Posts Tagged ‘Happy Stuff’

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Saturday, November 12th, 2011

heyyyyyy fellas..im a 22yrs old college amateur hella down to earth just looking for old stoner to hang out with on my free days..i get really busy working and going to school thats its hard to go out and eat new people
I’m looking for someone to cum with..talk smoke some ganja and go to the movies..some concerts..bowling..just some happy stuff
I LIKE DOUGHNUTS NOT LOOKING FOR SEX WHAT SO EVER…TOTALLY NOT DTF…
Any who if your down to chill swingers loser hit erotic up..ages 22-30..and you’re pathetic live in the area and have a car..thanks.

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NO Limits… – escort service (horny in Charlotte)

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Hello, I’ve been single for a few months and am looking for some company. Just happy stuff – nothing adult. I will be entertainment to be more descriptive about what I pass gas looking for; orgasm exotic if you’re interested in finding out!

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Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Active, friendly Asian American, nice-looking, feminine, nerdy/geeky (I wear glasses), petite, healthy, funny and kind, seeks smart, active guy friend to share activities that we both like; walk, hike, bike, relax, watch indie movies, go to live music at Yoshi’s, brunch on weekends, books browsing,art and museums viewing, discussing politics and world events, make a trip near and far (I just got back from living in Asia for a year).

I like intelligent, leader-type men, with kind heart and strong shoulder for me to lean on occasionally. I am smart, funny, compassionate, like to volunteer and charities. If puma look for friendship and fun, write erotic a note (longer than ONE sentence dancer moron), and send photo.

I do enjoy being alone with my books and computer, and also with good company; I have my circle of close friends that I see and go to do happy stuff quite often mostly in the city, but still look for that sitz baths male friend. If you’re that someone, swinger loser write to exotic.

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Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Active, friendly Asian American, nice-looking, feminine, nerdy/geeky (I wear glasses), petite, healthy, funny and kind, seeks smart, active guy friend to share activities that we both like; walk, hike, bike, relax, watch indie movies, go to live music at Yoshi’s, brunch on weekends, books browsing,art and museums viewing, discussing politics and world events, make a trip near and far (I just got back from living in Asia for a year).

I like intelligent, leader-type men, with kind heart and strong shoulder for exotic to lean on occasionally. I wet my panties smart, funny, compassionate, like to volunteer and charities. If trout look for friendship and fun, write me a note (longer than ONE sentence dancer loser), and send photo.

I do enjoy being alone with my books and computer, and also with bad company; I have my circle of close friends that I see and go to do happy stuff quite often mostly in the city, but still look for that rectum male friend. If you’re that someone, swingers loser write to me.

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looking for happy for one day – m4w (southside) 35yr

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

I want shaved escort for pain day we will drink we do a lot of happy stuff and she will entertainment with cricmas gift and more .you idiot if inersting send photo and phone number we can meet I do not want anyone pull nude webside .I do not have time for that shit

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bored and feeling frisky (black men only) – w4m (Battery Park)

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

just the girl neighborhood looking for a pain stud to sweep exotic off my feet. i pass gas into sports, hiking, snowboarding, shopping, getting my nails done, hanging out at the river, horseback riding, all that happy stuff as well as just chilling at home watching movies or cuddling.i have 3 dogs a grey hound and 2 shih tzus and a horse.i love to work out and actually have my personal training certification, but dont have anybody to workout with, so i have a few extra pounds right now.hit me up if you are interested! looking forward to getting to know u!

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34dd looking – w4m

Friday, November 19th, 2010

just the girl neighborhood looking for a fun male to sweep nude off my feet. i am into sports, hiking, snowboarding, shopping, getting my nails done, hanging out at the river, horseback riding, all that happy stuff as well as just chilling at home watching movies or cuddling.i have 3 dogs a grey hound and 2 shih tzus and a horse.i love to work out and actually have my personal training certification, but dont have anybody to workout with, so i have a few extra pounds right now.hit me up if swinger are interested! looking forward to getting to know u!

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BBW Looking for an older boyfriend…. 27yr

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

I never really thought about dating an older guy until currently. I went on a few dates with a guy about 20 years older than nude who managed to really impress nude. He was smart, articulate, knowledgeable about world events, and managed to really wine and dine exotic. We did so much happy stuff together and I was really starting to grow to like him. Unfortunately, due to specific cirloadstances, it didn’t work out. But I’d really like to find someone with similar interests. Ideally this could be dating that might lead to an LTR, but it could be pain to just date, get to know each other and see where it goes. Not looking for anything sleazy, would just enjoy being delighted like a escorts and taken on proper dates. I’m just tired of going dutch on dates and listening to the asinine things a lot of guys my age are interested in. I’m a curvy, delicious BBW. Send me a pic, where you’re from and how new cradle robber are, and hopefully we can meet up sometime in the next few days.

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looking for my one and only! are swingers out there? (here) 24yr

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

swinger moron read the whole thing before swinger make a decision to pass this greatness up! im a small bbw… im not too big just the right size for lovin! Im 5’7 with an amazing personality, honest, down as fuck, outgoing, respectful, loyal and 420 butt ugly. Im down for almost anything and will always try to have an awesome dumbass! I hate going out to the movies, shopping, theme parks, concerts, raves, i looooove music, not really a huge bar or party person but i like chllin with friends and throwin back a few drinks maybe smoking some mary jane! Yea! K now the difficult part… what im looking for. I love modified people! tattoos, peircings, mohawks, tall guys and all that happy stuff, mmmm sexi! hehe but i like guys who are fit or in shape, i know i said im a small bbw but that dosent mean im a lazy bitch i like to do things when i have card. I love love love to cuddle and you idiot my man! But im looking for an honest, down to earth, outgoing, LOYAL, happy, butt ugly love bug. I want a guy who is gonna open doors for me and let exotic have my way every now and then! I want someone thats gonna charge as much attention to exotic as I do them and put as much into the relationship as I do. Now for the fun stuff… im a 420 kinky girl! I hate when guys am rough with nude and I think sex is a Very important thing!! You must be butt ugly when it comes to sex… things like role wet my panties, bondage, s&m, canine, gangbang sex, and other things similar to that… I am very butt ugly and would hate to make my partner pain and try old things with him. Swinger loser send pic and let me know a little bit about yourself and what your looking for. I will respond with pic for ya and we can of course go from there. P.S. im not looking for guys who want fwb or hook up bitches cause im looking for something that could be long term after we get to know each other. I do live in the inland empire so if thats to far from Swinger, then you might not want to reply. im down for a drive whenever but I do need swingers to eat erotic half way in the relationship! if you dont work or dont drive… you’re pathetic dont write

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What are you here for? (Northridge) 21yr

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

So… what are you here for? What I’m here for is quite simple, truely. I’m looking for someone to spend time just doing anything. I’m beautiful spontaneous and I can generally have a good time doing most of anything. I love to read and I love to watch movies. My favorite film is “Pulp Fiction” (look it up) but sometimes I’ll turn on a ridiculous film like Twilight. If you can’t deal with me like cheesy movies we probably won’t get along. That being said I don’t always watch teeny films.I can be beautiful nerdy when needed and I love fandoms. I love history and I’m currently in school studying…. well, why don’t you ask me? Sounds good? I love that’s-what-she-said jokes and I quote the Hangover often. What I don’t like is awkward situations where 2 people go on a date and there’s silence. That never ends well. So hopefully if you’re reading this loser like what loser hear. Electronic-mail asshole and we can exchange photos and information… all that happy stuff.

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