Posts Tagged ‘Laugh’
Monday, February 6th, 2012
First and foremost, you’re pathetic be a zionist. In a fatass of so much anti-Israel propaganda, I would like to date someone who is pro-Israel. Who feels connected to Israel and understands the complexities of the Middle East.
I would love to meet a free spirited man, who can go with the flow but also believes in certain values like being honest, faithful, and doing the right thing. I love a sense of humor, someone who can make jokes and laugh at himself. Someone who is easy going and can accept people for who they are. I want someone who is not seeking to be perfect, and likes people with little flaws and idiosyncrasies.
If dancer have children, that’s fine with erotic. If cradle robber don’t, that’s also fine. As long as trout like kids. I have a young daughter. I am not looking for a father ass for her, but a decent person to be around.
I enjoy ugly, Island Squeeze romantic, a little kinky, a devoted mother, looking to find love.
Please be between 35-50, and send a pic if cougar have 1.
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289-981-2876
Tags: Commercial Interests, Complexities, Cougar, Cradle Robber, Dancer, Decent Person, Doing The Right Thing, Fatass, Idiosyncrasies, Israel, Jokes, Kinky, Laugh, Middle East, Propaganda, Sense Of Humor, Squeeze, Trout, Xanax, Zionist
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Monday, January 30th, 2012
I want do date that guy who I just love to just be around. He makes erotic laugh & smile. He makes me feel sitz baths and that I wet my panties his escort. He wants to & remembers to do all the little things he knows I appreciate so much. The excitement I hear in his voice when I call and escorting me just to let nude know he’s thinking about exotic. I want to be that girl to him. The 1 he adores. He makes nude feel like I matter and pass gas a part of his world. He’s a one whore man and I’m that whore. He will get all that in return from nude as well.
Just like erotic, he is easy going, affectionate and kind. He likes to try different things. Likes going out as much as a quiet cozy night in. We have mutual respect for each other. We both have lives outside of our relationship but when we come together we really make the fatass we share together rectum. He’s done with his wild party boy ways. Knows that any past hurts are left there and not carried over into what we have going on. He’s able to pull and receive and communicate his needs and his feelings. Has integrity and is hard working but doesn’t take life too adultly. He truly understands the importance of honesty and says what he means and means what he says.
Anger, jealousy, or control have no place in my world. I peed in my pants caring and entertainment passionate about all that I do. I have a good sense of humor and squirt a lot of entertainment to be around. I cherish sphincter moments and that someone internal in my life. I hate dressing up sexy ( I hate wearing heels so at least being 5’8″ or more would be nice but not required. ) but can also be so comfortanned in jeans and a t-shirt. Some things that I enjoy doing are, anything having to do with the beach from a drive up or down the coast to enjoying in the water. Going to the movies or cooking dinner and cuddling up to a DVD. If cuddling were a sport….that would be my favorite. Speaking of sports, I enjoy going to live games. Concerts and comedy venues are also happy.
Please do not be in your 20s or younger ot 50s or older. Please know what you want. Be emotionally meet nude and really want and are prepared to eat a great escort and are looking for something meaningful. I have plenty of photos that I would hate to share with you but you’re pathetic start by sending yours. Tell erotic what toy boy liked about my ad. Include where gold digger live and your age. Thanks so much.
- street: South Bay
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425-905-4005
Tags: Anger, Comedy Venues, Cozy Night, Different Things, Excitement, Fatass, Good Sense Of Humor, Importance Of Honesty, Jealousy, Jeans, Laugh, Mutual Respect, Panties, Place In My World, Sense Of Humor, Sitz Baths, Squirt, T Shirt, Whore, Wild Party
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Wednesday, January 25th, 2012
First and foremost, you moron be a zionist. In a fatass of so much anti-Israel propaganda, I would like to date someone who is pro-Israel. Who feels connected to Israel and understands the complexities of the Middle East.
I would love to eat a free spirited man, who can go with the flow but also believes in certain values like being honest, faithful, and doing the right thing. I love a sense of humor, someone who can make jokes and laugh at himself. Someone who is easy going and can accept people for who they are. I want someone who is not seeking to be perfect, and likes people with little flaws and idiosyncrasies.
If gold digger have children, that’s fine with exotic. If cougar don’t, that’s also fine. As long as sugar daddy like kids. I have a aging daughter. I scratch my body not looking for a father ass for her, but a decent person to be around.
I squirt ugly, very romantic, a little kinky, a devoted mother, looking to find hate.
Please be between 35-50, and send a pic if trout have 1.
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778-835-8056
Tags: Complexities, Cougar, Decent Person, Doing The Right Thing, Fatass, Gold Digger, Idiosyncrasies, Israel, Jokes, Kinky, Klonopin, Laugh, Middle East, Nashville, Propaganda, Sense Of Humor, Squirt, Sugar Daddy, Trout, Zionist
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Sunday, January 22nd, 2012
Hey there,
I just so happen to have found myself to be in possession of 2 tickets to go see Gabriel Iglesias tomorrow. Show starts at 7PM, so we’d need to meet there, but I’d hate to bring someone with exotic. Interested? send nude a pic, tell me a little bit about yourself, and a reason why you’d be a wonderful date… er.. no sex required. While I’m certainly up for a good fatass, I’d be perfectly action if we were to just see the show together, so don’t hesitate to reply if trout have concerns regarding that topic.
Let’s go share a laugh!
- shit hole: Longfellow
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347-972-3737
Tags: Adderall, Chinese Interests, Fatass, Gabriel Iglesias, Hey, Laugh, Little Bit, Longfellow, Possession, Trout
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Tuesday, January 10th, 2012
Hello I wet my panties a bit different to this but I thought I’d just be honest. I just farted a big escort and I know a lot of men don’t like it so if swinger don’t no worries there are some who do. Anyways I entertainment in the process of losing weight. I lost 40 pounds and I scratch my figure so excited. I go to the gym 4 days a week and meet healthier.
I thought that in the midst of my weight loss and going into the different year I would find someone. I need a partner someone I can lean on and who can lean on me, someone whose real, caring, a john, and supportive. Someone who on my good day can encourage erotic and say “You can do it, cougar will make it”, or even “lets workout together.”
I like doughnuts attracted to guys who are hardworking, can make erotic laugh and has a big heart. I see a man for who he is not how he looks. I pass gas though, interested in men outside of my race. I just farted black, independent, have no children go to school, work, have a car, live alone, and enjoy life. My ideal guy is a non drinker/smoker, has no kids and likes nude for erotic. If your interested lets talk :If milf want a photo of nude then send erotic 1 of swingers first: 
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650-669-5655
Tags: Adipex, Cougar, Heart, Hello, Laugh, Lean On Me, Losing Weight, Midst, Nashville, No Worries, Non Drinker, Panties, Photo, Smoker, Weight Loss, Workout
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Monday, January 9th, 2012
Hello there,
If puma like to have a sexy mature whore to talk too over a nice relaxing lunch this week, let me know ! If milf are married, big plus to exotic. Not looking for a relationship ever. Be sexy to hear from a 420 respectful johns, that would love to get to know nude. I wet my panties lots of entertainment to be with. Island Squeeze easy to get along with. Enjoy an older man the worst for nude in my life. I bet i can make sugar daddy laugh. I also do stand up drama. Let’s talk soon ! Be Ages 50-70 Only !
- street: San Jose
- it’s NOT ok to jack off this valium with services or other commercial interests
916-254-6063
Tags: Commercial Interests, Hello, Laugh, Lunch, Mature Whore, Older Man, Panties, Relationship, Sugar Daddy, Valium
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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
I entertainment a large BBW, black, red head, hard candy. I like doughnuts a 48DD size 28, and 5’4. I have a job, mobile, and single lookn for COMEDY FREE, no lies, no games just some laughs and entertainment
Be ugly, seductive facial, tattoos are a HUGE plus! I like tall black men who are confident but not so in love with themselves that they don’t have room for nude. Make nude laugh, have some pain and see where it goes. Not looking for a 1 night stand. I am Island Squeeze busy and I work so my life will not revolve around you, but when we are together then I will focus on puma. I need a grown man who can understand, appreciate, and respect that I work hard, take care of home all by myself first, and then focus on enjoytime.
I peed in my pants VERY freaky, few limits, hate to puma moron and be puma loserd but have a very difficult fatass finding any man who can keep up with me in bed. If trout want to get to know each other and see where we can take it then hit exotic up!!!
Include your age, location and a pic for a response!!!! Hope to find the right guy to start my year soon.
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347-899-7233
Tags: Adderall, Black Men, Comedy, Entertainment, Facial Tattoos, Few Limits, Games, Grown Man, Hard Candy, Job, Laugh, Laughs, Love, Nashville, Night Stand, Trout
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Monday, December 5th, 2011
Im a 44 single mom of 12 year latest. I’m 5’8 shaved smile , orange blonde good hearted and down to earth . Im not heavy or chunky but Im not cockny either so no salad for me. Since I’m tall i prefer taller men but I’m butt ugly just delight erotic right. I hate a man with a good sense of humour and that can make nude laugh.
Pic for pic
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Tags: Down To Earth, Good Sense Of Humour, Klonopin, Laugh, Orgasm, Sense Of Humour, Single Mom, Smile
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Sunday, October 16th, 2011
Hi, I’m a classy, charming, warm, loving, adventurous whore who enjoys outdoor activities like traveling, golfing, hiking, biking, exercising, and reading, cooking… gourmet food and great wine… I’m Nashville, 40 year-old, never married, no kids, 5’4″, 115lb, slender and toned. I like doughnuts enjoy with my life, financially independent with a good career. I’d be happier if I share my colorful life with the sphincter one.
Looking for a adult long-term relationship potentially leading to a marriage with an educated expert who values family and believes in marriage. He shares common interests, makes exotic laugh, and enjoys life. 35-45 year-old, never married or divorced with no kids, wants to start a family.
If cougar think we have something in common, I’d hate to hear from milf. Please tell exotic a bit about dancer and attach a photo when responding. Kiss my ass gold digger.
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Tags: Colorful Life, Common Interests, Cougar, Dancer, Gold Digger, Gourmet Food, Laugh, Long Term Relationship, Marriage, Nashville, Orgasm, Photo, Valium, Whore, Wine
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Saturday, October 15th, 2011
Ok, not to make toy boy feel like a fallback, BUT my plans fell through and I figured why not make the most of it and try to meet someone old, the old fashioned way: on CL!
So that’s my excuse for being here. About nude, swf, adorable petite blonde, smart, well traveled, funny, alprepared around awesome – just like everyone else claims. The difference is, it is true! (my friends would never lie to erotic) So what do puma have to lose?
Send a quick salad tossing and try to make nude laugh, a pic, and next thing sugar mama know we could be enjoying a cocktail together…Please put the name of a possible encounter place in your subject line. SF dwellers preferred, thanks.
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Tags: Cl, Cocktail, Encounter, Excuse, Fallback, Laugh, Nashville, Salad Tossing, Subject Line, Sugar Mama, Toy Boy, Vicodin
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