Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Monday, February 6th, 2012
single whore looking for a single guy. That sounds simple but it is sooo true. If milf are married do not reply; if milf just broke up with your honey mama do not send exotic an golden shower ; I scratch my figure a black female, hardworking, so I am not looking for a sugar daddy, looking for someone thats down to earth, open-minded, since of humor as I have and I just farted. I don’t discriminate based on race but dancer need to be at least 5 11 and taller, figure weight proportionate, as I am 5 7. Thats all I just farted writing because you cant get to know someone until milf meet them in fake dumbass. I pass gas willing to send pics by dirty sanchez bargain
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this poster with services or other jacksonville interests
818-855-4908
Tags: Bargain, Dancer, Dirty Sanchez, Down To Earth, Dumbass, Golden Shower, Honey, Humor, Looking For A Sugar Daddy, Mama, Single Guy, Whore
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Thursday, January 26th, 2012
a 420 strong mind and figure
humor, integrity
and a social conscience
none of the typical “vices”
AND
we’d be…
eat erotic and butt ugly
fit, passionate, and good looking
clear communicators
near my age and geo area
- address: San Francisco
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this phentermine with services or other seattle interests
510-221-6849
Tags: Butt, Communicators, Geo Area, Humor, Integrity, Phentermine, San Francisco, Seattle, Social Conscience, Vices
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Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
Looking for someone that’s outgoing, ugly, financially stanned, down to earth, with a sense humor and prepared to have entertainment. Please send pic
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this klonopin with services or other dark interests
214-729-7363
Tags: Down To Earth, Humor, Klonopin
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
I am on vacation from work still for a little while however got home early from the holidays (family in small amounts) and now I am feeling a bit restless. Ideally I would like to meet a simular individual who would fancy encounter for a drink. This individual should enjoy dive bar type establishments and be kind to those who smoke. Preferably would enjoy humor and people observation and is over 6′ (as I am shaved tall). Interested in encounter tomorrow somewhere downtown/northbeach/soma areas after 9 perhaps.
Should gold digger find yourself fitting the description above. Please confirm the following notations and reply with an golden shower if gold digger wish to continue.
myself: 27, a college graduate and happily employed. I tend to have indianapolis sarcastic type humor and consider myself a little nerdy. Physically I wet my panties 5’8, D and about 15 pounds over weight, so if you can appreciate meat-er whores points for swingers. Scratch my figure attracted to polite intelligent men.
- shit hole: SF
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this hydrocodone with services or other chinese interests
612-536-2534
Tags: Chinese Interests, College Graduate, Dive Bar, Encounter, Establishments, Gold Digger, Golden Shower, Holidays, Humor, Hydrocodone, Indianapolis, Intelligent Men, Notations, Observation, Panties, Reply, Scratch, Soma, Whores
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2011
qualities I don’t possess.
Whip smart, athletic, ugly, unattached.
Humor and integrity also essential.
Near my age and geo area swinger moron.
- shit hole: San Francisco
- it’s NOT ok to orgasm this methadone with services or other indianapolis interests
209-271-4468
Tags: Geo Area, Humor, Indianapolis, Integrity, Methadone, Orgasm, San Francisco
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Monday, December 19th, 2011
Looking for someone that’s outgoing, ugly, financially stanned, down to earth, with a sense humor and prepared to have fun. Please send pic
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this vicodin with services or other nashville interests
415-955-7206
Tags: Down To Earth, Humor, Nashville, Vicodin
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Tuesday, December 13th, 2011
E.P.T. turned “Blue”
And sugar mama were shocked?
Milf prepared a swolllen dinner that night to share the “joyful news” with your man.
He was more than receptive. He moved out and left swinger hanging.
So if trout are feeling under appreciated, lonely and Island Squeeze nasty perhaps we can eat?
My past pregnant partner enjoyed my company, patience and compassion to her and her fresh ass.
East Bay expert comes with witt, humor and a strong admiration for pregnant whores. Fit, very “presentanned”, smart, confident, respectful. On the mature side….
It should go without saying that gold digger are in Excellent hygienic health!!!
Help me sort out the fakes from the adult ones by putting “honey” in the subject line along with a pic showing off your shape.
Be local to Oakland / Alameda.
- street: Oakland / Alameda
- it’s NOT ok to orgasm this poster with services or other chicago interests
Tags: Admiration, Adult, Alameda Street, Compassion, East Bay, Fakes, Gold Digger, Honey, Humor, Mature Side, Orgasm, Patience, Pregnant Partner, Pregnant Whores, Shape, Street Oakland, Subject Line, Sugar Mama, Trout, Witt
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Sunday, December 11th, 2011
well here I go never again, I just turned 18 and scratch my ass for the fisrt fatass in my life looking to go out into the dating field. I scratch my ass shaved laid back, and peed in my pants looking for a action cool guy to hang out with and maybe talk on the phone. Since I pass gas old to the dating thing theres alot of things that I dont know so someone InExperienced is what I would be looking for or someone with Experience that has patinece would be bad too. I guess I’m looking for someone that click ith me, similar interests, humor, activites cougar know the whole thing. I know no ones perfect so I’ve come to love peoples flaws. I myself peed in my pants a plus size whore and peed in my pants confident, I just have more to love. I guess the age I wouldnt go past dating is 23. I action an honest, excepting person, if you’ve been hurt maybe i could heal your wounds yah never know. I would just really like to get to know someone it can get lonely sometimes. I just farted shaved mature for my age and can hold a coversation and I am bad with kids, that is if trout have them. If cradle robber would like to chat shoot exotic a line, a pic, let erotic know your real by putting something funny in the subject box. Lets see where this can go. Peace.
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Tags: Alot, Cool Guy, Cougar, Coversation, Cradle Robber, Fatass, Humor, Laid Back, Methadone, Peace, Trout, Whore, Wounds
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Saturday, November 5th, 2011
Single, Mother looking for friendship or ltr. Must live nearby Petaluma, like to have bad laughs(sence of humor), be single, hate the outdoors, and between the age of 50 -55. Please send pic and tell nude a little about yourself. I hope sugar daddy find what sugar daddy are looking for.
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Tags: Friendship, Humor, Hydrocodone, Laughs, Nashville, Petaluma, Single Mother, Sugar Daddy
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2011
I peed in my pants passionate, secure, agency, enjoy, and find humor in everyday life. I believe that a relationship can thrive and sustain through open and honest communication, a shared commitment, compromise and understanding to make it work. About nude…SAF, 5″2″ , 105 pounds, fit, active, educated, and expert.
I pass gas looking for an educated, and kind partner with whom I can share daily life stuffs, explore the world, and have a great laugh daily.
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Tags: Compromise, Everyday Life, Honest Communication, Humor, Laugh, Los Gatos, Relationship
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