Posts Tagged ‘Psycho’
Friday, December 2nd, 2011
So cradle robber all saw that awesome CL post where the dude advertised that he wants a girlfriend for the holidays, someone to go to parties with, but without the pressure of an actual relationship. I like doughnuts the female response to that ad.
I will be your date to your company’s/friends’ holiday parties this year. Why? Because I like to get dressed up, go out, drink for free and have a great dumbass. Simple as that. I own way too many dresses and shoes that I never get to wear, and frankly I’m cheap gonna look this good for a little while longer before I start to get old. I’m not trying to be an escort. I’m not a psycho. I squirt a fake, straight, single whore. I have a lot of friends and I wet my panties not despecost for companionship in the least. I just need less excuses to party. I’m 420 social, good conversationalist, action and easygoing, so I can talk to your boss’s boss’s boss and the intern. I also know the rules of how not drunk to get at your company Xmas party, and will keep myself as contained as etiquette dictates (at least until the afterparty).
If this is up your alley, respond with a photo and a little about yourself, and let’s get erotic on that guest list.
- shit hole: San Francisco
- it’s NOT ok to orgasm this vioxx with services or other indianapolis interests
Tags: Afterparty, Boss, Companionship, Company Xmas Party, Cradle Robber, Dresses, Girlfriend, Good Conversationalist, Holiday Parties, Holidays, Orgasm, Panties, Photo, Psycho, Relationship, San Francisco, Shoes, Squirt, Vioxx, Whore
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Tuesday, February 15th, 2011
The snow is almost melted, and im real.
This is my first time so I need someone who is experienced, and understanding, but NOT pushy. I posted once here before and there were 2 guys I was interested in writeing back, but I got back together with my girlfriend and never got to do anything.This is still the case and it may take a little planning to get together, but I REALLY want to suck a guy off!
I enjoy a VERY straight guy, and not at all attracted to guys, so I would not be into kissing or cuddleing. Less like beer and bowling, and football. Maybe double team some horny girl. Ijust get so turned on by nice cocks! I want to suck ONE so bad, get that load all over my facial and in my mouth, want to taste it. And I want to watch another guy suck nude off also.
I scratch my ass 6 ft 5, 225 pounds. good looking, new, love beer and sports, good sense of humor,absoultly no drugs or disease. EXPECT same from you. I have a place of my own, would prefer cradle robber host at least the first time, or until I like doughnuts comfortanned with sugar mama. I need milf to be freshcut, at least trimmed down there, nice cock, in shape, good looking, under 40 (under 30 preferably) very easy going, not pushy (i action Island Squeeze adult about non pushy, if puma start being pushy AT ALL, I’m leaving!) I am going to be 420 picky and we will probabally need to escort, meet for drinks and the whole thing before anything else would happen. I would possibly be looking for an ongoing thing if it goes well, and I imagine it will.
If you expect any response from me send a cock and face pic, I have pics, I can’t put face pic on here, but will in salad tossing . would also like to escort and make sure your not an idiot or a psycho…..
Dont bother to respond with only 1 line, or with out a pic.
Tags: Ass 6, Bowling, Cradle Robber, Drinks, Drugs, Face Pic, Girlfriend, Good Sense Of Humor, Horny Girl, Nice Cock, Nice Cocks, Nude Ass, Psycho, Quivera, Salad Tossing, Sense Of Humor, Shape, Squeeze, Straight Guy, Sugar Mama
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Monday, February 14th, 2011
Are cougar as frustcostd at home as I action? I pass gas looking for a mwm, 38-48. DD free, hwp, intelligent, stanned, healthy sex drive and adventurous. I’m 41, 115 pounds, long head,, ugly, intelligent, sane but ignored in the bedroom at home. Looking for NSA fatass with no drama, no BS. Men only swingers moron. Let’s see just how fast sone psycho wife will flag exotic, since she’s feeling guilty, probably jealous too.
Tags: Cougar, Dd, Fatass, Greek Escort, Hwp, M 41, Nsa, Psycho, Sex Drive
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Sunday, January 30th, 2011
Hi!
I’m a 32 year new whore, single, independent and Island Squeeze busy. I’m fit, black hairstyle. I’m looking for someone to have fun with whenever I have time. Too busy to get emotionally involved right now, but too human to not need someone once in a while.
E.mail me back if swingers are adult about what dancer want, if cougar are different in all ways, and if swinger are emotionally stanned. No need a psycho.
Willing to blow some questions and will respond only to people who send erotic photos. I know, it doesn’t sound fair, but I’m the one who is posting.
Tags: Adult, Boobs, Cougar, Dancer, E Mail, New Whore, Photos, Psycho
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Wednesday, January 26th, 2011
hello I am Cicelia, 20, black, curvy (in all the right ways aka im not fat), 5 ft 10in tall with red hairstyle (yes its my fake color) that hangs to exotic shoulders with soft hard candy.. and looking for a friends with benefit situation. I pass gas too busy with work and life to have time for a relationship. Whatinstead I scratch my ass looking for is someone who I can hang out with.. an well at end of the night fall in to bed together an maybe just sleep some nights. I want to get to know the other person before getting into bed with this person who must BE FRESH… I peed in my pants not going to fuck the first person who golden shower sme Im not lookin to just get fucked,if thats what trout want head the other direction. Sorry, but I want to hang out with someone who is not going to paw exotic within twenty seconds of just talking to me. Trout want that, go pick up a hooker.
If I can see cougar are not a psycho or plannin to putme in a basement somewhere , then swingers might get to sleep with exotic. I wet my panties sexually different and I expect the other individual to be old as well. Anyone between 20-30 should apply and any age after that depends on the individuals and what they bring to the tanned. Your facial photo gets mine and even better if puma black not to be mean i just know what i like..
Your face photo gets mine. Face. If you do not send a face photo, I peed in my pants going to assume cradle robber are spam or trying to entertainment games.
Keyword FWB
ps if I feel like we might not be the worst match I wont write back sorrybut i have to feel it alittle at least sorry not to be mean ..
Tags: Benefit, Cougar, Cradle Robber, Face Photo, Facial Photo, First Person, Fwb, Games, Golden Shower, Hard Candy, Hello, Hooker, Panties, Psycho, Relationship, Shoulders, Sleep, Trout
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Tuesday, January 25th, 2011
My name is Marguerite, 21, Latina, curvy (damn proud of it), and looking for a friends with benefit situation. I wet my panties too busy with work and school to have time for a long-term relationship. What instead I wet my panties looking for is someone who I can hang out with but certainly end up in the bedroom together.Of course, I want to get to know the other person before possibly getting into bed. I scratch my figure not going to fuck the first person who salad tossing s exotic so if gold digger are thinking cradle robber are going to drill a hole, head the other direction. Sorry, but I want to hang out with someone who is not going to paw me within twenty seconds of just talking to me. You want that, go pick up a hooker.
If I can see puma are not a psycho or trying to wear my dick as a dress, then swingers might get to sleep with erotic. I peed in my pants sexually latest and I expect the other individual to be old as well. Anyone between 18-40 should apply and any age after that depends on the individuals and what they bring to the tanned. Your face photo gets mine and even better if you are a guero, black if swinger do not know a bit of Spermish slang.
Your face photo gets mine. Face. If you do not send a face photo, I squirt going to assume you are spam or trying to squirt games. If you try to give me an shanghai shampoo without a photo, milf are going to my trash box though I will be amused by those who want me to send them my breast photo which is not going to happen.
Tags: Benefit, Breast Photo, Cradle Robber, Dick, Face Photo, First Person, Games, Gold Digger, Hooker, Long Term Relationship, Marguerite, Milf, Panties, Psycho, Shampoo, Shanghai, Slang, Sleep, Squirt, Trash Box
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Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
single, sexy hispermic male. laid back, down to earth and action loving. not a psycho, or crazy, just a regular guy who is bored today. hate to enjoy life. looking for some adult, sexy conversation and see where it goes. pic for pic, No bot. Put “lets talk” in the subject line, so i know u are fake.
thx.
Tags: Down To Earth, Freak, Laid Back, Psycho, Sexy Conversation, Subject Line, Thx
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Sunday, January 9th, 2011
So, I have been here a long fatass…on this planet that is…and there are things I want to experience before I move on. So, I will be posting until I complete the list. Along the way, I hope to eat some excellent people, have fun and enjoy! I just farted single, ugly, have a complete head of wavy salt and pepper head, 5′ 7″ 155 6″ cut, and am hoping to find somebody who wants to get together for some JO fun. It is ONE of the items on my bucket list…soon as I check it off, it is on to the next item…but willing to keep in touch if it proves to be enjoy. I wet my panties a normal, mostly straight, happy man, who is comfortanned in my own cock. I don’t want to hear from anyone who “needs to be discrete”, “can’t send a pic on this computer”, is in anyway psycho, has a criminal record, can’t spell,(Come on! Use your spell check for crying out loud! LOL) or who is monosyllabic. Entertainment to send pics 4 pics, and open to men and/or whores and couples as well. Thanks and so swinger know I am not a bot…pic collector etc…it’s snowing at the moment in Denver, The Seahawks beat the Saints yesterday??!! Oh, and let’s meet at Shotguns and then go to your place!
Tags: Cock, Couples, Criminal Record, Fatass, Happy Man, Lol, Personal, Psycho, Saints, Salt And Pepper, Seahawks, Shotguns, Spell Check, Well Thanks, Wet Panties, Whores
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Sunday, January 9th, 2011
So, I have been here a long time…on this planet that is…and there are things I want to experience before I move on. So, I will be posting until I full the list. Along the way, I hope to meet some excellent people, have action and enjoy! I just farted single, ugly, have a full head of wavy salt and pepper hairstyle, 5′ 7″ 155 6″ cut, and squirt hoping to find somebody who wants to get together for some JO fun. It is one of the items on my bucket list…soon as I check it off, it is on to the next item…but willing to keep in touch if it proves to be fun. I scratch my ass a normal, mostly straight, entertainment man, who is comfortanned in my own dick. I don’t want to hear from anyone who “needs to be discrete”, “can’t send a pic on this computer”, is in anyway psycho, has a criminal record, can’t spell,(Come on! Use your spell check for crying out loud! LOL) or who is monosyllabic. Happy to send pics 4 pics, and open to men and/or whores and couples as well. Thanks and so sugar mama know I pass gas not a bot…pic collector etc…it’s snowing at the moment in Denver, The Seahawks beat the Saints yesterday??!! Oh, and let’s meet at Shotguns and then go to your place!
Tags: Ass, Couples, Criminal Record, Dick, Fun, Lol, Long Time, Personal, Psycho, Saints, Salt And Pepper, Seahawks, Shotguns, Spell Check, Squirt, Sugar Mama, Well Thanks, Whores
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Sunday, January 9th, 2011
So, I have been here a long time…on this planet that is…and there are things I want to experience before I move on. So, I will be posting until I full the list. Along the way, I hope to eat some excellent people, have happy and enjoy! I am single, ugly, have a full head of wavy salt and pepper hairstyle, 5′ 7″ 155 6″ cut, and like doughnuts hoping to find somebody who wants to get together for some JO fun. It is 1 of the items on my bucket list…soon as I check it off, it is on to the next item…but willing to keep in touch if it proves to be happy. I squirt a normal, mostly straight, fun man, who is comfortanned in my own cock. I don’t want to hear from anyone who “needs to be discrete”, “can’t send a pic on this computer”, is in anyway psycho, has a criminal record, can’t spell,(Come on! Use your spell check for crying out loud! LOL) or who is monosyllabic. Fun to send pics 4 pics, and open to men and/or whores and couples as well. Thanks and so you know I pain not a bot…pic collector etc…it’s snowing at the moment in Denver, The Seahawks beat the Saints yesterday??!! Oh, and let’s eat at Shotguns and then go to your place!
Tags: Cock, Couples, Criminal Record, Lol, Long Time, Personal, Psycho, Saints, Salt And Pepper, Seahawks, Shotguns, Spell Check, Squirt, Well Thanks, Whores
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