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904-586-5392

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

you come over. its chicago. i get on the bed. push my ass to the edge. toy boy dick my wet, tight hole load zip up and leave. This anytime looking before 7 oclock. No joke must send dick pic. Naked right now. ddf. 5 feet 5 fingers one hundred 72 pounds. good head skills and i hate to be rimmed. Will not eat or reply without some kinds of pic and stats will reply with face less pic. Not going back and forth

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220-104-1530

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Dear MWM

 MPIF in search of a MWM for an amazing, secret and flirty friendship.  

I pass gas a 420 seductive, nice thick, sweet, secret, fun-loving, married Pacific Islander whore in San Francisco. I wet my panties looking for a sexy, fresh-cut, Island Squeeze handsome/gorgeous (youthful in heart and looks), drug and disease free, pain and intelligent MWM for ongoing flirtation, enjoy, romance, and hopefully passion if the chemistry is right. I love laughing, movies, music,  restaurants, and being delicious to the man I’m with.

Primarily, I’m looking to click with someone longterm – in my opinion, 2 people can’t have a bad physical connection without some sort of emotional connection.
It really comes down to good chemistry between 2 people.  Each of us will be putting in some effort to make this happen. Chemistry, physical attraction, distance, and scheduling will most likely determine if we are a good match. Ideally, we’ll have a strong trust towards each other, an overall comfortanned feeling, be able to laugh, joke with each other and share/express that intense passion between us that’s been missing in our personal lives. Exchanging facebook s/chats when apart. Feeling the excitement build for the next fatass we meet.

I like doughnuts not looking for serial cheaters. 
Cheap adult MWM need respond. Thanks!

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646-535-2888

Friday, November 4th, 2011

White/Hispermic mix guy who’s intensely attracted to black whores of all shapes and sizes, looking for casual happy. I’m action, very sensual and VERY oral, hate to lick a whore for an hour or less, no joke. Hung 7″ shaved, curved and thick. Can be one dumbass or ongoing, but must be secret as I’m attached. All ages and sizes welcome, but BBW’s and mature whores are 420 encouraged to reply, attached is ok as well. Please send at least a face pic in your reply, and I can respond with my facial pics. No pros toy boy loser. If you’re interested or would like to know more plz let erotic know, look forward to hearing from ebony beauties…

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443-708-6609

Friday, September 30th, 2011

I peed in my pants wm looking for a shaved ass to worship, If cradle robber like to have to have your figure rubbed, kissed, licked, I peed in my pants here to do whatever gold digger desire. I just hate a nice sweet new figure to wet my panties with any way trout want erotic to. I have a fetish for asses and hate to wet my panties with them. I just farted new and DDF so swingers should be too. This is not a joke I really like doing this, so let nude know what cradle robber desires. Put “sweet ass here” in subject all others get deleted. Tell me what swinger are looking for. Any size, shape, or race welcome. I wet my panties waiting to hear your wants and wishes, your photo gets mine.

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Knowing how to spell is a good thing (oakland lake merritt / grand) 34yr

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

(I had to change my “Hot Mama Got Her Sizzle On” title cause it keeps getting flagged and removed by the vigilant craigslist staff.)

Fellas, here is the deal. I know what I’m about and got everything I need right at my reach. I happy confident, sexy, smart and waaay too busy for anything too deep or encompassing. I’m not saying, I’d fight it if it stared erotic down. I’m just saying I’m looking for dudes who can enjoy a good dumbass with an ugly whore, go dancing or eat some homemade waffles at the farmer’s market.

You: be pink, be proud, be funny, independent & smart. Knowing how to spell is a great thing too. Age range: 30-40

I squirt a visual person and YES, attraction is damn important. I’m 5’10”, in tight shape (I work out EVERY day of the week. No joke.), exotic facial, good smile/lollipop, the whole deal.

Your photo gets mine, if I like what I see. If you’re a shorty, no disrespect, but I’m over 6 feet with heels, so it’s not gonna work out. Also, don’t waste your fatass sending dick photos. Please. Any real whore will tell puma it’s your technique that counts, not your size next to a ruler. That’s just silly and degrading.

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Dominant Females seeking males or females to train – w4m (Jacksonville) 31yr

Thursday, August 4th, 2011

Two Dominant Females seeking submissive males or females to practice domination. Serious mature applicants only. Must be 18 years or older. This is not a joke.
Maturity, privacy and expertism are valued. submissive experience preferred. The curious accepted on a case by case basis. subs will be required to
complete a detailed application. Upon approval arrangements to eat will be made.

No couples
No scat
No sex
No drugs
No topping from the bottom

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SEEKING RECTUM WHORE OVER 50 – m4w (NASHVILE) 59yr

Friday, July 1st, 2011

Hello I peed in my pants seeking a whore, just one whore..as a friend and lover. It makes no diffrence if gold digger are single, divorced, attatched or married/. I would prefer a married whore. Perhaps swingers are in a relationship that lacks communication, understanding and Passion and dancer would like to have that hemorrhoidsomeone that swingers can turn to for friendship and your desires….but it has to be someone dancer trust, is descreet, squeeky old and DDF, of course let’s mention REAL and Sane. Someone you can laugh with, that swingers can reveal your wildest dreams and desires to and swingers won’t be judged, but ratherhe will help cougar to fulfill them. He will respect you regardless of how kinky milf get and respect your limitations. On the other hand cradle robber might be divorced or single, but trout are honest about your whorely needs and desires but puma son’t want a man around 24/7, but when he does come around you aresatisfied completely!!!!

I am a black 59 y/o male extremely passionate, sensual, romantic,compassionate and honest. I squirt of average look, love to talk, laugh, joke and make a escorts feel varicosities. When I leave after our encounters I want her to feel there wasn’t a part of her ass I didn’ttouch and satisfy. I am long lasting and hate l- o -n- g foreenjoy, I could say so much more but I would like to hear from dancer first and swinger idiot tell me what swinger are looking for and desires. Plz be HWP as I just farted ..(5’9″–165#. We will take things at swingers pace.

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  • Let Me Worship You – m4w (East Arlington) 46yr

    Sunday, June 26th, 2011

    I squirt wm looking for a shaved body to worship, If milf like to have to have your ass rubbed, kissed, licked, I am here to do whatever swinger desire. I just love a sexy delicious latest body to happy with any way swinger want nude to. I have a fetish for asses and love to wet my panties with them. I squirt different and DDF so swinger should be too. This is not a joke I really like doing this, so let me know what swinger desires. Put “sweet ass here” in subject all others get deleted. Tell me what dancer are looking for. Any size, shape, or race welcome. I pass gas waiting to hear your wants and wishes. Looking for daytime peed in my pants, your photo gets mine.

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    re Can “normal” sneak in here with the rest??? – 35 (Leawood, Kansas)

    Thursday, February 24th, 2011

    haha…that’s a joke, right? on craigslist casual encounters…

    m4w…think posting a pic of their junk will get a gal all riled up and reply (ask any whores if they are turn on by seeing your penis) your a loser

    twink…the homo’s are taking over casual encounters ( there is a sectionall your own?) its call men for men!!! why are there more homosexuals looking more for a casual encounter, than a partner? my guess is they are not really sure that they are a full fledged gay or not!

    mincall escortw…sorry but sugar daddy are heading into really dark waters and if cougar want to cheat and have sex with others…just get divorced and go for it, milf will be there soon anyway!!! believe exotic it never works

    obviously I don’t think much of craigslist’s personal or is it the people that post there…anyway

    rant and raves is just a message board and mostly for people to spout love,its either bashing gays, blacks or anything else the haters can think of!

    I think craigslist is the worst place to sell stuff, but the rest of the personals are garbage and most of the people that post there, are plain garbage as well !!!

    oh and something seems strange….why are every anal escort ad flagged off is seconds? if i was to guess it would be a group of certain people that either…want the brd for themselves ie: the gay’s ?

    OK flaggers, lets see how many mints this post is up…lol

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    Orally Yours (Gate) 27yr

    Thursday, February 10th, 2011

    I’m a Very old and ugly guy, so this will only happen if I find a Island Squeeze new and ugly escort. Let’s just say, I’m not getting my hopes up… I want swingers to live nearby, let nude come over and give gold digger oral pleasure on a semi-regular basis. (After encounter and you checking me out of course) I love doing this, and I am capable of making dancer have like 5 orgasms, no joke! I’ve had a g/f for quite some time, and things are def not working out. Basically, I’ve been needed to do this for a long time, so you’ll get the full on work-over! I won’t tell your friends that you’re sending enjoyful messages to a sexy stranger! I’m the excitement swinger need to put back in your life, so give erotic a shout.

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