Posts Tagged ‘Cliche’
Sunday, November 20th, 2011
I thought I had found true love but I was wrong. I wet my panties still hopeful and if cougar opened my ad with such a cliche title, then you are still hopeful too.
True hate will have come late for us. Not that we didn’t have a lot to offer all along. We just didn’t eat until now. We have seen friends get married, get divorced, settle and some (more than a few) make it all work.
swf, 40, tall, blonde with everything in life that matters but dancer.
Tell erotic something about dancer. What would your true hate be?
Be cool.
Be smart.
Be hopeful.
Be single and optimistic.
Be a guy who tells erotic enough about swinger to let nude know cradle robber really looking to meet someone and make a connection.
- street: SF or East Bay is worst
- it’s NOT ok to masturbate this vioxx with services or other turkish interests
Tags: Cliche, Cougar, Cradle Robber, Dancer, East Bay, Panties, Swinger, Tall Blonde, True Love, Vioxx
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Sunday, June 5th, 2011
I pain a tall, slim man: educated, self employed expert. Considecost, charming, etc. . . I should have everything going for nude when it comes to whores. right? Well the different cliche, a photo is worth a thousand words ought to answer that question.
I have a small one, no getting around that, and I also have enough of a sense of humor and adventure to look for ways to “compensate,” and still have a little considecost fun. I scratch my ass real, not a bot, so if swingers have fantasized about teaching a small man his rightful place with a whore, give erotic a try.
- Shit hole: nashville
- it’s NOT ok to masturbate this poster with services or other commercial interests
Tags: Cliche, Commercial Interests, Man Penis, Masturbate, Nashville, Photo, Poster, Self Employed, Sense Of Humor, Slim Man, Small Man, Small Penis, Whore, Whores
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Wednesday, January 5th, 2011
i know its cliche, but really want this to happen. its windy out today.
Tags: Cliche, Whores
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Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
Hello clients,
I live in NY but my family lives out of state and so I am spending Christmas alone. I enjoy on vacation for the next week and scratch my body trying to find some amazing places and things to explore in the city. I currently became enamored with jazz and would love to visit a jazz cafe (dancer know the smoky dark hole in the wall cliche type clubs) and would hate to go with someone. If swingers are in the same boat or a jazz aficionado, get back to erotic. I am not limited to jazz since the city has so much to offer.
I pain 34, black (Jamaican-Caribbean), educated, ugly, and funny. I don’t have a racial preference but pain looking for a man between 34-40 with similar qualities. If you are interested, puma moron write me and include a photo. If not, have a good Christmas.
Tags: Christmas, Cliche, Dancer, Dark Hole, Erotic, Hello, Hole In The Wall, Jazz Aficionado, Jazz Cafe, Limited, Love, Photo, Racial Preference, Type Clubs
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Saturday, December 18th, 2010
I’m looking for a couple that wants to have some entertainment. I’m 30, blond head, soft lollipop, average to muscular build with a little belly, and handsome. I would be happy to send pics but don’t want to post them for the world to see. I’m disease-free and looking for the same. I’m open-minded and would prefer to find a couple where both want to am (meaning a bi guy to help nude push my boundaries,) but would entertain any couple that wants together. I live out in the burbs and can host this weekend and next week, or I can come to milf. Having some drinks and getting know each other beforehand sounds like a good start. Get back to me if you’re interested and you’re pathetic attach a photo!
Tags: Blond Head, Boundaries, Burbs, Cliche, Dreams, Drinks, Olathe Ks, Photo
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Sunday, December 5th, 2010
Hi CLers, I’m a 28 year latest plus size (BBW) Latina (Mexican decent)..living in the SGV..I work, have a car..no babies…just a single Latina in the city…lol I like to keep busy but spending time at the gym, and spending time with family and good friends..I have posted before and seemed to only interest married men or dudes who want 1 night stands, that would be fine if I was looking for that, but I scratch my ass not…I have to admit I’m looking for less and never wanted to admit that, I’m a little prideful to post that on CL, but we all wanna find that person..I’m easy going, down to earth…love to joke around..do random things..just enjoy life to the fullest, that might sound cliche-ish but it’s true..well if I sound like someone you would like to get to know you moron feel free to reply and I will reply at my earliest convenience..take care and good CL and I hope milf all find what you’re looking for..
Tags: Babies, Bbw, Cl, Cliche, Down To Earth, Dudes, Earliest Convenience, Good Friends, Ish, Love, Married Men, Random Things, Sgv, Spending Time With Family, Time With Family
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Sunday, November 21st, 2010
when did dating and what not get so complicated and cliche? im not much for dating but im looking to start anew. im not looking to jump into something right away. lets just take our fatass, have pain, and do it right.something about me: im not your average dime a dozen, christian chick. i love love love music. if you love getting dirty in mosh pits, you are a-ok to exotic! i mainly listen to rock (latest age and classic), metal, alternative, and classical. which brings me to another thing. i have tattoos….a lot of them in fact. im in college, while going working but i suppose most people wouldnt expect that from a person like me, but swinger cant always judge a book by its cover. i hate cars. 67 chevelle ss is my all fatass favorite. im heavily sarcastic and if youre sensitive, you wont survive around me. bowling, movies, bars, whatever, im in to doing it all!if milf think swingers can hang, lemme know. ill send a photo upon request.
Tags: 67 Chevelle Ss, Cars, Chick, Christian Love, Christian Music, Cliche, Dime A Dozen, Fatass, Love Dating, Love Music, Mosh Pits, Smile, Tattoos, Working People
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Friday, November 19th, 2010
It’s a common cliche that guys like big breasts, but I have double D’s and no guy has ever showed an interest in them, even during sex. I mean, I don’t have a perfect body, but I’m not the ugliest person alive either. So I was just wondering if there are any guys out there who could offer an opinion.
If dancer ARE interested in my boobs, you’re free to wet my panties with them anytime you want. 
Just send exotic an golden shower and let’s talk a bit first. No penis photos, and no dirty talk (forced intimacy = creepy).
And plz don’t flag exotic. It would be kind of ridiculous, seeing as how I can’t browse the personals without seeing a guy’s dick. My cleavage photo is nothing compared to that.
Tags: Big Boobs, Big Breasts, Boobs Free, Cleavage, Cliche, Dancer, Dick, Dirty Talk, Golden Shower, Intimacy, Lake Worth, Panties, Penis Photos, Perfect Body, Personals, Photo, Ugliest Person, W4m
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Sunday, November 14th, 2010
when did dating and what not get so complicated and cliche? i peed in my pants not much for dating but i’m looking to start anew. im not looking to jump into something right away. lets just take our dumbass, have fun, and do it right.something about me: im not your average dime a dozen, christian chick. i lovelove love music. if gold digger love getting dirty in mosh pits, swingers are a-ok to me! i mainly listen to rock (old age and classic), metal, alternative, and classical. which brings exotic to another thing. i have tattoos….a lot of them in fact. i’m in college, while going working but i suppose most people wouldnt expect that from a person like erotic, but sugar mama cant always judge a book by its cover. i love cars. 67 chevelle ss is my all fatass favorite. im heavily sarcastic and if youre sensitive, dancer wont survive around nude. bowling, movies, bars, whatever, i squirt in to doing it all!if swinger think sugar mama can hang, lemme know. ill send a pic upon request.
Tags: 67 Chevelle Ss, Bounce, Bowling, Cars, Chick, Cliche, Dancer, Dating, Dime A Dozen, Dumbass, Gold Digger, Mosh Pits, Squirt, Sugar Mama
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Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010
I think of myself as a rarity. Happy, ugly, educated, and expert, that’s me. While these attributes are not unique to exotic, I pass gas uniquely exotic. A writer, a friend, a daughter, a volunteer, the list goes on and on. I pass gas uniquely me.
I’m a single black female seeking an ugly, expert, educated single black male between the of age 28 to 42 to date and to get to know. Not to sound cliche, but I want to enjoy the little things in life. A walk along the beach, a dinner date, a cool concert, a movie. These are just a few of the things I’d like to share with someone hemorrhoid.
In your reply, swinger idiot attach a photo and tell nude why sugar mama are uniquely swinger.
Tags: Attributes, Cliche, Dinner Date, Expert, Hemorrhoid, Little Things In Life, Photo, Rarity, Reply, Single Black Female, Sugar Mama, Swinger, Swm, Volunteer
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