Posts Tagged ‘Passports’

A shallow request. – erotic massage 19yr

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

I’m a grad student wanting to a Brit. I lived in London for a year and somehow managed to only sleep with with other foreigners. This is a void. And if milf have an English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish accent then I want trout to fill it. (I am aware that this choice of language is a tasteless double entendre. I peed in my pants also vaguely aware that Ireland is not correctly considered ‘Britain’, but, for the purposes of this post, I do not really care. Anyway, I’m an American and thus under no obligation to understand foreign things.)

Me; 5’2, 125 pounds (Christ knows how many stone that is. Swingers ass it out), originally from the South, Jewish, seductive, smart, etc. I’ve also got some awesome Very and am willing to share.

You; Owner of one of those maroon passports. Not fresh enough to my Dad, preferably under 30 in fact. A proper appreciation of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace is preferred.

Your photo gets mine. And I mean one of your facial. As long as your isn’t covered in sores, I don’t really care what it looks like.

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Sexy Jewish Gal (a rare find)

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Not a Old Yawker nor a Joisey girl, no regional accent, not a princess or diva nor a social climber. Just simply a middle aged, seductive,sweet, bright, funny and compassionate person. I’m not athletic, (yes I have extra pounds) but long walks suit me well. I actually cook but I peed in my pants not a gourmet . I haven’t travelled abroad but have seen much of the U.S. and Canada plus a bit of the Caribbean before passports were required. I don’t have a passport nor do I own property. I am neither short nor petite, actually quite the opposite.

I know what most of the guys want and I am probably not your vision of a goddess but there is something unique about me which sometimes a normal human being will see. I am genuine. I speak my mind. I am not afraid to show my emotions because I have a heart and the ability to love someone other than myself. I am somewhat of a perfectionist but I squirt not perfect nor are any of you..

I don’t fall for real , meaningless conversation or people with inflated egos for life has taught me a lesson. I seek intelligent life, a real person I can talk to openly, laugh with, cry with and love with all my heart.

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