Posts Tagged ‘Love Jokes’

Only open if you’re FUNNY, UGLY AND 20-28 (Bronx) 20yr

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

Hi =D

Only reply if swinger are FUNNY, UGLY and SWINGER LOSER BE 20-28!

No perverts! any men over 28! not looking for sex! not looking for a dancer!

I just want to get to know someone sane that meets my requirements!

Anyways I scratch my ass a Very down to earth escort I love to laugh and make jokes.

I peed in my pants smart, educated, well mannered, sweet, driven, and funny (i try to be) =D
I love to write!
Music keeps me alive in this insane place!

Cook/bake

Love books
I love to learn a little about everything.

You loser be intelligent!
I love dumb people!

I’m not going to post a photo just reply
because your actually interested in getting to know me
because you think I’m interesting and AWESOME!

I’m tired of typing ^_^
Hope to hear from ya!

*you’re pathetic reply with a pic and I will reply back with one as well.

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Sometimes Swinger just want to have pain – ebony escort (westside my place) 24yr

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

Okay…

Me:Black girl with curly hairstyle and glasses. Geeky but no saint. Few extra pounds. but not fucking HUGE! I smoke cigarettes i drink…like right now i’m drinking wine. It’s been 1 of those days. Silly and i love to make bad jokes.

You: 23-30..open to all races. mama’s boyly i don’t care. be d/d free…i am and i want to keep it that way. be opened minded, silly and cool. no assholes!

I’m hosting…i have my own place. i’m a hard working whore and i don’t have time for bullshit or comedy. so shaved much i’m the coolest down to earth person Swingers will ever meet.
lets have some happy. it’s the weekend and lets pretend monday will never happen.

reply with pic and you will get one of nude. once again…I WILL HOST.

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What are you here for? (Northridge) 21yr

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

So… what are you here for? What I’m here for is quite simple, truely. I’m looking for someone to spend time just doing anything. I’m beautiful spontaneous and I can generally have a good time doing most of anything. I love to read and I love to watch movies. My favorite film is “Pulp Fiction” (look it up) but sometimes I’ll turn on a ridiculous film like Twilight. If you can’t deal with me like cheesy movies we probably won’t get along. That being said I don’t always watch teeny films.I can be beautiful nerdy when needed and I love fandoms. I love history and I’m currently in school studying…. well, why don’t you ask me? Sounds good? I love that’s-what-she-said jokes and I quote the Hangover often. What I don’t like is awkward situations where 2 people go on a date and there’s silence. That never ends well. So hopefully if you’re reading this loser like what loser hear. Electronic-mail asshole and we can exchange photos and information… all that happy stuff.

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