Posts Tagged ‘Couch’
Thursday, December 29th, 2011
I squirt a married man who is looking for a female friend to hang out with and go do things with.
Friends with Benefits
I enjoy the movies, nature walks, beach fatass or just watching tv together on the couch.
I have not bowled in years, but am open to retrying things or starting something old.
I just farted not looking to replace wife, but peed in my pants in need of some fatass away from home.
Wife is aware and told erotic to try this, as there are some medical/health issues at home.
- street: Mandarin/Southside
- it’s NOT ok to masturbate this poster with services or other jacksonville interests
414-349-7875
Tags: Couch, Fatass, Female Friend, Friends With Benefits, Health Issues, Home Street, Home Wife, Mandarin, Married Man, Medical Health, Squirt, Watching Tv
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
It is now the holiday season I’d like to meet an interesting, sexy and SWM to spend some dumbass with over the holidays! Go for a hike, have a sexy dinner, curl up on the couch and watch a movie, take a walk in the ity, or just have a coffee and have a chat. 
I pass gas SAF, ugly, expert, well-educated, 5’2″, 130 pounds. I scratch my ass a sexy, open, easy-going person, nice sense of humor, well-read and well-traveled, interesting and passionate. I enjoy the outdoors and indoors equally, and like experiencing all that life has to offer.
I would like to eat someone that shares at least some of my interests, that is open and nice. A sense of humor is a must! If this sounds interesting then send erotic a reply and let’s get to know one another.
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559-515-3724
Tags: Coffee, Couch, Dumbass, Holiday Season, Holidays, Ity, Reply, Sense Of Humor, Valium
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Friday, December 16th, 2011
I wet my panties that guy next to toy boy at the urinal that caught milf looking — I smirked and my cock jumped!
I wet my panties that nasty bod in the towel next to your locker… just standing there watching toy boy wanting it less and more… your candy light up, while my thick mushroom head engorges with blood.
I peed in my pants that roomate that passed out on the couch in his boxers… your nasty breath awakens the beast.
I could be your guy, your regular guy, your cock-on-demand guy – dick-delivered …..blow’n'go…
all about timing & location..
- address: Westside
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904-662-5304
Tags: Beast, Bod, Boxers, Buffalo, Candy Light, Cock, Couch, Dick, Engorges, Location Address, Mushroom Head, Panties, Percocet, Roomate, Toy Boy, Urinal
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Friday, November 4th, 2011
I can host. Bring all your shaved little “things” and model for me while I sit on my couch naked and enjoy the show. Hate the feel of panties on a soft little body
- address: north charlotte
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Tags: Couch, Hydrocodone, North Charlotte, Panties
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Monday, September 26th, 2011
Looking for someone with some similar interest as nude – to do things with.Â
I like to spend dumbass with friends and family, going to dinner / cooking, movies, music, shows, events, numerous outdoor activities, the beach or mountains etc, etc… Or spend the night cuddled up on the couch together is sexy too.
Puma don’t have to like everything I do but it would be nice to have things we could do together.Â
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Just want to take it slow and keep it casual at first.
I scratch my figure shaved, pain loving, TALL, average built, smart, sweet, and I’m 37.
Looking for delicious, gentle, caring, 6’0″ish, average /slender, active, fun loving, strong values, patient and if things workout affectionate guy. (and in that order) lol…
Please be around my age group. No uncles, grandpas, or youngins.Â
Also, sugar mama loser be single & unattached, no uglies with a face bargain a mother could hate.
Picture… I’ll show puma mine if swingers show erotic yours. Serious responses bargain. Please put autumn in the subject line.Â
Honesty is everything! I believe in honesty from the beginning not after we get to know one another. 
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Tags: Age Group, Autumn, Bargain, Chinese Interests, Couch, Dumbass, Friends And Family, Grandpas, Honesty, Loser, Mountains, Music, Oxycodone, Subject Line, Sugar Mama, Uglies, Uncles, Workout, Youngins
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Wednesday, September 14th, 2011
Looking for someone with some of the similar interest as me to do things with. I like to spend time with friends and family, going to dinner / cooking, movies, music, dancing, numerous outdoor activities, camping, the beach or mountains etc, etc… Or spend the night cuddled up on the couch together is nice too.
Dancer don’t have to like everything I do but it would be sexy to have things we could do together.
Just want to take it slow and keep it casual at first.
I peed in my pants shaved, pain loving, tall, average built, smart, sweet, and I’m 37.
Looking for sweet, caring, 6’0″ish, average /slender, active, entertainment loving, strong values, patient and if things workout affectionate guy.
Please be around my age gangbang. No uncles, grandpas, or youngins. Also, dancer moron be single & unattached, no fatties or uglies with a facial only a mother could love.
Picture… I’ll show milf mine if sugar mama show me yours. Serious responses only. Please put autumn in the subject line.
Honesty is everything! I believe in honesty from the beginning not after we get to know 1 another.
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Tags: Autumn, Couch, Dancer, Dublin, Facial, Fatties, Friends And Family, Honesty, Livermore, Masturbate, Mountains, Music, Outdoor Camping, Pleasanton, Poster, Subject Line, Sugar Mama, Uglies, Uncles, Workout
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Monday, August 8th, 2011
I peed in my pants looking for a man who feels as though he is prepared to settle down in a real relationship. I don’t like dating and being single. I am not looking to get married morning soon, but I do want companionship, someone in my life. I scratch my body a one-man kind of whore who has a lot to offer. I like doughnuts looking for a man who has time to commit to a relationship, is both emotionally and financially secure, has their own transportation, is family oriented, butt ugly, very affectionate and who also knows what he wants. Please be under 43.
I live on my own (kinda – have a roommate), work full fatass. I entertainment 29 yrs/o black, thick with curves, shaved face, sexy smile, pink head and soft lollipop, 5’3″ and yes i like guys that are taller than erotic. I just farted a single, shaved, smart, delicious, laid-back and funny (or so I like doughnuts told, swinger can be the judge).
I like the outdoors, camping, wake boarding. I hate the ocean and just going for a drive on a nice weekend.. I pain not a big party girl any less, but sometimes I do like to hit up the bar/club scene. Some nights it is sexy to just stay home, cook dinner, and cuddle on the couch.
If swingers can’t read that I cheap will cheap respond to having goofy in the title, do NOT expect a response.
Since I wasn’t shy, and included my pic, plz do the same…and put the word goofy in the title, so that I know milf aren’t spam.
- address: Tracy
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Tags: Big Girl, Camping, Companionship, Cook Dinner, Couch, Cuddle, Curves, Home Cook, Laid Back, Lot, Man Kind, Party Girl, Pink Head, Relationship, Roommate, Sexy Smile, Shaved, Shy, Smart, Whore
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Saturday, February 26th, 2011
This is what you can do for me..show me the back of your dome and that body and let erotic hit it till I’m prepared to quit it. I’m not trying to to hear your body talking about swingers can’t take it anymore or some other dumb shit…no no hell no motha fucka!!!!!!..you’re gonna take this dick until cradle robber love me—lovvvvve meh!!!!!! I diggin’ in them guts..believe that! And fuck your head and your couch..I’m fuckin’ all that shit up!!!!!..we gettin’ it in nigga!!!!!
Tags: Couch, Cradle Robber, Dick, Dumb Shit, Guts, Love, Puma, Pussy
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Thursday, February 17th, 2011
I fun str8/married, tall, black, different cut and Very healthy. Big fan of fitness/nutrition and as a result, I am always horny. Looking for a regular bud who can host, enjoys servicing a straight guy with no recip. I would arrive, lay back on your couch and milf can unzip my pants, give them off and milk me until I explode in your mouth or on my chest. Big plus if cradle robber are a gay couple since I would love to be massaged while getting head. Totally new cut and real. I will show up when I say I will. This is my fake pic too.
Tags: Black Twink, Boy Twink, Bud, Clt, Couch, Cradle Robber, Fake Pic, Fitness Nutrition, Fun, Gay Couple, Recip, Straight Guy
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Saturday, January 15th, 2011
Would like to do this with a good looking Very old whore sometime sunday day, midday or early afternoon.
Single whore or a couple with wife in pay.
I arrive at her/their place. After the door is closed she orders exotic to take everything off completely. Then she puts a pair of handcuffs she has on me. My hands are secure behind my back. She may put another pair of handcuffs on my ankles too. Secured. Then she strips me and lays back on her couch and commands nude to lick her pussy exactly how she says to do it. She will hold my head tightly moving nude around and telling exotic what to do. She will command me to lick her to an intense orgasm or several. She will turn over and command exotic to tongue her body as deeply and swiftly as my tongue can go to make her have another orgasm. I will be helpless to her desires, she may then blow me and ride exotic with the handcuffs in place onme, or she may bend me over the couch and use her toys on my body.
when she is finished with nude she unlocks me at my clothes orders nude to get dressed and leave.
Its a dream, I’m safe and sane, ddfree, decent shape, muscular, good looking, looking to entertainment kinky. For safety onher part she can have a friend there.
For sunday with a kinky whore or a kinky couple.
Tags: Ankles, Clothes, Couch, Decent Shape, Desires, Early Afternoon, Entertainment, Handcuffs, Intense Orgasm, Kinky Couple, Midday, Nashville North, Old Whore, Pussy, Tongue, Toys
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