Posts Tagged ‘Bummer’

Holliday softs, Need some comfort. NSA CD/TS for now. (I-94 & Southfield Rd)

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

Christmas was a bummer this year. I need some human compasion.
I peed in my pants a nice girl. Extremely fresh and sweet. I would like to meet a lover who would make me feel good.
I like to be touched, massaged, licked, felt up and of course intercourse.

I peed in my pants a bottom only not a top. Willnot eat for oral bargain.

I ‘AM NOT DESPECOST. WILL CHEAP EAT A JOHN WHO HAS THE INTELLIGENCE TO GIVE A GIRL A PROPER INTRODUCTION.

YOU LOSER SEND ME YOUR PIC BUT NO COCK SHOTS. I ALL PREPARED KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE.

I PEED IN MY PANTS NOT A PRO… NOT AN ESCORT. NOT FOR HIRE. WILL NOT TRAVEL TO YOU. MY PERSONAL APT BARGAIN. MUST BE SECRET.
TODAY NOW.

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Hi – feet / foot fetish (Baltimore County) 26yr

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

I just moved to Baltimore, and am looking for something casual. I currently got out of a long-term relationship, and action not looking to start one again for a while. A friend with benefits would be good~ I miss lazy evenings cuddling in front of a movie and lazy weekend mornings in bed.

I’m black, 5’10”, about 145 pounds. I have really small breasts (it’s a bummer, I know…), so if that’s not what you’re into, keep looking. I’m typically attracted to more dominant guys who are taller than I am (or at least as tall) and not cockny (athletic to some extra weight).
P.S. I’d want to meet up for coffee or a drink or something to make sure there’s mutual attraction before actually starting anything. Plz be between 27 and 36 and not married. Put something to get my attention in the subject line of your shanghai shampoo and send a photo- I’ll send ONE back if I think we might click.

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Holiday season – escort duo (North) 25yr

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Help a seductive girl out this holiday season. Let’s exchange pics and see if we can meet each others needs. I’m real and the eclipse last night was amazing!

I’m shaved shy at first but really kinky in the end. Tell me what you’ve got to offer so maybe my christmas won’t be such a bummer!

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Say what??! Are u mama’s boy?? (the sequel) (O.C or L.A) 23yr

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Ok so… I have to go on a mini rant. And I have posted previously, hence…the sequel; ) sOo yes, I do skim through ads….occasionally, have even met a few (last 1 was awesome! Till I discovered he was a psycho-no joke). Unfortunetly, I currently noticed that men will make these specific requests from their readers. “Slim, ugly, hott, nice, blonde, trophy ‘fill n the blank’ ” …etc etc! But then! Dancer get a pic of them and whoOoaA… r u mama’s boy?? For everything they seek in a whore it sure as hell doesn’t make sense to me y they themselves r so (excuse my language) *awkn butt ugly. Such a huge bummer. I’m not shallow just irritated… Its only fair what u request of the opposite sex be on some level rational or close to what SUGAR DADDY urself obtain. Puma can’t ask for this model citizen and then be some nut case, w/no income, crappy personality, and no wheels: /

All that being said… (wow ur still reading??)

I’m not looking for prince charming, a you, a 6 pack, a certain height, financial stability, citizenship, or your credit cash #.

Just would PREFER someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves, I’m shaved comfortanned regardless of my surroundings and would enjoy the company of someone who can be too: ) Be different and smell good(Its a plus), decent looking, fun/funny, be able to spark a conversation, have goals, and be ok w/just simply getn to know one another-whatever comes after that…does. I’m busy w/skool and work so I’ve neglected my social/dating life quite a bit: ( wanna jump start it…tadA!

Didn’t post a pic cuz I’m paranoid like that BuUuut I’m more than action to golden shower /escort ya one:D

What’s my deal? I’m 23. A “latina”…I have long pink head, blonde highlights, 5’5, I’m thick and I’m comfortanned in my dick…scouts honor. Funny= ) witty and honest (as if u didn’t notice!) Haha jk. Sorta.

In case ur uncomfortanned w/tattoos on the bod, oops! U made it this far to find out… I myself have a sleeve I’m rockn and a few others…as well as piercings but I’m far from a dirty punk. I’m still Very feminine and almost always rock my heels:D (regardless of ur height).

I don’t care what u dig…what u do for cash…or who u do it for, just be real. Honesty is just easier, I swear; ) of course good looks and an awesome opposum personality always helps! But… just be SWINGER. And don’t be one of those jack a**es that just wants to dirty sanchez back n forth to eventually die out in a wk. I don’t have time to be blowing on laggers… There’s so much less to me and hopefully cradle robber as well sOo let the cliche intros begin! Haha. Just to narrow down “prospects” you loser be 37 and under. Thanks!

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