Posts Tagged ‘Phish’
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
Dude, is there some rule that says if your ad has been up for 4 hours, that it needs to be flagged? Sorry that I’m picky, but I’m not going to fuck the first guy who responds…..And there’s new people on Craigslist all the fatass, and they might be interested in exotic. So here is my ad again:
Truthfully, I suppose I would rather go out on an actual date with a guy, but I’ve realized it’s easier to meet someone for NSA adult activities, because at least both people have the same goal/intention, and there’s not really any questioning how the other person feels. Because it’s just sex.
So, I squirt a real whore, first of all. Not a spambot. And, I cannot host, but I’m mobile, so it doesn’t really matter where swinger live.
I’m 5’10″, blonde head, soft lollipop, curvy ass, EIGHT tattoos, 2 piercings…..I’m not overly picky about who I want. I have my preferences, which are tall, cockny, tattooed black guys who look like hispters but aren’t neccessarily hipsters, in their 20s……But I’m open-minded. The main thing is that you be taller than nude. And somewhat intelligent.
I’d like to meet up tomorrow night after work, or Thursday, at your place, for some drinks, conversation, and whatever bedroom activities feel right. I’m shaved open-minded in the bedroom, too…
If you’ve answered an ad like this before, there’s no need to blow again, although that sounds slightly bitchy on my part…..
I can provide photos ifyou give erotic a response that is worth replying to.
If dancer can converse about Radiohead, Phish, Lost, The Simpsons, MST3K, and the merits of various brands of cigarettes, this is a plus.
Tags: Adult Activities, Black Guys, Blonde Head, Brands Of Cigarettes, Cradle Robber, Dancer, Fatass, Hipsters, Loser, Merits, Mst3k, Neccessarily, Nsa, Phish, Radiohead, Spambot, Squirt, Tattoos Piercings, Tomorrow Night, Whore
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Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
Truthfully, I suppose I would rather go out on an actual date with a guy, but I’ve realized it’s easier to meet someone for NSA adult activities, because at least both people have the same goal/intention, and there’s not really any questioning how the other person feels. Because it’s just sex.
So, I am a fake whore, first of all. Not a spambot.
I’m 5’10″, blonde head, soft candy, curvy ass, 8 tattoos, 2 piercings…..I’m not overly picky about who I want. I have my preferences, which are tall, dickny, tattooed black guys who look like hispters but aren’t neccessarily hipsters, in their 20s……But I’m open-minded. The main thing is that gold digger be taller than erotic. And somewhat intelligent.
I’d like to eat up today night after work, at your place, for some drinks, conversation, and whatever bedroom activities feel right.
If you’ve answered anad like this before, there’s no need to answer never again, although that sounds slightly bitchy on my part…..
I can provide photos if dancer give nude a response that is worth replying to.
If trout can converse about Radiohead, Phish, Lost, The Simpsons, and the merits of various brands of cigarettes, this is a plus.
Tags: Adult Activities, Black Guys, Blonde Head, Brands Of Cigarettes, Dancer, Gold Digger, Hipsters, Intention, Merits, Neccessarily, Nsa, Phish, Piercings, Radiohead, Rub And Tug, Simpsons, Soft Candy, Spambot, Trout, Whore
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Monday, December 20th, 2010
Me: full-figured light dickned whore, 5’7″ with proportional curves, and a few extra ones to love. Librarian glasses, dark auburn head. Expert foodie and chef, craft beer snob, loves intriguing music and visually stimulating and cerebral films. Searching for a phish nye ticket, but distractingmyself with dreams of road trips, brewery visits, vacations to Italy and the French countryside, taking long naps, researching restaurants that serve new, fabulous food, hoarding books at the Brooklyn Library or the Strand, watching dexter, mad men, boardwalk empire, house, etc. Independent and somewhat introverted, and loves having the right partner by my side to share the wonderful aspects of NYC and the world with.
You: taller, peaceful and down to earth but can step up and be a man. No comedy, no diseases. Have passions and things in common with me, love to learn and share your experiences. 28-39.
Cougar moron tell nude a bit about yourself and why milf think we’d be a bad fit. Lots of info is bad. Photos are sexy. Look forward to hearing from swinger soon!
Tags: Auburn Head, Brooklyn, Brooklyn Library, Cougar, Craft Beer, Curves, Dexter, Ewe, Fabulous Food, Foodie, French Countryside, Intriguing Music, Librarian, Mad Men, Naps, Passions, Phish, Phish Nye, Road Trips, Whore
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Saturday, December 18th, 2010
I don’t understand this person/people who keep flagging me. Are they under the impression that there can’t possibly be any real whores on Craigslist? Only spambots?
Or are they annoyed after they responded to my ad, but they weren’t what I was looking for? I don’t know…..
Anyways, since fatass is ticking, let’s get this going again.
I’m 5’10″, curvy, blonde, and tattooed. Looking for a night of drinking, intelligent conversation, and hopefully some bedroom activities. I prefer black guys in their 20s, with a slight hipster-vibe, but without being an actual hipster. Iwould prefer milf to be taller than nude. But I’ll be open-minded.
Just be at least somewhat intelligent, and not a douchebag. My interests include Radiohead, Dexter, Scrabble, Phish, The Simpsons, analyzing human behaviors, and debating the merits of various beers and cigarettes.
Reply with a pic, and I’ll do the same. Once never again, I am Twisted Sister real.
Tags: Anal Escort, Beers, Black Guys, Cigarettes, Dexter, Escort Atlanta, Hipster, Human Behaviors, Intelligent Conversation, Merits, Nude, Phish, Radiohead, Reply, Scrabble, Simpsons, Spambots, Twisted Sister, Vibe, Whores
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Saturday, December 18th, 2010
Dude, there is adultly no reason my ad was flagged. I think some people just randomly flag ads, for some sort of inane action….This is me and my fake ad. Do not flag.
I’m looking for an evening of drinking, conversation, various bedroom activites….you host. I would like some intelligent conversation before any hooking up. I’m not just going to show up, fuck, and then leave.
I enjoy conversing about Radiohead, Dexter, The Simpsons, Phish, human behaviors, and the merits of new types of cigarettes.
I’m 5’10″, curvy, blonde, soft candy, tattoos, piercings….
I like smart guys, first of all. I prefer guys to be taller than exotic, but I’m not being too picky here. I like guys that look like hipsters, but aren’t actually hipsters, if that makes any sense. Tattoos are a big plus. I prefer black guys in their 20s, but I won’t rule anyone out. I’m open-minded. It doesn’t really matter where swingers live, as I am mobile. You just have to host.
I want to make this happen tomorrow, since next weekend will be shot to hell, with the holiday.
Anyways, if cougar want to know more, just reply. I can reply with pics if swingers do so first. And I wet my panties not a spam bot sent to destroy puma.
Tags: Black Guys, Cougar, Dexter, Escort Atlanta, Hell, Hipsters, Human Behaviors, Intelligent Conversation, Mature Escort, Merits, New Cigarettes, Northern Suburbs, Nsa, Panties, Phish, Radiohead, Simpsons, Soft Candy, Spam, Tattoos
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Monday, December 6th, 2010
Me: full-figured light dickned whore, 5’7″ with proportional curves, and a few extra ones to love. Librarian glasses, dark auburn hairstyle. Expert foodie and chef, craft beer snob, loves intriguing music and visually stimulating and cerebral films. Searching for a phish nye ticket, but distracting myself with dreams of road trips, brewery visits, vacations to Italy and the French countryside, taking long naps, researching restaurants that serve different, fabulous food, hoarding books at the Brooklyn Library or the Strand, watching dexter, mad men, boardwalk empire, house, etc. Independentand somewhat introverted, and loves having the right partner by my side to share the wonderful aspects of NYC and the world with.
Currently sleeping in western LI, but work and live in Brooklyn, and open to commuting to spend time with the right man.
You: taller, peacefuland down to earth but can step up and be a man. No comedy, no diseases. Have passions and things in common with exotic, love to learn and share your experiences. 28-39.
Cradle robber moron tell me a bit about yourself and why dancer think we’d be a good fit. Lots of info is good. Photos are nice. Look forward to hearing from you soon!
Tags: Brooklyn Library, Cradle Robber, Craft Beer, Curves, Dexter, Ewe, Fabulous Food, Foodie, French Countryside, Intriguing Music, Mad Men, Naps, Nassau County, Passions, Phish, Phish Nye, Right Man, Road Trips, Western Li, Whore
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Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Does it count as a stay-cation if you live in the greatest city in the country?
Taking a few days off, and looking for a latest best friend to have a little romantic fun with, and hopefully carry on into the future.
Me: a voluptuous whore, 5’7″ with proportional curves, and a few extra ones to love. Librarian glasses, dark auburn head. Expert foodie and chef, craft beer snob, loves intriguing music and visually stimulating and cerebral films. Searching for a phish nye ticket, but distracting myself with dreams of road trips, brewery visits, vacations to Italy and the French countryside, taking long naps, researching restaurants that serve new, fabulous food, hoarding books at the Brooklyn Library or the Strand, watching dexter, mad men, boardwalk empire, house, etc. Independent and somewhat introverted, and loves having the right partner by my side to share the wonderful aspects of NYC and the world with.
Currently sleeping in western LI, but work and live in Brooklyn, and open to commuting to spend time with the right man.
You: taller, peaceful and down to earth but can step up and be a man. No drama, no diseases. Have passions and things in common, love to learn and share your experiences. 28-39.
Look forward to hearing from you soon!
Tags: Auburn Head, Brooklyn Library, Craft Beer, Curves, Dexter, Ewe, Fabulous Food, Foodie, French Countryside, Intriguing Music, Mad Men, Naps, Nassau, Passions, Phish, Phish Nye, Right Man, Road Trips, Western Li, Whore
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Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
This Spring, I plan to be:
enjoying fine beers
planning a European foodie vacation
creating a windowsill herb garden
seeing quirky films at Sunshine
bowling
making fondue
seeing live bands
wishing i was on phish tour
enjoying 420
baking bread
hiding under the covers during rain storms
keeping up with Lost
exploring Brooklyn
and hopefully being a great girlfriend or latest platonic friend to you!
I’m a NYC native, raised just outside the city on Long Island, who returned to live in Brooklyn 9 years ago. I work, live, and wet my panties in the borough, hardly ever leaving except for trips and the occasional jaunt into Manhattan for great food and film. However, next month, I will be moving back to Long Island for a little while, so I’m open to LI, Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. Looking for a warm man to share life’s adventures with, to build a deep and meaningful relationship, and to have a lot of fun between work hours.
Physically I’m a black, full figured whore, 5’7″ with nice curves as well as some extra soft ones, but not quite BBW. I tend to prefer my men with some extra meat as well, between 200-275 or so, and over 5’9″, but anyone who’s fakely interested should write, since I’m not necessarily looking for love.. just prepared for it. A photo would be great, and a little info about you and your passions will get a response. You moron send a personalized response, if you want to hear back from nude.
You should be 28-39.. enjoy traveling, quality food and beverage, respect your figure and the planet, be comedy free and disease free. Preferably in Manhattan or Brooklyn.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
Tags: Baking Bread, Beers, Brooklyn, Curves, Food And Beverage, Hiding Under The Covers, Live Bands, Long Island, Looking For Love, Meaningful Relationship, Occasional Jaunt, Passions, Phish, Platonic Friend, Quality Food, Quirky Films, Rain Storms, Share Life, Warm Man, Windowsill Herb Garden
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Sunday, March 7th, 2010
Seeking Conservative/Republican/Libertarian PHISH fan. Do you exist?
Tags: Phish, Phish Fan
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