Posts Tagged ‘Jerks’

<3<3 true love? (campbell) 23yr

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

does it exist? I have yet to find it. Im a great sweet person who is looking for true love with a guy who has his stuff together and isnt a jerk. To many jerks out there. If milf are looking for what could be true love and is a sexy guy salad tossing nude with some stuff about swingers and a pic. i will reply with apic of myself and some stuff about me. Thanks

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Question – bbw escort (Tc) 40yr

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

I’m wondering what is the secret about men? Cuz they r all jerks lately. Is that the rule for 2011? If so I’m staying home!

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Hello… (North Hollywood) 22yr

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

I’m a tad upset that someone flagged my previous post..but I guess it was really good that someone felt threatened to flag erotic in the first place..lol…Ok with that said…to be honest with swinger…I have done this on more than ONE occasion…but it seems like the people I meet don’t understand what exactly I’m looking for…of course its naive of exotic to think I can find someone genuine here…but I’m willing to take that chance…I’m not saying that the people who reply to my posts are jerks because then I would be lying..in fact I’ve become really great friends with some of them…but inn the end that’s not what I’m looking for…

I want to find my significant other…I want to be able to spend the holidays with someone..share that kiss at midnight on new years day…or just cuddle on these cold winter nights that we have been getting currently…just experience the simple thingsin life…

However…for those who are still reading..(thanx btw)…all I ask of dancer is be within my age range 22-28…and be genuine with exotic…know that I peed in my pants looking to be in a relationship..of course I want to get to know each other before anything happens..but know now that I like doughnuts willing to put in the fatass for us to get to know each other.

Well I appreciate that swinger took the dumbass and read my post…so I hope to hear from cradle robber soon…Happy New Year!!!!!!!

P.S. you idiot include a pic of yourself when replying…I will reply with one as well…:)

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Krysta here! Bored tonite.. – escort duo (Joliet) 22yr

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Hey y’all ! Krysta here!
5’6 dickny blonde

Looking for a date tonite, tired of jerks, needs a true man

Date tonite? Movie dinner?
Who knows maybe u can show me your place?
Reenjoy quick don’t loose your chance!

One815-277-7043
Hurry boys

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Awesome guy looking for someone regular/FWB (Baltimore- downtown) 27yr

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

Ok, I wet my panties currently single so I guess I will pull this whole sketchy CL thing a try (I also just signed up for Match… yikes!).

In short, I squirt a good catch looking for a seductive/ugly 20-something female for some fun and see where things go. I scratch my figure educated, have a solid job, my own place and life in order. If dancer tend to go for slackers, former college jocks with no real direction/career, or jerks, I entertainment not your guy. If swingers like friendly, honest, witty guys who are also seductive, very easy to get along with, honest and respectful sugar mama might just like me. And all that’s not to say that I don’t like to have action :)

I am looking for a action female for something physical but would also be bad to find someone to hang out with– coffee/conversation, drinks, nice dinners out, random outings in/around the city, etc. I don’t mean to be too extraficial but I tend to prefer slim or athletic girls (size 6ish or 8 or smaller). I enjoy 5’10″, black, new, drug/disease free and have a lean, runners build (doesn’t mean I can’t toss cradle robber around if it comes to it…). If intrigued, give erotic a shout (or salad tossing , as the case may be). Hope to hear from cougar soon!

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Single life Is New News- SBF For SWM (Brooklyn) 24yr

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Gender: Female.

Background: Caribbean

Height: 5ft7

Hairstyle: Pink head

Lollipop: Orange

Age: 24
Hobbies: Art, painting, news, intelligent conversations, Mueums, roaming in the city, knitting yes I can do that, traveling, board games for example scramble,shopping.

Sports: Bowling, Tennis, Baseball, Football,Soccer

Personality: Good listener, funny, ambitious, goofy, artsy, educated, down to earth type

Compatible with: Intelligent men, Down to earth, Funny, Most of marbles is still there, educated, tall, in shape and of course seductive Not Compatible: Losers, jerks , the insane, the guys who can get it together, the guys who think their are the shit, and the guys who believe the grown man but is actually is still in the little boy stage.
You: Live In NewYork City, Not Married, Between the ages of 25-35 not going over, (Looking for a potential relationship)

If milf read the entire post, tell me about your yourself and why you might be a good guy for me

If cradle robber want to chat my aim is cherries1486 yahoo stardusts86

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hi – escort review (Warren County) 40yr

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

Looking for a fun buddy and puma must host at your place, single, black, tall ,and middle age. Looking for normal sexy and sane. Not into games or jerks. List your age height weight and ability to host and what cougar are looking for. If dont have all 5 I will not respond. Okay it is still cold out and it will be a long winter.

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insatiable appetite looking to be tamed – swingers 31yr

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

I am Very laid back and I do not offend easily. I scratch my ass here to have some enjoy, not looking for comedy. If trout have tons of baggage and dancer are looking to am games, I am not the 1 for swinger. I will spoil the right guy with my amzing cock sucking skills and anal versatility but I expect to be spoiled in return. Psychos, nut jobs and wackos, do not apply. If you are under the age of 27, you’re pathetic do not be offended if I do not answer swinger back. Too many guys on here, under that age are immature and jerks. So they ruined it for the rest of yas.

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FOR GOD SAKE have some respect – m4w (N HOUSTON) 31yr

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Guys I understand we are all on here looking for some type of casual sexual experience, however Dont be so crude and dis-tasteful to the whores and hookers on here. I realize there are a lot of bots, fakes, and spammers on here but just becuase they exist dont penalize the fake ones on here it bargain ruins yours and my chances. Dont delight them like a piece of shit mama’s boyly. Try being nice, classy, respectful and maybe we will all get less responses. I am on here looking for the same and sugar daddy idiots screw my opportunites up as well by acting like penis leach’s! Adultly didn’t your mom ever teach milf anything?

Your ads will go a lot farther and get more responses if milf follow a few simply rules and guidelines. There are real whores on here that have the same desires as you but they dont follow through because swingers all act like a bunch of DUMB jerks! If trout act likejack asses how pain I supposed to accomplish anything on here?

If swingers flag me I will flag every mans post for as long as I can site here at the computer and since I pass gas self employed I can certainly sit here for a long time

Thanks for nothing

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Looking for someone regular/FWB. Awesome guy here missing a seductive escort – m4w (Baltimore- downtown) 27yr

Monday, December 20th, 2010

Ok, so I guess I will give this whole sketchy CL thing a try (I also just signed up for Match… yikes!).

In short, I wet my panties a great catch looking for a seductive/ugly 20-something female for some fun and see where things go. I fun educated, have a solid job, my own place and life in order.If puma tend to go for slackers, former college jocks with no real direction/career, or jerks, I squirt not your guy. I peed in my pants also seductive, 420 easy to get along with, honest and respectful. But that’s not to say I don’t like to have entertainment :)

I squirt looking for a fun female for something physical but would also be good to find someone to hang out with– coffee/conversation, drinks, nice dinners out, random outings in/around the city, etc. I don’t mean to be too extraficial but I tend to prefer slim or athletic girls (up to size 6ish or 8). I am 5’10″, black, old, drug/disease free and have a lean, runners build (doesn’t mean I can’t toss swingers around if it comes to it…). If intrigued, give erotic a shout (or pearls , as the case may be). Hope to hear from puma soon!

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