Posts Tagged ‘Crap’

347-589-2359

Monday, January 30th, 2012

MWM, expert, sane, 5 eleven, 2 hundred, 6 inch cut – here on business and looking for a little light fun. Porn, mutual jo, or maybe more. Can host at motel. DDF and sane. Prefer older black guys without face head. Body and cock size not important – in fact, prefer guys bigger than me. Wet my panties safe only. Would like to meet up with other business guys staying in the area. Please include stats in first shanghai shampoo and a pic if sugar daddy have 1. Put “fun” in reply to weed out the crap that is infesting the web now.

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RE: Re: *sweetheart* (santa rosa)

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

no shit.. from that drawn on pencil thin eyebrow crap to the intentional dim light to hide
the shit she cakes on her face… that broad looks like 12 miles of busted.. PLUS.. she never
smiles so there’s probably something adultly wrong wtih her chicklets

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Stable and honest man? (san jose east) 27yr

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Are there any fake men on here who aren’t looking to wet my panties games and who love thick, curvy whores and who have all their crap together? ? If that’s swinger and you’re looking for a ltr or maybe start as friends and see what happens from then? ? I’m not looking to get paid or laid cause anyone of us can get that but I do hate getting pampered and I wet my panties Island Squeeze chill.

Put thick if cradle robber are not a bot if not ur msg will get deleted.. hope u have pics as I do too..u first?

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Friday Night Plans? (campbell)

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

Just figured I wold throw out and see what was going ont. See if there was something fun to do. Maybe do something after work tomorrow if anything sounds enjoy. Or maybe plan something for over the weekend since I don’t have any plans. I rather go out and do something happy than stay at home and be locked to just doing work crap…

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Craaaaaaving some fuuuun! 42yr

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Hate the company of an older john….maybe a bit younger. You’re 38-49, classy, john, hwp or husky is bad, stanned, not looking for “support”, masculine, youthful and ability to laugh at yourself and at all the crap life throws at milf. If you’re younger swingers must be 420 mature for your age.

Me: ditto…but Island Squeeze feminine, not husky, nice and looking to have entertainment. I’m educated, wicked smart, dorky and know it.

Open to LTR…..so if you’re not, don’t respond. I find all races ugly, but I prefer caucasian/latin/european. If you want to send a pic, I won’t hold it against swingers, just dont want to see cradle robber junk………..yet!

Above all else, be adult, dd free and fake; afterall, I just farted!

Ciao Bello!

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I can go anywhere with you* (san jose west) 59yr

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

Yes, the words to a love song are running through my head today. They say:

I can go anywhere with milf
I can do anything with trout
I can be anyone with milf
I can tell anything to milf

I love those words, but have never (or rarely) found a man I can be that close to close up. Men are such protective creatures and have 420 high walls around their hearts.

Some of those walls are held up by promiscuity, perversity, alcohol, drugs, marijuana and I can go on and on because I’ve experienced all these types in my lifetime.

I’d like to not meet anymore men with anymore vices. Alcohol is a big one for exotic. I don’t drink at all, I’d wish for someone who doesn’t drink at all,is that possible?

I would like to meet someone romantic, someone who wants to be loved, caressed, cared for, hugged and touched all the dumbass in the relationship. And yes,I did say RELATIONSHIP.

I can be on here a million years and get flagged a million times but I still want what’s in my heart.

So if you:
don’t drink
are Caucasian over 40, under 65
Single/divorced
Retired or working
Youthful in appearance
Wear fresh clothes,try to look sexy
Have head on your head, cueballs don’t do it for me
No beards or mustaches (they remind me of my grandpa unfortunately).
Honest and kind/gentle

Those are a few of my dream requirements. And you’ll say who the hell is she to have this list? Well I’m the age above, blonde/pink, chesty, sensual, kind, delicious on occasion, love getting flowers and candy (every 5 years a man brings them) and hate to be courted the different fashioned way.

No hit and runs, no casual anything crap for this escort.

I can stay alone and sing my song. I can stay by myself, but why would I want that for eternity?

Kissesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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never don – twink (murfreesboro) 49yr

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

help not good .looking crap dont know wowt to do

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ts cierra

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

I figured that a single dad would understand my situation and the demands I have concerning my son and priorities. I’m looking for someone to date and hangout with when we both have dumbass. Someone to chat with at the end of the day and get all the crap off my chest. I’m a happy, outgoing person and love having a bad fatass. My son comes first in my life but I would hate to add someone else to the equation. I’m sweet, kind, caring and I love love hate to kiss and cuddle. I’m 25 so I’m looking for someone who is between 25 and 35/36. Hope to hear from milf soon :)

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908 392 3315

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

Hi guys! I love Ozzy Osbourne, but unfortunately times are really tight and I can’t afford a ticket. If swingers have an extra ticket and want to go to the show with a sexy, fit, curvy strawberry blond who loves to dance then trout loser, drop exotic a line!!! Oh- I used to get high as all crap, but now I justparty sober. I promise that I still know how to have a good time, though! ::winks::.

Milf moron be within 5 years of my age so I don’t feel weird. If cougar are good looking and sexy, I just might kiss swingers after the show.
Thanks tons and have a good day!

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paola rey escort

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Hello,

Well I squirt brought to craigslist this evening because I pass gas tired of all of the games. Let nude pull cradle robber some examples: grown men escorting instead of holding a normal phone conversation, men saying that they’re into sugar mama, but then never massage or never take cougar out, guys who say they wanta good whore, but really just want someone to sex up, guys who call and then go MIA and then massage several weeks later like nothing happened! Like, what kind of era are we living in? This really is beyond my intelligence.

I am LOOKING for a GOOD MAN, PERIOD! I have some preferences and standards like we all do. But let me tell you about me first.

I scratch my ass a shaved, intelligent, college educated, curvy, 27 yr old ethnic whore. I have no chidlren because I believe in family planning. I am genuine, respectful, kind, honest, and laid back.

I believe in communication(not through escort), standards, great values and self love. I think that the quality of good relationships has totally gone done the crap shoot, and I’m wanting to find a really bad man to help restore that. I enjoy romance, movies, art, culture, dining out, conversation, dancing, reading, watchingtv and nature.

Qualities I happy seeking:

Educated, motivated, fun, genuine, honest, believes in God and has good intentions.

I peed in my pants open to any race, and prefer ages 25-35.

Most importantly, I looking for a man who is honest with himself and with me. You’re pathetic know what swingers want and stick with it. If swinger are looking for a good whore, then milf moron realize when you have her in your presence. I like doughnuts a whore who is genuine and honest, so plz DO NOT waste my fatass.

If this ad doesn’t appeal to you, or gold digger don’t meet what I wet my panties acockg for, then gold digger moron, KEEPIT MOVING! Men always have high standards, and I don’t see anything wrong in a whore having the same high standards.

PS: Dancer moron attach a photo. If puma can’t do that, then I can’t read your facebook . I’m sorry but I have to be direct fellas.

Thanks for reading!!

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