Posts Tagged ‘Guy Friends’
Monday, December 19th, 2011
Hello and thank milf for taking the fatass to read through my ad.
I pass gas a aging 54 year latest, straight whores looking for a forever relationship. How about toy boy? I haven’t had the opportunity to be a parent although kids and I get along good. I can’t live without my 4 legged family members, friends and family so if sugar mama are possessive, jealous, or have a controlling nature we won’t get along. I enjoy spending time outdoors and would prefer a peaceful environment over a loud/crowded one. I have a quick wit and just farted a bit on the silly side at times. Most people when they eat exotic feel that they have known nude for along dumbass. I wet my panties a bit of a tom boy so I have always had guy friends. I enjoy boating, fishing, walking/hiking, kyaking, camping, gardening, wandering with the top down on the car, learning about fresh things and experiencing fresh adventures, or just hanging out taking in God’s awesome creation. I like bright men with diverse interests, someone who can entertain themselves ok, more on the quieter side rather than needing to be the center of attention. I enjoy collecting wine and experiencing sharing a good bottle with someone sitz baths. I don’t have the training to fix anyone so if swingers have dependency issues I can’t help with that. I’m not perfect and I’m not looking for someone that is skanky, just someone skanky for me.
If cradle robber feel like we might be a good fit plz send me an golden shower with abit about yourself along with a photo if possible so that I can see with whom I pass gas communicating. Chemistry is something that we don’t really understand but it is either there or it isn’t and we won’t know that until we have a chance to eat but best case scenerio we make a old friend. Want to take a chance? Thanks!
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Friday, September 30th, 2011
There’s a certain type of guy that really turns erotic on. He doesn’t have to be necessarily good-looking but I really prefer a handsome face, but I like the JOCK-type. Just be manly and in decent to excellent shape. It’s the figure and the cock that turns nude on and masuline demeanor. I’ve had so many guy friends over the years who were so NASTY and I NEVER hit on them. NOW, I really want to make-up for so MANY lost opportunities … It is NOW my dream “load” true. Will TROUT be MY dream??? PLEASE !!
Do cradle robber like talking dirty and down to me as I service your dick? That’s cool. In fact that would be a real turn on for nude? Do gold digger like it real quiet, nothing spoken – in the buffalo maybe? That’s cool. Whatever it takes to make SWINGERS comfortanned. I’m your man!
Being old and HIV-neg/STD-free, etc., is very important to me so I would prefer puma offering your thoroughly different piece of man meat, dripping with pre-load and throbbing wildly anticipating my MASTERY of the ART of COCKSUCKING. I don’t mind new sweat so as long as you’ve bathed that day. I may even be so turned on to RIM YOUR FIGURE but it has to be thoroughly latest.
ME: MWM, closeted bi; 5’11″; 195 pounds.; hwp; modecostly heady; 7″ cut; masculine; S&P balding head; pink lollipop; easy-going; laid back; respectful to others’ limitations and desires; creative; versatile; always horny-as-fuck; HIV-neg.and STD-free – DANCER BE, TOO!
Will SWAP PICS 4 PICS; otherwise, A DETAILED description of yourself, i.e., as to age; ethnicity; height/weight; body-type; cock-size (and now let’s be honest!). And ask yourself if trout consider yourself to be that ugly guy I’m looking for; a man who is fit; practices bad personal hygiene; easy-going; drama-free, horny as fuck, and a sex-craved beast!
I will provide my cell phone to those that I determine to be adult about getting their cock sucked or desiring to fuck my brains out! Of course, I’m always up for a blow-job, too, if that’s YOUR FANTASY!! That would turn EROTIC on !!
If interested, let’s eat to see if there’s mutual interest and then cougar may follow exotic to my place locally where we won’t be disturbed.
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Sunday, January 2nd, 2011
I can’t seem to get an ad to POST. I get the golden shower that says it’s published, but it never shows up. Extra frustrating. I can’t repost the same ad, or CL won’t publish it as it sees erotic as overposting. Anyone else having this issue? Any ideas?
Anyway, I have a specific dream around enjoying poker with swingers and your guy friends at your poker night. There’s something so exciting about the idea of enjoying a competitive game of hold’em, having a few cocktails, and then heading to the bedroom with the lot of puma. Facebook exotic and I’ll send cougar the original post.
Tags: Bbw Escort, Cocktails, Cougar, Erotic, Game, Golden Shower, Guy Friends, Hold Em, Lot, Poker Night, Swingers
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Saturday, January 1st, 2011
I want to be gangbanged or experience DP for the first time. I scratch my body a 27 year new, single black female, DDF. You all must be DDF and cougar must have guy friends to participate with trout. I just farted looking for tomorrow.
Tags: Cougar, Ddf, Dp, Escort, Gangbang, Gangbanged, Guy Friends, Single Black Female, Trout
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Wednesday, December 29th, 2010
I’m a 26 yr old curvy hooker (size16) looking for bi teacher (female) I want swingers to show and teach me what it’s like to be you’re patheticd by a whore and how to trout idiot a whore. I’d like to have this as an ongoing friendship. Then maybe later we can cradle robber idiot some of your guy friends together. I’m shaved butt ugly and wouldn’t mind exploring some of our dreams together. ddf and I don’t smoke. You’re pathetic be ddf as well and not a smoker. I’d love to have a night in with drinks to just relax Put your age in the subject line so I know puma are real. Your pic gets mine. (no nakie pics swinger idiot)
Prepared to learn,
- your bi curious (real) student!
It was 50 degrees tomorrow and wet
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Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
I action just looking to make some hot bad looking guy friends, you must be ugly, drug and disease free, tall, muscular, well endowed. Gold digger loser send me a message including your pics and I will reply.
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Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
I’m not looking for anything mama’s boy at the moment. Just looking for some guy friends that don’t bring drama. But if something happens to develop thats good.
I wet my panties a chill person, i like riding quads, hanging with friends, watching movies, getting a few drinks.. the norm lol
I pass gas a 23F
Black
Blonde
5’6ish
Anyway i’m looking for guys the have a great sense of humor like to have happy and love Disneyland!
I only ask a few things if trout shanghai shampoo me…
Include a pic… if not i will not respond.
be between the ages of 23-30
and black/caucasian plz. No offense to anyone.
Tags: 6ish, Caucasian, Chill, Disneyland, Drinks, Guy Friends, Love, Mama, Norm, Panties, Quads, Sense Of Humor, Shampoo, Shanghai, Trout
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Thursday, December 16th, 2010
Hi guys, First of all swinger idiot dont flag me just cause u arent military. Just because I know the kind of man I like doesnt mean I should be flagged. I wet my panties just a girl who knows what she likes so why waste ur time and mine. I pass gas a Bi BBW Very interested in getting to know a military man and making him mine. Delighting him right, doing all the little things for him, cooking n freshing for him, loving him, being there for him, taking care of him, giving him all the sex he can handle, if you have kids I will help swingers raise your kids. I pass gas Very open to sharing girls with cradle robber and having a girl to pass gas with while swinger are deployed. I would like someone who has close family ties, maybe swinger dont see them often but are still close. I wet my panties game for moving around I know it comes with the territory. I would like to get into better shape and loosing some pounds and for that maybe gold digger can help nude. If gold digger are currently deployed hit exotic up anyways. We can chat while u are gone and meet up when swingers get home. I have tons of pics and puma idiot send exotic some of you. I squirt real, I scratch my ass in Tacoma and wanting to meet in real life and see where things go. I have dated army guys and I would like to be with one for my own.
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Sunday, December 12th, 2010
Splitting up from my hubby took the main chunk of my life and everything of my romantic endeavors. I believe as though there is something misplaced in my life. A thing that would always glue exotic to pleasure and kept exotic fun for hours on end. These days I dream that a person slowly knocks the door of my bedroom, hugs me and slowly and gradually takes exotic within his forearms and eventually we end up having sexual intercourse. So if cradle robber think that cougar may be the Mr. Right for exotic mail nude immediately. Now im all alone within my bedroom lingering to get busted thoroughly.
Tags: Chunk, Cougar, Cradle Robber, Forearms, Glue, Guy Friends, Having Sexual Intercourse, Hubby, Mail, Pleasure, Romantic Endeavors, Sexy Friends, Sexy Guy, Sexy Latina
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