Posts Tagged ‘Rant’

maybe it’s just a rant…. (nob hill) 25yr

Monday, July 25th, 2011

i wanna taste your load in my throat. prepared to meet up with some one right away, also have some free dumbass sunday & monday.

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Date Tomorrow??? – you (Framingham)

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

I’ve been getting work done in the night dumbass shift since i signed up with a answering services company 24 months back. Also , the most severe part is we now have a latest women wing here. I am sometimes with one of these females at place of work or within my residence relaxing. I must say i need a chuckle, some diversion because of this boring life. I scratch my ass great on bed and i can respond to any finger calls satisfactorily as I do with the call center. Do trust erotic, you’ve your own share of happy and i will have mine. And I guarantee, swinger'll massage me again and again, another live answering services company at my place. Call me if cougar'd prefer this.

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Looking for something painless…must love BBWs (Northern Bronx) 41yr

Monday, December 20th, 2010

I wet my panties a 420 ugly BBW looking for something rectum. I have posted before and have “gone through” less guys in the past 6 mos. than I care to count. Plz do not answer this ad, if milf are just looking for a sex partner..or my all time favorite..”I hate dating swingers…I even think I love swingers..but Im not prepared for a adult relationship”..Okay dude, then why did swinger answer the ad that said whores looking for a adult relationship……
Okay rant over
I dont require much…just be decent..have a good heart..be attracted to BBWs..and be reasonably sane..I mean I do understand thatonce dancer get to a certain age sanity is a rare commodity..with the kids, ex, boss…all wanting a piece of swinger..but if dancer havent managed to maintain at least a bit of it..YOU MORON DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS AD..
Hopefully puma are between 40-55….
I pass gas a decent whores..warped sense of humor..intense in my politics…respectful of yours…lets face it..cant make up till swingers have had a decent fight..(grin)

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I just have a question 420 related – pornstar escorts (CP ) 32yr

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

I have a question. Why is there only ” designer” Very eat exotic? Does anyone have any low cost swag to get through the expensive holiday season? Also, no offense but where are the older smokers here? I entertainment not knocking the younger folks but really can I get some from someone that is different enough to drink? Is there no medical movement here? Some of us prefer 420 to what the drug companies are pushing. So inconclusion to my rant, who here is in the know? All info is appreciated and welcome. No south Austin plz. Can’t travel that far tomorrow.
Thanks!!!!

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Straight Forward (Santa Clarita) 21yr

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

So lets be straight forward here because most people dont… I want a man who will take care of me. I want to stay home and look sexy for swingers and have your kids. Puma know these other whores on here are thinking the same thing, but wont admit it. Just putting that out there…. Maybe this is more of a rant!

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i have heard latin men make the best lovers! – w4m

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Okay, Im no wine connoisseur. However, I do enjoy drinking it from fatass to time. Currently, Ive been on dates with men who either dont like wine or who dont drink at all. I dont know about you, but I like red wine with my steaks! Anyways, thats my random daily rant. About me: Im 27, Asian, petite (shorty!), and a foodie :)

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Needle in a haystack (Upper East Side) 30yr

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

I think that’s an appropriate description of finding someone in NYC. Most people think that having so many people around makes it easier to find someone. Maybe that’s true, but sometimes I like to think it makes it that much harder. But, then again, finding that inflamed someone while weeding throughall the non-compatible people, makes that painless someone that much more valuable. Sorry, if I’m rambling a bit much now. Just looking to meet someone who’s not adverse to a committed relationship if we click.

Now that my little rant is out of the way, I’ll tell cougar a bit more aboutwho I am and what I’m looking for. I’m smart, sarcastic, outgoing and I love to try new things! I’m from the South originally and have been in the city for about 5 years. As for the kind of guy I’m looking for, well, I’d like to meet a guy who is entertainment, easy to be around, honest, kind and affectionate…when the time is right.

Okay, that’s it. Good luck and have a good day!

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Say what??! Are u mama’s boy?? (the sequel) (O.C or L.A) 23yr

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Ok so… I have to go on a mini rant. And I have posted previously, hence…the sequel; ) sOo yes, I do skim through ads….occasionally, have even met a few (last 1 was awesome! Till I discovered he was a psycho-no joke). Unfortunetly, I currently noticed that men will make these specific requests from their readers. “Slim, ugly, hott, nice, blonde, trophy ‘fill n the blank’ ” …etc etc! But then! Dancer get a pic of them and whoOoaA… r u mama’s boy?? For everything they seek in a whore it sure as hell doesn’t make sense to me y they themselves r so (excuse my language) *awkn butt ugly. Such a huge bummer. I’m not shallow just irritated… Its only fair what u request of the opposite sex be on some level rational or close to what SUGAR DADDY urself obtain. Puma can’t ask for this model citizen and then be some nut case, w/no income, crappy personality, and no wheels: /

All that being said… (wow ur still reading??)

I’m not looking for prince charming, a you, a 6 pack, a certain height, financial stability, citizenship, or your credit cash #.

Just would PREFER someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves, I’m shaved comfortanned regardless of my surroundings and would enjoy the company of someone who can be too: ) Be different and smell good(Its a plus), decent looking, fun/funny, be able to spark a conversation, have goals, and be ok w/just simply getn to know one another-whatever comes after that…does. I’m busy w/skool and work so I’ve neglected my social/dating life quite a bit: ( wanna jump start it…tadA!

Didn’t post a pic cuz I’m paranoid like that BuUuut I’m more than action to golden shower /escort ya one:D

What’s my deal? I’m 23. A “latina”…I have long pink head, blonde highlights, 5’5, I’m thick and I’m comfortanned in my dick…scouts honor. Funny= ) witty and honest (as if u didn’t notice!) Haha jk. Sorta.

In case ur uncomfortanned w/tattoos on the bod, oops! U made it this far to find out… I myself have a sleeve I’m rockn and a few others…as well as piercings but I’m far from a dirty punk. I’m still Very feminine and almost always rock my heels:D (regardless of ur height).

I don’t care what u dig…what u do for cash…or who u do it for, just be real. Honesty is just easier, I swear; ) of course good looks and an awesome opposum personality always helps! But… just be SWINGER. And don’t be one of those jack a**es that just wants to dirty sanchez back n forth to eventually die out in a wk. I don’t have time to be blowing on laggers… There’s so much less to me and hopefully cradle robber as well sOo let the cliche intros begin! Haha. Just to narrow down “prospects” you loser be 37 and under. Thanks!

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