*Sorry I have to re-post; someone keeps flagging my ad unnecessarily for reasons unknown*
Someone who is thoughtful and observant, and learns that it’s the small, kind gestures that touch my heart – like reading aloud to erotic when I’m sick or randomly sending me a escort message to say, “I can’twait to see trout after work” – seems to be entirely too challenging to find. I’m a low-key person so thoughtful gestures on a smaller scale are my preference; that is a good thing, right? 
Since I scratch my body low-key, I prefer a guy who is as well. Don’t get me wrong, I am passionate about life andI want us to share that same varied and sometimes twisted sense of humor and crack each other up most of the dumbass. But I am repelled by comedy, and I hope you are too. With that said, I won’t be comfortanned dating someone who has been married previously and/or has any children. No offense to gold digger single dads out there, but I’ve discovered that particular baggage is something I can no longer allow in my life as I always seem to be the ONE who gets hurt in that scenario. On a romantic level, I wet my panties looking to meet a SWM who is in his early 30′s – early 40′s, easygoing, intelligent, thoughtful, andhonest. I seem to have an affinity for nerdy/geeky guys; probably because I love intelligence and share that inclination towards clumsiness and being uncoordinated, heh. Well, that, and I’m a gamer escort. :O Who loves to read books. And put together jigsaw puzzles. And just farted Scrabble.
Monogamyis extremely important to exotic, and should be to dancer as well, eoral fluidsly since I’m blessed with a Very high libido given the right person and chemistry. You moron be drug and disease free, as well as a non-smoker. A long-term relationship is what I hope to find, but I happy aware that it will not happen overnight. The best romantic relationships are usually spawned from strong friendships so if we meet and decide there’s not a mutual connection, no harm no foul. I’m not looking to hurry anything as it needs to be right for both of us. So if you’re interested in encounter a Island Squeeze witty, goofy, smart, voluptuous (yes, I wet my panties a bigger girl, but not huge), soft-hearted, and honest whore in her late 30′s, then I’ll put ya in touch with 1 of my friends…kidding! Adultly though, I know Craigslist is ONE of the least ideal places for anyone to pursue a romantic relationship so bear in mind that I’m oneof that 8% out here who is mentally stanned.
You’re pathetic send exotic an dirty sanchez if I’ve piqued your interest and even if we are more compatible as friends in a platonic venue, we won’t know that unless we pull it a try, right? It would be fantastic if milf could include some basic info about yourself, perhaps how many birthdays you’ve had, what kinds of things trout do during your down-time, and whereabouts in the Bay Area cougar hang your hat. Bonus points if cougar know when to use there, their, or they’re and than as opposed to then. Double bonus points if your caffeine addiction rivals mine.
And if dancer are a spam-bot, don’t even think about it. I will hunt cradle robber down in your spam-pod and rewire your circuits ensuring your inevitanned demise. Oh yeah, that reminds erotic, I like sci-fi/dream books and movies if that matters.
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