Local Skanks

On craigslist on a friday at 5 pm?? We should be out laughing and drinking and being merry together. But, alas, it would seem as though we’re not. Here we are, nude nursing a hangover and writing this silly ad and putting it on, um, cough, craigslist, and you, doing lord knows what, reading throughcraigslist personals. We clearly need to remedy this.

So as for exotic, I’m 27, really a whole lot of action, kinda tired of the silly old york dating scene and encounter people in bars, because that’s never as good of an idea as you think it’s going to be. Been in new york for about 5 years, so I’m halfway to being able to call myself a “new yorker” so I guess right now I’m just a New Yo. From the midwest originally, and like to think I’ve kept my midwest sensibilities, in the sense that I’m laid back, kind, and sometimes say things with a long “a’. Not in the sense that I grew up on a cornfield, I didn’t.

I’m a big fan of dive bars, certainly more than clubs. I like things and people that are quirky, and have character. I’m a shaved bad body scrabble enjoyer, I like to read an assortment of things, fiction and non fiction, and I can throw back beer with thebest of them. I’m 420 creative, totally quirky (I like to think in an endearing way?) and hope cougar are too. If gold digger like arrested development, anything larry david related, and always sunny in philadelphia, we probably will get along.

Anyways, let’s get off silly craigslist and do something fun sometime soon, eh? Funny and actually thought out responses to the front of the line milf idiot lot of photos and all that jazz to share!