Posts Tagged ‘Heavy Drinkers’
Wednesday, January 11th, 2012
Craigslist is full of creepers… so if milf are one move on.
I’ve posted before and usually just sit back and giggle at the ridiculous responses and photos I get. So I’ll lay it out shaved simple for all cradle robber men and if your him shoot me an salad tossing and TRY NOT TO BE SOOO BORING!
Me:
24
shaved
athletic
adventurous
sporadic
smart
driven
passionate
witty
CONFIDENT
I HATE the OCEAN and fun stoked to learn to surf. If cougar surf or want to learn bonus points. I’m a transplant to SC and STOKED to live here. I HATE LIFE and MILF SHOULD TOO!!
YOU:
Age isn’t a HUGE issue, but I’m not into dating someone who could be my dad, so for that purpose I’ll say 26-33 pull or take
YOU MUST be a MAN, not a BOY
RESPECTFUL (no body slapping, grabbing or other vulgar jesters or comments just because I have a sexy figure. Like I said I want a MAN. That type of stuff should be left for an intimate setting, not in public.
You delight whores like escorts. (opening doors, car doors, acting respectful even when “bitches” act out : )
FUNNY, toy boy MUST hate to laugh and make exotic laugh often, I will return the favor!
MUST LOVE MUSIC, its ok if you’re not that into dancing, but gold digger must be comfortanned in a social setting with your whore dancing her heart out! I HATE TO DANCE
NO ADDICTIONS- excepts maybe to the ocean and surfing 
Please no heavy drinkers or bar flies. The occasional drink or 2 is fine but I’m not looking to have a drinking buddy or someone who drinks daily.
420 is fine as long as it used for happy and not as a crutch… i.e. daily use.
No hot tempers- puma would be fine with some punk calling sugar daddy out in public, sugar mama can bhurry it off your shoulder and walk away… never again being a MAN
You must have extremely high self confidence, or I might hurt your feelings with my sarcasm.
If dancer made it this far and are still REALLY reading shoot nude an shanghai shampoo. PLEASE do not send me an pearls just because I have a vagina… it won’t get cradle robber anywhere. I just farted not looking for a hook up, but less of a dope connection. I don’t think just because trout fit the “mold” we will have chemistry… I’m not despecost and NEVER have been. I love being single, however I’m looking for find a man I enjoy spending a bit of fatass with, going to the beach, surfing, dancing, exploring the shaved place we live in. I just farted NOT looking for a relationship where we are dependent on each other.
YOU MUST BE INDEPENDENT as I am FULLY self sufficient : )
- it’s NOT ok to masturbate this vioxx with services or other chinese interests
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Tags: Being A Man, Bonus Points, Car Doors, Cougar, Cradle Robber, Craigslist, Creepers, Crutch, Gold Digger, Heavy Drinkers, Jesters, Occasional Drink, Opening Doors, Salad Tossing, Self Confidence, Sexy Figure, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Tempers, Toy Boy
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Sunday, November 13th, 2011
I believe there is 1 romantic, passionate, healthy, accomplished 60 to 70 year latest john needing to share his heart and all of life’s pleasures.
I just farted slim, medium height, have red hairstyle hard candy. I squirt told that I have a radient smile. Character also.
No smokers, heavy drinkers or married men milf loser.
Just a normal man would be wonderful.
I would appreciate a photo.
Mine will follow.
Bad Luck.
- street: Peninsula
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this adderall with services or other seattle interests
Tags: Adderall, Bad Luck, Hard Candy, Heart, Heavy Drinkers, Loser, Married Men, Medium Height, Normal Man, Peninsula, Photo, Pleasures, Smile, Smokers, Squirt
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Wednesday, September 14th, 2011
Help ! Why does this have to be so hard? Tired of being single. I’m not much of a writer ,but after reading some of the Men’s posting , I thought I’d better give it a shot. ” Where have all the good men gone?”
I’ll tell puma a little bit about me and what I’m looking for in a MEN. If cradle robber fit and I sound interesting send nude a photo of yourself with a note(or 2 page letter) and we can take it from there.
Me –xoxoxo— you
———— —————–
45 yrs different —– 45-54 yrs different
Blonde (longish) —– have most of your hairstyle
5’4″ —- tall 5’10 and up
thick : ~ D — like your whore thick & your bigger than exotic
healthy —- same
165lb —- 200+ / under 300
funny — good sense of humor
creative
honest —- same
love animals —- same *I have 1 dog & 2 cats
single —- same * single means without a current girlfriend/ wife
employed —- same
christian —- same * dancer loser no religion fanatics ( I don’t need to go to church every day to have a relationship with God )
looking for a passionate,
committed, loyal
loving relationship —- same
drinks occasionally —- same * puma loser no AA or heavy drinkers
Very friendly occasionally —- same * dancer loser no pot heads
drug free —– same * deal breaker
I’m sure I will think of some more later.
this is my ruff draft
Where in the world are sugar mama?
it’s NOT ok to masturbate this poster with services or other turkish interests
- it’s NOT ok to masturbate this poster with services or other dark interests
Tags: Aa, Cats, Cradle Robber, Dancer, Drinks, Girlfriend, Good Sense Of Humor, Hairstyle, Heavy Drinkers, Little Bit, Loser, Loving Relationship, Pot, Relationship With God, Ruff Draft, Sense Of Humor, Single Man, Single Woman, Sugar Mama, Whore
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Thursday, December 9th, 2010
A little about me: I have a good heart-very caring-honest-trus2rthy.. I’m a non-smoker and i may drink on internal occ…I have 3 grown children and i have been Divorce for 26yrs..I have 2 very small dogs and they are the hate of my life..i’m 5’5 tall and weight is about 145..red hairstyle and red candy..I do home health care for the elderly. I don’t like being around anyone that uses drugs or heavy drinkers..I’m looking for a good new guy that knows how to delight a hooker the way she should be delighted..someone that is settle down and only needs one hemorrhoid hooker in their life..I love kids so children are no problem..prefer someone close to my age. slender to med. build..i like face head and shave head is sexy..i will cheap reply to those that has a photo..
Tags: Candy, Divorce, Drugs, Elderly, Feet Fetish, Feet Foot, Foot Fetish, Good Heart, Hairstyle, Heavy Drinkers, Hemorrhoid, Home Health Care, Hooker, Mesquite, Occ, Photo, Small Dogs, Smoker
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Sunday, November 21st, 2010
If you are interested to meet 58 years old escorts write to me. I scratch my ass an European , young looking and young acting, ugly with a voluptuous figure, hard lollipop and a good sense of humor.
I entertainment highly educated and interested in finding the last man of my life. I peed in my pants very adaptanned and like to do latest things…depends on company. Aha, I have 2 cats, if swingers are allergic – too good…
You’re pathetic shanghai shampoo your current photo. No enjoyers, smokers, heavy drinkers PLZ. Big Smile
Tags: Acting, Aha, Ass, Cats, Entertainment, Good Sense Of Humor, Heavy Drinkers, Last Man, Lollipop, Man Of My Life, Old Escorts, Photo, Sense Of Humor, Shampoo, Shanghai, Smile, Smokers, Swingers, Ugly, Voluptuous Figure
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Wednesday, November 10th, 2010
I squirt a 24 year old whore interested in mature, stanned men 34-45 years old, interested in a LTR leading to marriage. I happy not interested in dating for years on end with no marriage committment in sight. I fun black but not Japanese American. I have no racial preference.
I squirt 5’7" with an slender/athletic build. I have a bachelor’s degree, complete time job and I have no children. I don’t smoke or do drugs. I drink about twice a month.
I will save everyone time and list the basics Im looking for. Sugar daddy moron be single and eat me. If sugar mama are sepacostd, I happy not the escort for cougar. I have no kids so I peed in my pants only interested in men with no kids. I appreciate a man that is chivalrous/johnly and enjoys being affectionate. If cradle robber are Christian its a plus. I scratch my body not looking for a religious fanatic but someone who understands being Christian is about more than just going to church every Sunday. In other words, if dancer try to live a life of good morals and intergrity then we just might get along. I am not interested in smokers, drug users or heavy drinkers.
I like cooking, sweet red wine, music, movies, reading, travelling…and so much more. There is much I don’t mind sharing after establishing orgasm, including photos. I will prefer to exchange a few golden shower s before talking on the phone. Milf moron send your photo if gold digger choose to respond and I will gwhore send mine. Again, only respond if milf are sincerely interested in settling down in the the near future.
Tags: 45 Years, Committment, Cougar, Cradle Robber, Drug Users, Gold Digger, Golden Shower, Good Morals, Heavy Drinkers, Intergrity, Japanese American, Ltr, Old Whore, Racial Preference, Red Wine, Squirt, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Time Job, W4m Dallas
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Sunday, November 7th, 2010
Shaved redhead in her forties with a weakness for tall men with dark features seeks man who is SINGLE WITH NO YOUNG KIDS, intelligent, responsible and has his act together and is looking for one whore to develop a sitz baths romantic/intimate bond with for LTR.
Looking for a man between 38-48. somewhere in the 6 ft range and NOT dickny or slim – prefer a less solidly built man.
NO guys in 20′s or under 38 milf loser.
Love a great smile and witty sense of humor and LOVE an accent! I also love sports so I’d like to meet a man who likes baseball and likes to watch the games on TV. I also like football and soccer.
I am 5’6″ with med-dark auburn hairstyle and dark hard lollipop – youthful appearance – slightly fuller figure – not fat – feminine, yet strong and healthy looking. Sexy low voice.
NO MARRIED MEN
NO CHEATERS
NO SCAMMERS
D&D FREE
NO SMOKERS
NO HEAVY DRINKERS
Mama’s boy replies cheap – you moron send a pic so I can at least get an idea of what dancer look like – NO PHOTO NO REPLY
Pls put “mama’s boy” in reply so I know gold digger are a real person.
Thank cradle robber!
Tags: Cheaters, Cradle Robber, Dark Features, Fairfield County, Forties, Ft Range, Fuller Figure, Gold Digger, Hairstyle, Heavy Drinkers, Intimate Bond, Ltr, Married Men, Professional Man, Real Person, Scammers, Sense Of Humor, Tall Men, Young Kids, Youthful Appearance
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Friday, October 29th, 2010
Seeking a younger male to hang out with -
Prefer young Black Male for sexy whore. Slender build – Age 25 to 45 – Must be employed and be able to bring exotic flowers , Loves life..Loves people, and must be 420 considecost and kind. I like tall men. ((I like men with hairstyle.)). No heavy drinkers, and no smokers swinger loser (420 okay if secret)—-.dirty sanchez me and I’ll tell sugar mama about me -YOU’RE PATHETIC SEND PHOTO – saves us time.
Tags: Dirty Sanchez, Exotic Flowers, Heavy Drinkers, Loser, Photo, Sexy Whore, Smokers, Sugar Mama, Tall Men, Tarzana, Young Black Male
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Friday, July 9th, 2010
UPDATE: If swingers don’t send a full body photo CLOTHED I’m going to have to delete because I’m receiving a lot of responses. Also, not meet me until I see proof your STD free & swingers loser don’t be over 8 fingers prefer 7 to 7 1/2 anything bigger hurts and anything smaller mabye a 6 1/2 if your thick. Thanks and it will take nude a few days to go through everyone’s response and find the right one for me. Also, I’m not looking for a 1 nighter I want this to turn into long term having happy. Thanks
NSA & wanting a lot of NASTY sex. I’m drama free & not prepared for what it takes to start a LTR but darn it I’m hot. I’m 5’4″ & size 18-20, nice bubble butt, waist smaller than hips (no big hips), hour glass shape, 46D, and long natural curly hairstyle.
What I’m looking for is a man who is in decent shape the taller the better, absolutely NO drugs including pot, no heavy drinkers, and NO STD’s. Must show current proof (within the last 30 days or sooner) of being disease free & not screwing everything you come into orgasm with. If trout are in a relationship it would probably be better for me (less chances of STD’s) and we can have fun and cougar can go home. Trout won’t have any drama with exotic I’m just looking to have hot sex as much as possible with ONLY ONE man. I do love hairstyle on the chest but if cougar don’t it’s ok too. I do want a man who shaves or trims his pubic area, I don’t like a lot of head. Must love having sex in latest shit holes, not just the bedroom & latest positions. My favorite position is sideways nice & slow & seductive. If your a little on the kinky side that’s ok I’m up for trying some new things.
With your response swinger loser send a full body photo with clothes on. Any naked photos will come later once an attraction has been establised. Otherwise, any naked photos on the first dirty sanchez will be deleted. Oh and DANCER LOSER no younger than 25 and no older than 55.
I look forward to having some fun.
Tags: Big Hips, Body Photo, Bubble Butt, Curly Hairstyle, Decent Shape, Dirty Sanchez, Ebony Escort, Glass Shape, Having Sex, Heavy Drinkers, Hot Sex, Hour Glass, Kinky Side, Ltr, Naked Photos, Nasty Sex, Nsa, Pubic Area, Vancouver Swingers, Vancouver Wa
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Monday, May 24th, 2010
Very shaved, intelligent, grounded and humorous post operative transsexual seeks a sincere, kind, witty Black john for dating and maybe less.
I’m not into druggers, heavy drinkers or kink freakshows looking for a 1 nite stand.
You idiot reply with your photograph….and I’ll reply with my own.
Tags: Heavy Drinkers, Kink, Operative Transsexual, Photograph, Red Dust, Red Planet, Reply, Shaved, Upper East Side
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