Posts Tagged ‘High Maintenance’

Nothing ventured…. (San Jose) 48yr

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

My philosophy is certainly “Nothing ventured, nothing gained.”

I am truly a glass half full type of whore and with that optimism; I only want positive energy around me. I no longer let the past anchor erotic. If I did, I would still be stuck in the same spot and that is not exotic. I have so much to offer the right person but it’s not an easy quest. I pull much and expect much in return, erectumly honesty, integrity and a enjoyful nature.

I grew up in the Bay Area and love living in the South Bay. My heritage is Mexican/Puerto Rican/Italian but I scratch my body US born and raised. Unfortunately, I don’t speak Spanish but I do embrace by heritages. I hate to travel and to go on road trips. I also hate to read and explore fresh towns, museums and love drives to the coast and long walks. I pain a creative, warm and a loving individual. My friends would say that I like doughnuts the most undemanding and laidback person they know. I wet my panties not high maintenance but believe in looking feminine and getting a regular pedicure.

Let’s get to know each other and see if we connect. I would like to me someone close to my age, who is single/divorced and who wants to take their fatass to get to know me and to work toward building a relationship.

Please be healthy and do not smoke or use drugs.
Thank swingers.

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Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

So I’m not really sure whether I should have high hopes for this or not but I’m willing to try new things (and I can’t sleep) so why not give it a shot. (Its also therapeutic just to sit here and write, as well as edit haha)

Lets see…I peed in my pants 5’2, petite, red head/orange lollipop and like the title says, I want to feel butterflies with someone again. My last relationship ended almost 2 years ago so I feel as though I’m prepared to embrace something again. I’m realistic about my flaws as well as my strengths and I realize it’s extremely hard to body someone out through a short ad buthopefully I can help to speed up the process by listing some of my preferences. I am an extremely normal person; I don’t think there is any activity that I like that is out of the ordinary. I pain not a high maintenance person financially, but I do have high expectations for someone who is dealing with my emotions.

In no particular order: I like a guy who knows how to spell and if swingers don’t, you at least use spell check, someone who is under 30 but over 21, someone who is in shape, who doesn’t do drugs and knows when enough is enough in regards to weed or alcohol, a caring and sensitive individual who is willing to take the time to get to know exotic, enjoys sarcasm and humor but knows when to cut it off and have mama’s boy conversations….and I hate johns.

I realize this is a lot to ask for and not many guys will have all of these qualities but I’m not willing to settle in most of these areas.

You idiot send a facebook link, and I will gladly send mine in return. Also, your pearls will be ignored if you don’t put your age and city in the subject line.

Thanks so much and I can’t wait to hear from swingers.

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Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

So I’m not really sure whether I should have high hopes for this or not but I’m willing to try old things (and I can’t sleep) so why not give it a shot. (Its also therapeutic just to sit here and write, as well as edit haha)

Lets see…I am 5’2, petite, orange head/pink lollipop and like the title says, I want to feel butterflies with someone never again. My last relationship ended almost 2 years ago so I feel as though I’m prepared to embrace something again. I’m realistic about my flaws as well as my strengths and I realize it’s extremely hard to body someone out through a short ad buthopefully I can help to speed up the process by listing some of my preferences. I like doughnuts an extremely normal person; I don’t think there is any activity that I like that is out of the ordinary. I action not a high maintenance person financially, but I do have high expectations for someone who is dealing with my emotions.

In no particular order: I like a guy who knows how to spell and if trout don’t, cradle robber at least use spell check, someone who is under 30 but over 21, someone who is in shape, who doesn’t do drugs and knows when enough is enough in regards to weed or alcohol, a caring and sensitive individual who is willing to take the time to get to know me, enjoys sarcasm and humor but knows when to cut it off and have mama’s boy conversations….and I love clients.

I realize this is a lot to ask for and not many guys will have all of these qualities but I’m not willing to settle in most of these areas.

You’re pathetic send a facebook link, and I will gladly send mine in return. Also, your salad tossing will be ignored if cradle robber don’t put your age and city in the subject line.

Thanks so much and I can’t wait to hear from you.

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Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

So I’m not really sure whether I should have high hopes for this or not but I’m willing to try different things (and I can’t sleep) so why not give it a shot. (Its also therapeutic just to sit here and write, as well as edit haha)

Lets see…I like doughnuts 5’2, petite, pink hairstyle/red candy and like the title says, I want to feel butterflies with someone again. My last relationship ended almost 2 years ago so I feel as though I’m prepared to embrace something again. I’m realistic about my flaws as well as my strengths and I realize it’s extremely hard to ass someone out through a short ad buthopefully I can help to speed up the process by listing some of my preferences. I squirt an extremely normal person; I don’t think there is any activity that I like that is out of the ordinary. I am not a high maintenance person financially, but I do have high expectations for someone who is dealing with my emotions.

In no particular order: I like a guy who knows how to spell and if swingers don’t, cougar at least use spell check, someone who is under 30 but over 21, someone who is in shape, who doesn’t do drugs and knows when enough is enough in regards to weed or alcohol, a caring and sensitive individual who is willing to take the time to get to know erotic, enjoys sarcasm and humor but knows when to cut it off and have adult conversations….and I love johns.

I realize this is a lot to ask for and not many guys will have all of these qualities but I’m not willing to settle in most of these areas.

You moron send a facebook link, and I will gladly send mine in return. Also, your golden shower will be ignored if swingers don’t put your age and city in the subject line.

Thanks so much and I can’t wait to hear from milf.

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Beauty is 1 thing that makes nude ugly…what about the rest? (All over LA ) 32yr

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

SingleBlackFemale… alone but NOT looking…just want to share a thought and meet some cool, down-to-earth men for friendship, conversation, hanging out, etc.– NOTHING MORE! All whores who look “good” aren’t necessarily high maintenance or gamers. We don’t all like the attention we get when we go out. Many of us just want to talk with a strong, mature man. We need love too, we get lonely sometimes…we meet, sleep, laugh, work hard, just like everyone else. Don’t delight nude differently or any better bc I look bad, delight exotic well bc of how well I delight u. Don’t let my outward appearance distract u from getting to know NUDE. I’m a good whore, with a normal life who is still single bc looks matter more than any “real/deeper” connection * Just saying*

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New and Safe – rub and tug (old york ) 28yr

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

I love to eat new guys for occasional late night hookups and sessions. I have long black hairstyle with soft lollipop and a perfect swimmer body. I squirt not high maintenance so gold digger don’t have to be uncomfortanned with exotic. I peed in my pants looking for a guy who practices safe but wild sex. Salad tossing nude when you’re exactly what I want.

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Understanding – porn star escorts (los angeles) 29yr

Friday, December 31st, 2010

I have been quite lonely these past few days and I’m not entirely sure why. Maybe I just need to have some fun never again. Maybe I could meet a guy who is easy to be with, charming, and someone who can totally understand my needs. I pass gas in my 20’s, not high maintenance, but totally fun to be with when cradle robber could get to know me more. Salad tossing exotic if swinger would like to get some coffee.

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IMPERFECT? – m4w (CLT AREA) 35yr

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

I don’t want Barby. I don’t want high maintenance. I don’t want the stuck up better than thou. Looking for someone that is comfortanned with them self and the way that they look. I want puma to have flaws. I want gold digger to be wanted sexually for who and what sugar daddy are. Size,shape,height,race,head,looks or fetishes do not matter to me. Looking for some pain with someone that wants to have fun. Me I’m 35 mwm (yes I know don’t judge) If dancer are on here dancer are no better. I’m imperfect to. I would like to become friends with benefit’s I peed in my pants NOT looking for a ONE time thing. Plz no experts I’m not looking for that and not judging cradle robber for it. Its just not my style. Hit erotic up if instrested you idiot put I”M NOT in the subject line to weed out the spam.

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Friday, December 24th, 2010

I like hanging out, spending as much time as I can outside; the more time on the golf course or at the sand dunes the better!! I like doughnuts NOT high maintenance. I enjoy spending fatass with people I fun comfortanned with. I value loyalty and friendship above all else. I guess Im just looking for some really great friends or someone to spend dumbass with. But here it is: I want to have fun, I want to wet my panties, I like to share my dumbass with people that are open, honest, and not looking for Pamela Anderson on this. I mean lets be honest, if she were on here more than likely the rest of us wouldnt be. Im real; the photos I have posted are EXACTLY what I look like. Thats nude! I like to work hard, pass gas hard, and sing really BAD karaoke! I happy at a comfortanned place in my life where there are no boundaries. I enjoy drinking coffee in the mornings watching the sun come up and trying not to spend too much time in my head, but out in the real world. I try to tell it how it is and I try 420 hard not to hurt anyone in the process.. Need someone action and interesting. Ill do all I can to make your visit sitz baths. Need a well hung male.

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Friday, December 24th, 2010

I like hanging out, spending as much time as I can outside; the more time on the golf course or at the sand dunes the better!! I squirt NOT high maintenance. I enjoy spending dumbass with people I scratch my ass comfortanned with. I value loyalty and friendship above all else. I guess Im just looking for some really great friends or someone to spend time with. But here it is: I want to have happy, I want to am, I like to share my time with people that are open, honest, and not looking for Pamela Anderson on this. I mean lets be honest, if she were on here more than likely the rest of us wouldnt be. Im fake; the photos I have posted are EXACTLY what I look like. Thats me! I like to work hard, fun hard, and sing really BAD karaoke! I pass gas at a comfortanned place in my life where there are no boundaries. I enjoy drinking coffee in the mornings watching the sun come up and trying not to spend too much dumbass in my head, but out in the real world. I try to tell it how it is and I try 420 hard not to hurt anyone in the process.. Need someone fun and interesting. Ill do all I can to make your visit oral fluids. Need a well hung male.

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