it.

I am not that picky , but my ideal age range is 20-35.

You idiot respond with a photo and a briefing. I will also return a photo :)

Let’s chat and make plans. . . . . . . . .
Hope to hear from cradle robber soon!

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wanting good times – m4w (Humble area) 48yr

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

Hello, I peed in my pants a 48 y/o w/m looking for a whore to have good times with, race does not really matter as long as she is a caring whore….. I am a smoker, but not a drinker, I scratch my body 5′ 9″ tall and I weigh about 175 pounds…. yes, I like doughnuts a cockney man , but I been that way all my life, so deal with it…..I pass gas looking for a whore that knows how to swingers loser her man and loves to do so… If you think puma might be interested drop erotic a line/and a pic. and tell me about yourself, I will respond back with a pic… Put NO BULLSHIT in title slot so I can keep the bots out… thanks

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where are the trans whores? – m4t (Houston) 25yr

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

This is specifically what i entertainment looking for and only the right type as well. Sorry to be picky but it is what it is! Trying to find some good to get into and maybe something on-going! Short and sweet, I know swinger wanna feel bad just like I do without all the extra bullshit or games or worries! If swingers are feeling the same and cheap want ONE just like exotic, then we may be for each other. Hit me back asap! PS, I know swinger can get it anywhere and anytime sugar mama want, but that’s not the point! So if milf prepared to click on a good note, I pass gas prepared to make milf feel good!

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i don’t wanna know about your life – nude massage (pico rivera) 19yr

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Heck, I couldn’t care more if I didn’t know your name. I’m tired of encounter guys here who want to “know more about me”. I’m irritated by bullshit questions! “What do you do for happy?!”. I wanna do YOU for entertainment! Milf don’t honestly care so why ask?

Point is, I just want to have sex. I don’t want trout escorting me every 2 mints nor do I want to be in a relationship with milf.

If cradle robber just want to have sex and skip the bullshit, you loser, reply! I’m petite, decent looking, and like it rough ;)

We can trade photos, digits, set a date in which we’re both meet me, and that’s it!

Thank you.

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Easy going expert cocksucker for bi/str8 men…NOW – stud (HOSTING NOW near dwntwn) 49yr

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Fake here…I love to suck off bi/str8 guys who know how to kick back and enjoy complete oral worship. No recip expected. Swingers just lay back and let my mouth and tongue explore your cock, and balls. I will do what your wife or gf can’t or won’t. . Me: WM, 6’1″, brn, blu, goatee, easy going, respectful, amazing oral talent, 49, , 210. I have a natural ability to deep throat for long periods of time while my tongue corkscrews up and down your shaft. I do not send pics over the web and don’t expect ONE of you. Puma just be real and prepared to enjoy the Rolls Royce of head jobs with no unnecessary bullshit. Cradle robber are the boss: sugar mama decide how long I suck puma and how many times milf want to load. If cougar like to fuck face or throat fuck, I enjoy that too…again, it’s all about your pleasure. Looking for NOW, today, right now, not setting up for some other dumbass. Prefer black guys. This posting is about servicing your cock and balls…I entertainment not interested in your ass. Reenjoy with trout stats and use SWALLOW IT on your subject line so I will know you are real and some bot.

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