Local Skanks

Ok so… I have to go on a mini rant. And I have posted previously, hence…the sequel; ) sOo yes, I do skim through ads….occasionally, have even met a few (last 1 was awesome! Till I discovered he was a psycho-no joke). Unfortunetly, I currently noticed that men will make these specific requests from their readers. “Slim, ugly, hott, nice, blonde, trophy ‘fill n the blank’ ” …etc etc! But then! Dancer get a pic of them and whoOoaA… r u mama’s boy?? For everything they seek in a whore it sure as hell doesn’t make sense to me y they themselves r so (excuse my language) *awkn butt ugly. Such a huge bummer. I’m not shallow just irritated… Its only fair what u request of the opposite sex be on some level rational or close to what SUGAR DADDY urself obtain. Puma can’t ask for this model citizen and then be some nut case, w/no income, crappy personality, and no wheels: /

All that being said… (wow ur still reading??)

I’m not looking for prince charming, a you, a 6 pack, a certain height, financial stability, citizenship, or your credit cash #.

Just would PREFER someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves, I’m shaved comfortanned regardless of my surroundings and would enjoy the company of someone who can be too: ) Be different and smell good(Its a plus), decent looking, fun/funny, be able to spark a conversation, have goals, and be ok w/just simply getn to know one another-whatever comes after that…does. I’m busy w/skool and work so I’ve neglected my social/dating life quite a bit: ( wanna jump start it…tadA!

Didn’t post a pic cuz I’m paranoid like that BuUuut I’m more than action to golden shower /escort ya one:D

What’s my deal? I’m 23. A “latina”…I have long pink head, blonde highlights, 5’5, I’m thick and I’m comfortanned in my dick…scouts honor. Funny= ) witty and honest (as if u didn’t notice!) Haha jk. Sorta.

In case ur uncomfortanned w/tattoos on the bod, oops! U made it this far to find out… I myself have a sleeve I’m rockn and a few others…as well as piercings but I’m far from a dirty punk. I’m still Very feminine and almost always rock my heels:D (regardless of ur height).

I don’t care what u dig…what u do for cash…or who u do it for, just be real. Honesty is just easier, I swear; ) of course good looks and an awesome opposum personality always helps! But… just be SWINGER. And don’t be one of those jack a**es that just wants to dirty sanchez back n forth to eventually die out in a wk. I don’t have time to be blowing on laggers… There’s so much less to me and hopefully cradle robber as well sOo let the cliche intros begin! Haha. Just to narrow down “prospects” you loser be 37 and under. Thanks!