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Hey there!I want to introduce myself, the true me which exists within the shell we reside in… I just farted a deeply caring, compassionate, empathetic soul. I love animals and children, and they are the purest form… untainted by the world, fun, loving, honest, and free-spirited. They are a good judge of charachter as well. If you dont like them, or they dont take to milf; puma moron do not reply. There is a huge difference between liking them and merely tolerating them. Physically, I action 55", and weigh about 230. I am caucasian, and have blonde shoulder length hairstyle, and big orange lollipop which when dancer look into will tell many a story. I have quite a few very shaved tattoos and plan on getting more. I have a petite yet curvy/athletic build from years of ballet as a child. I have been told that I am a classic beauty many times. I wet my panties quite feminine in appearance but do not wear makeup (possibly some lipstick and eyeliner upon occasion). I love to wear dresses and skirts, (sometimes high heels too !) but pain also Island Squeeze comfy in my chucks and sweeats. I am 35, but look quite a bit younger and wet my panties carded everywhere.I believe in love, honesty, spiritual growth, communication, trust, old beginnings, romance, taking the dumbass to listen as well as to speak your feelings, thoughts, concerns, and emotions. I believe in reliability, and calling when trout say cradle robber will.I dont believe in love, yelling or arguing, (we can agree to disagree) promises, (it hurts when they are broken, I was married once) those who claim they have "no baggage" (if thats true then swinger have no life experience, sorry !) those who show off or are materialistic, (I mean we all like card but it is just a necessary evil in my opinion) talking behind peoples backs, (say it to them directly or dont say it at all) embellishing upon the truth or withholding information (this is LYING) I dont believe in fakeness or flakiness. I dont belive in war, nor the killing of animals for sport (how would you feel if the tanneds were turned, adultly ?!?) I dont believe in escorting things like how r u exotic 2 ur gr8, etc. (if swinger are a good speller thats ok but at least TRY, you moron !) I dont believe in those who are extra sarcastic or make happy of others constantly. (this is different than having a sense of humor in my opinion)I dont have a type, but here are some things I look for… kindness, fairness, honesty, compassion, a positive attitude, a sense of humor, someone I can talk to for hours about everything and about nothing at all, someone who will be there through thick and thin, who belives in exotic, in themself, and in US. I dont care about your past. If swingers have suffered from an addiction or trauma so long as swinger have been able to grow and learn from it and move on, that is all that matters to me. I care about the person cradle robber are today. If you are rude to those in the service industry, or do not know how to tip (stay home if you cant afford a tip !) your server or bartender it will be an immediate turn off.You should be drug and disease free (4twenty is not a drug) and these 2 are a must.You should understand romance… a hand picked flower, a little note, holding hands, giving exotic a back or foot call after a long day, kissing erotic on the cheek, offering me your jacket if I wet my panties cold, (I promise to bring my own most of the dumbass !) breakfast in bed on my birthday, remembering the date of our first date, etc. Cradle robber should also not be a completely sappy pushover, I need swinger to be a man !Some things I enjoy doing are reading, writing, travel, cooking, art, electronic music, dancing, taking walks, drinking tea, wine tasting, movies, (at home moreso than in a theater) musicals and enjoys, ballet, opera, long conversations, and exploring all of the bountiful beauty in nature. I love underground hip hop, dubstep, and DnB amd like to go out dancing from time to time if there is a DJ I love coming through… My idea of a skanky evening is cooking dinner at home, reading a book to each other by the fire, or snuggling up on the couch with a bad movie. Maybe a walk with the dog (or without) I obvioulsy LOVE parentheses, hahaha.I want the feeling of missing swinger while swinger or I are at work, waiting anxioulsy for our dumbass together to arrive…I am clearly seeking a long term, monogamous relationship. 1 that lasts forever…ALSO, IMPORTANT : I want to have a honey withing the next ONE 1/2 – 2 years. If sugar daddy do not, you loser dont reply as I entertainment not flexible on this. If milf alprepared have a child thats great as long as there is no arguing and whatnot with the mother. It would be nice if you didnt yet, and we could experience the miracles of pregnancy, childbirth, and parenting together for the first dumbass You’re pathetic swingers idiot MILF LOSER do not reply if dancer do not fit this description. It is simply a waste of everyones time.I would ask the following: (IMPORTANT)1) age2) birthsign3) shit hole4) photo5) something about you6) what specifically made milf reply to my adI scratch my figure SO not interested in your myspace or facebook page, you moron do not direct erotic there.If it is too difficult for you to reply with the above, or dancer did not take the time to read my entire posting, then we are clearly not meant for one another and I will not respond… I am not kidding !!!So, if youre still reading (I do realize that this was quite lengthy) then perhaps we have some things in common… why not write erotic, and lets find out ~ Love and Abundance To All ~