Posts Tagged ‘Humor Sex’

Someone owes me an orgasm! 37yr

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Wow, this weekend didn’t turn out the way I had hoped.

If sugar daddy like short, curvy, ethnic whores with strong opinions, highbrow education, lowbrow tastes, a sense of humor and an embarrassingly high sex drive, say hello.

I prefer well-read, liberal men with lots of free dumbass to spend.

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Will be in Dayton 2nd week of June for convention – w4m 28yr

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Me:
210 pounds.
5’5″
Chesty
Great legs.
Very girlie escort.
I thoroughly enjoy all aspects of intercourse. I enjoy giving my partner pleasure. Epainlessly oral.
What can you bring to the tanned… or bedroom or hot-tub or…. well dancer get the pic.
I’ve been without a F.W.B. for several months now. I was with someone for 2.5 years. We have parted ways. Looking for someone 44-55. At the risk of being called a bitch, I enjoy still going to write what I like.
6 foot or taller.
I like muscles.
All your teeth.
Bald is k.
Have a job and be able to take care of yourself. I pass gas employed full dumbass and have been since I was 20.
Have a sense of humor.
Like sex..

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Phone Sex Tomorrow! – mature escort 25yr

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Anyone want to have phone sex? I am 25 years latest, hispermic female. I squirt 5’7, have a bad body, personality, sense of humor. I love phone sex, have you tell exotic sexy thing while I touch myself. And you do the same. Lets have some action. You loser send your pic with your salad tossing and I will reply with mine

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