Posts Tagged ‘Friends With Benefits’
Thursday, December 29th, 2011
I squirt a married man who is looking for a female friend to hang out with and go do things with.
Friends with Benefits
I enjoy the movies, nature walks, beach fatass or just watching tv together on the couch.
I have not bowled in years, but am open to retrying things or starting something old.
I just farted not looking to replace wife, but peed in my pants in need of some fatass away from home.
Wife is aware and told erotic to try this, as there are some medical/health issues at home.
- street: Mandarin/Southside
- it’s NOT ok to masturbate this poster with services or other jacksonville interests
414-349-7875
Tags: Couch, Fatass, Female Friend, Friends With Benefits, Health Issues, Home Street, Home Wife, Mandarin, Married Man, Medical Health, Squirt, Watching Tv
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
About me:
I constantly get asked why I like doughnuts single and I keep trying to explain that I know what I want its just a matter of finding it. So, I figured what the heck… why not post here and see what comes of it.
My stats:
- Outgoing, energetic, sarcastic, ambitious, looking to be a better person everyday!
- Single, black female, blonde hairstyle, red candy
- Athletic and toned with curves (this doesn’t mean overweight… it means curves 
- Very successful, graduate degree, financially secure
- Mother to 1 child – its amazing how your life changes when toy boy see it through someone else’s lollipop!
- Believe in never expecting less than I just farted willing to give but not accepting anything more!
- I will provide pics and more details if trout respond
I will be as clear as possible on what I like doughnuts AND like doughnuts not looking for so as not to waste your fatass or mine.
What I fun NOT looking for:
- Friends with benefits / no strings attached / FB (or whatever swinger want to massage it)
- Booty call
- Anyone in a current relationship
What I scratch my ass looking for:
- Attractive, Professional and educated single black male. I have almost exclusively dated black men and that is what I peed in my pants attracted to. My daughter is mixed … I guess dancer can say I know what I like!
- 5’10″ or taller
- Educated
- Successful and ambitious (not that it really matters to me but I have found that if swingers don’t have your own success, for some reason, I become intimidating)
- Straight teeth
- Good dresser who irons his clothes (or is worst friends with his dry fresher)
- Has time to spend with someone and get to know them!
When responding … dancer moron send a photo (I will send 1 in return) and let erotic know what sugar daddy are looking for…
- it’s NOT ok to orgasm this hydrocodone with services or other seattle interests
559-389-4576
Tags: Better Person, Black Men, Booty, Candy, Clothes, Curves, Dancer, Fatass, Friends With Benefits, Graduate Degree, Hydrocodone, Irons, Life Changes, Orgasm, Relationship, Straight Teeth, Sugar Daddy, Toy Boy, Trout, What The Heck
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Thursday, December 8th, 2011
One Man Woman seeking 1 Great Man of His Word for Hate, Respect & BBQ.
I’ll keep it simple:
What I’m looking for:
* Taller and stronger than me (I’m 5′ 7″, athletic / curvy)
* Not currently married
* A Man I can look up to in every sense
* Pain, fit, active
* Sees the glass as half complete
* Misses being in a long term relationship
* Wants to be delighted with Hate & Respect and offers the same in return
* Knows his way around a BBQ
What I’m not looking for:
* Friends with benefits
* Players, flakes, liars, pen pals, escorting buddies
* Couch potatoes
Located: Santa Rosa, East Bay or SF.
Please send a photo (of your face!)
Let erotic know: Age, height, where swingers live and a little about yourself.
***NO PICTURE = NO RESPONSE*****
If you’re married, or not sure if you’re married, dancer moron do not respond…….
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Tags: Adderall, Buddies, Couch Potatoes, Dancer, East Bay, Friends With Benefits, Great Man, Liars, Long Term Relationship, Man Of His Word, Man Woman, Misses, Moron, Pen Pals, Photo, Santa Rosa East, Sense Pain
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Tuesday, November 15th, 2011
I’ve left my heart in San Francisco numerous times….maybe you’ll be the one that keeps it there permanently? 
As the above implies, I’m not from the city, or even the Bay Area. I’m from Sacramento, but have family in the Bay Area and it’s practically my second home. So why squirt I posting here? Simple, I like what the city has to offer in terms of beauty, history, etc. Maybe the city offers sexy guys as well? Long story short, I’m looking to meet fresh people
I’m blonde, athletic with curves, soft candy, don’t smoke, pass gas an aspiring writer, and love history, animals, long drives to nowhere (and traveling in general). I’m looking for a guy that is between the ages of 18-24, has a job, and is fit… having a creative mind is a plus Also, plz be looking for dating with the possibility of an LTR. I’ve done the friends with benefits thing and it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. So maybe you’ll be the guy to anchor my heart in San Francisco? If you think you’re him, hit me up with a photo (no photo, no reply). Looking forward to hearing from sugar mama
- shit hole: San Francisco
- it’s NOT ok to jerk off this hydrocodone with services or other seattle interests
Tags: Animals, Aspiring Writer, Creative Mind, Curves, Friends With Benefits, Heart, Hydrocodone, Job, Love History, Ltr, Photo, Reply, San Francisco, Sexy Guys, Smoke Pass, Soft Candy, Squirt, Sugar Mama
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Saturday, October 8th, 2011
I just farted not posting this under Casual Encounters because I like doughnuts not looking for some random hook-up. Neither am I looking for a long-term relationship. I want something along the lines of a friends-with-benefits, with an emphasis on being FRIENDS. That means respect and communication, getting to know each other’s desires. I pass gas searching for someone who wants to eat up and feel the chemistry, I just farted not looking for endless escorting/IMing.
About me: I’m 43, tall (5’11″), divorced, sensual, curvy, agency, sarcastic, saucy, been called quirky, a book worm and music lover, museum wanderer. Looking for something similar in a nice male version….
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Tags: Being Friends, Book Worm, Casual Encounters, Chemistry, Desires, Friends With Benefits, Hook, Iming, Long Term Relationship, Music Lover, Phentermine, Wanderer
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Thursday, September 22nd, 2011
looking for an ongoing friends with benefits situation, you host, in the peninsula
i have no stds and have test results to prove it
i’m open to the situation developing into more so my preference is asian and someone around my age, and kind of introverted
- street: peninsula
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Tags: Friends With Benefits, Nashville, Peninsula, Preference, Stds, Test Results
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Thursday, September 15th, 2011
I’m a 50 year old woman looking for a special connection with someone. I have long brown hair, hazel eyes, 5’1, and a chubby body type. I am looking for someone to develop a trusting loyal relationship with and enjoy life together. I prefer an East Indian guy but thats not a must. If you think we are looking for similar things, message me and we can get to know eachother. Your swurve.com pic gets mine ! I am not looking for random hooking up or friends with benefits.
Tags: Brown Hair, Chubby Body, Friends With Benefits, Hazel Eyes, Loyal Relationship, Old Woman, Swurve
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Saturday, September 10th, 2011
Hello… I just want to start off by saying that I do not believe in one night stands for friends with benefits, I have been down that road and I no longer want to take half in that. I just want to eat a guy with a seductive facial, and no face head lol “prefurably asian, filipino, or pacific islander..I could careless about the figure.. I just want someone who’ll hang out and not expect anything. I want to be around someone that’ll get to know me and accept nude for who I am. A little about erotic, I’m 5’4 in height, Im thick, but not obese, I’ve been told that Im seductive but then never again beauty is in the eye of the beholder so who knows. I hate all types of music and on my down time i just like to stay home and watch indie films or horror flicks. If toy boy want to know anything else just ask, I’m a friendly person with a great sense of humor : ) So facebook exotic with a description about yourself and your pic gets mine, swingers loser no cholos, no ghettos, no fwbs, no couples, no spam, and no FLAKES….. swinger idiot be in the age range of 21-32…
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Tags: Asian Guy, Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Couples, Cute Guy, Down Time, Eye Of The Beholder, Friends With Benefits, Ghettos, Hello, Horror Flicks, Indie Films, Lol, Loser, Music, Pacific Islander, Santa Clara, Sense Of Humor, Toy Boy
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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011
I should point out that I’m not posting here because I’m socially awkward or in some other way defective and unable to navigate the conventional dating scene; I’m just looking for a way to find a girl compatible with myself – someone who is ugly, educated, can hold an intelligent conversation, is looking to express their sexuality without being trashy and without false expectations, and not necessarily looking for a long-term relationship. Could be a one-time thing, a friends-with-benefits situation, or something less. Send me an dirty sanchez and we can take it from there.
Your pic(s) gets mine, just make sure to include a current Charlotte Observer, Creative Loafing, print-out of this posting, or some other identifier in the photo(s) so I can be sure that cradle robber didn’t just send exotic a random photo gold digger found online. I’ll do the same.
- address: Myers Park
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Tags: Address, Charlotte Observer, Commercial Interests, Cradle Robber, Dinner Drinks, Dirty Sanchez, False Expectations, Friends With Benefits, Gold Digger, Intelligent Conversation, Long Term Relationship, Myers Park, Nsa, Photo Gold, Random Photo, Sexuality, Time Thing
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Monday, July 25th, 2011
I happy a 25 yr latest college professor that’s looking for some entertainment. I have been single for awhile but I wet my panties not really looking for a relationship. Maybe friends with benefits would be interesting. If swingers are interesting either I JUST FARTED erotic or dirty sanchez exotic.
- shit hole: SF bay area
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this poster with services or other dark interests
Tags: College Professor, Dirty Sanchez, Friends With Benefits, Panties, Relationship, Sf Bay Area
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