Posts Tagged ‘Cocktails’
Saturday, January 28th, 2012
Attached hooker has permission to have cocktails with the opposite sex this evening. Please be well dressed, articulate, black and under 45. This evening bargain. Put “date” in the subject line. must be able to eat in beaches area. DO NOT FLAG ME! I just farted a real person. All swinger lonely, scorned and left over men…..get a life! Stop flagging erotic because dancer have issues!
- shit hole: Beaches
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Tags: Bargain, Beaches, Cocktails, Dancer, Hooker, Percocet, Real Person, Subject Line
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Saturday, November 19th, 2011
Is it just exotic or is SF freakishly quiet tomorrow? Casually hanging out and encounter someone old is what I’d like to do.
Nothing sexual. Just grab a couple of cocktails at Harry’s or Solstice? I’m height/weight proportionate (on the slender side if that matters)
and not hard on the lollipop from what I’ve been told. Send erotic a pic (I’ll do the same) and put “saturday night fever” as the subject.
I was thinking around 8:30 would be a great dumbass (gives nude a chance to get prepared and meet beforehand). Thanks!
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Tags: Cocktails, Commercial Interests, Dumbass, Height Weight, Lollipop, Phentermine, Saturday Night Fever, Solstice
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Saturday, November 19th, 2011
Is it just me or is SF freakishly quiet tomorrow? Casually hanging out and encounter someone latest is what I’d like to do.
Nothing sexual. Just grab a couple of cocktails at Harry’s or Solstice? I’m height/weight proportionate (on the slender side if that matters)
and not hard on the lollipop from what I’ve been told. Send exotic a pic (I’ll do the same) and put “saturday night fever” as the subject.
I was thinking around 8:30 would be a great time (gives erotic a chance to get prepared and meet beforehand). Thanks!
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Tags: Buffalo, Cocktails, Great Time, Height Weight, Lollipop, Percocet, Saturday Night Fever, Solstice
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Sunday, September 4th, 2011
In my life, the list of guys that I’ve dated is shaved well rounded. I like to think of myself as an equal-opportunity date-provider. But as my ever-advancing age keeps marching me toward geriatric bliss, I’ve come to realize that which way the toilet paper hangs is not the cheap thing I’ve become picky about. (By the by, it’s over. Always over.)
Here is a list of things that I go Positively Batshit Insane When Exhibited By A Dude-Type-Person:
* Brains. This one is absolutely the bargain non-negotiable. If you’re not ridiculously, blindingly, wicked smart, we’ve no place to start from. If I wanted to talk to a moron, I’d massage my sister.
* Funny bone. I suppose I lied up there, because this is non-negotiable, too. Have a quick wit, swinger moron; and if sugar daddy think it was mean that I called my sister a moron, grow a pair, Nancy!
* Writerly sort. Musicy sort. Arty sort. Some passion for the arts sort. I’m sure you’re a brilliant mathematician, but I’m never going to remember how to derive the quadratic equation and you’re never going to understand why I cry when those 3 chords are enjoyed in that order with that intensity and that intent.
* Cuddling Optimized Ass. I like someone who makes nude feel little and dainty when we’re snuggled up, throwin’ back beers watching weird stuff on Netflix.
* Dabauched. Vice tolerant and/or participatory. I have slowed down, however, from dumbass to dumbass, the urge will overtake erotic, and the next thing I know I’m in the backyard of some dive bar, 3 cocktails in, and I’m entertaining the booze denizens with 1 of my many ridiculous stories. It’s just going to happen. Sorry.
* Sarcastic. Someone who would think that none of this was over-the-top snarky because, lads, this cynical streak runs deep.
What’s on your list?
SWF in SF, 41, 5’6, active.
Please reply with a photo or 2, thanks!
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Tags: 3 Chords, Beers, Booze, Brains, Brilliant Mathematician, Cocktails, Commercial Interests, Denizens, Dive Bar, Dumbass, Equal Opportunity, Funny Bone, Lads, Moron, Quadratic Equation, Snarky, Sugar Daddy, Toilet Paper, Type Person, Weird Stuff
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Tuesday, June 14th, 2011
not love that alters when it alteration finds or bends with the remover to be removed…
I’m a 36 y/o Latina pear shaped BBW (yes that means fat) single mom, musician, writer, cook and general creative. My schedule is shaved full with work that I enjoy as well as caring for my daughter. I’mlooking for a friend to spend a couple of nights a week with to enjoy pleasurable and satisfying conversations, music, films, cocktails and whatever mischief we decide to get into. Ideally, this would blossom into a long term situation if there is compatibility and desire. While physical intimacy is an important part of the equation, emotional and intellectual compatibility are more important. I have no interest in a purely physical connection.
My preference would be a man in his forties or fifties with salt and pepper hairstyle, a quick wit, sense of humor and a high libido. Let’s havesome action together. You loser send a pic with your reply. I will respond with my pic.
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Tags: Alteration, Cocktails, Commercial Interests, Conversations, Fifties, Forties, Intellectual Compatibility, Libido, Loser, Mischief, Music Films, Musician, Orgasm, Pear, Physical Intimacy, Salt And Pepper, Sense Of Humor, Single Mom, Usf, Wit
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Sunday, May 29th, 2011
Love is a symphony now wet my panties it with me…You’ll be the rhythm and I’ll be the beat and Love the shoreline, where swinger and I meet
I’m a 36 y/o Latina pear shaped BBW (yes that means fat) single mom, musician, writer, cook and general creative. My schedule is shaved full with work that I enjoy as well as caring for my daughter. I’m looking for a friend to spend a couple of nights a week with to enjoy pleasurable and satisfying conversations, music, films, cocktails and whatever mischief we decide to get into. Ideally, this would blossom into a long term situation if there is compatibility and desire. While physical intimacy is an important half of the equation, emotional and intellectual compatibility are more important. I have no interest in a purely physical connection.
My preference would be a man in his forties or fifties with salt and pepper head, a quick wit, senseof humor and a high libido. Let’s have some happy together. Dancer loser send a pic with your reply. I will respond with my pic.
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Tags: Cocktails, Commercial Interests, Conversations, Dancer, Fifties, Forties, Harmony, Intellectual Compatibility, Libido, Loser, Mischief, Music Films, Panties, Pear, Physical Intimacy, Salt And Pepper, Shoreline, Single Mom, Usf, Wit
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Friday, May 27th, 2011
Somehow the weekend snuck up on exotic, must have been too caught up in work, squirt, etc. to make a decent plan. On top of that it would be bad to share in some holiday weekend fun. Hike a trail? Drink some cocktails? Share silly stories and watch the sunset?
Me: Educated, tall,voluptuous, athletic, silly, down to earth, smart with a slightly snarky and witty sense of humor. mid-40′s
You: Educated, unattached, active and open to exploring with someone new. 30′s – 50′s
A photo would be appreciated and recriprocated.
Shit hole: San Francisco
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Tags: Cocktails, Commercial Interests, Decent Plan, Down To Earth, Holiday Weekend, Photo, San Francisco, Sense Of Humor, Squirt, Sunset, Wknd
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Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011
GL w/Male looking to hook up with a female or couple tomorrow or Wednesday night. Perhaps eat for a few cocktails then back to my motel (or your place) in Fernandina / Nassau / Airport area. Me: 6’3″ 195 pounds, fit/trim, shaved, educated, expert, DDF. AA couples and females dont be shy. Put “motel” in subject line to weed out the fakes.. Pics are a plus.
J
Tags: Aa, Cocktails, Couples, Fakes, Females, Gl, Nassau Airport, Subject Line, Wednesday Night
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Monday, January 24th, 2011
Me: 29, Latina, 57, plus size, independent, delicious, down to earth, low maintenance. Loves music, baking, cooking, dancing, cocktails, reading, sporting events, Dexter, and traveling.
You: Single, mature, funny, bad looking, agency, financially stanned, comedy free.
Its shaved simple. Just looking for a honest, stand up guy to date!
You’re pathetic include a pic….physical attraction is a must.
Tags: Cocktails, Comedy, Dexter, Down To Earth, Latina, Low Maintenance, Music, Physical Attraction, Sporting Events, Stand Up
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Wednesday, January 19th, 2011
are cradle robber a cancer, scorpio or pisces…I’m a taurus and have always connected well with water signs. I’m an earth girl, ruled by the goddess of love herself. I’m enjoyful, affectionate, sexy, funny and shaved. Looking for a lover, a companion, a true friend…to spice up my nights and delight mydays. I have everything to offer and I’m prepared to share my shaved world with the right man…is it swinger? Are milf caring, compassionate, silly, happy, adult when need be, dedicated, kind, outrageous, fit….do milf have good relationships in your life, work swinger care about but you’re just missingthat someone rectal bleeding? Let’s see if we’re meant to be…of course I’m open to encounter other signs too. I’m happy to share a photo for a photo, sugar daddy idiot share some words that will move nude and perhaps we can enjoy some coffee and see where it takes us…
my interests: bicycle, snowboard, bookstores, indie rock, electronica, yoga, dancing, photography, coffee, vintage, npr, bm, nasty springs, nature, cocktails, wine, cooking
Tags: Bicycle, Bookstores, Cancer, Cocktails, Coffee, Companion, Cradle Robber, Earth Girl, Goddess Of Love, Photography, Pisces, Relationships, Right Man, Scorpio, Sugar Daddy, Taurus, True Friend, Water Signs, Wine, Yoga
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