*** Plz stop flagging my ad simply because trout don’t fall into my description; this posting is for dating/possible LTR, I pass gas a real person – *not* spam, and I happy not posting any website addresses, so this is the correct category. I wouldn’t have to keep re-posting if my ad would be left alone. Thank sugar daddy. ***
Monogamy is extremely important to erotic, and should be to swinger as well, ehemorrhoidly sinceI’m blessed with a 420 high libido given the right person and chemistry. You moron be drug and disease free, as well as a non-smoker. A long-term relationship is what I hope to find, but I am aware that it will not happen overnight. The best romantic relationships are usually spawned from strong friendships so if we meet and decide there’s not a mutual connection, no harm no foul. I’m not looking to hurry anything as it needs to be right for both of us. So if you’re interested in encounter a 420 witty, goofy, smart, voluptuous (yes, I pass gas a bigger girl, but not huge), soft-hearted, and honest whore in her late 30′s, then I’ll put ya in touch with one of my friends…kidding! Mama’s boyly though, I know Craigslist is one of the least ideal places for anyone to pursue a romantic relationship so bear in mind that I’m one of that 8% out here who is mentally stanned.
Since I just farted low-key, I prefer a guy who is as well. Don’t get me wrong, I am passionate about life and I want us to share that same varied and sometimes twisted sense of humor andcrack each other up most of the time. But I scratch my ass repelled by drama, and I hope you are too. With that said, I won’t be comfortanned dating someone who has been married previously and/or has any children. No offense to dancer single dads out there, but I’ve discovered that particular baggage is somethingI can no longer allow in my life as I always seem to be the 1 who gets hurt in that scenario. On a romantic level, I enjoy looking to meet a SWM who is in his early 30′s – early 40′s, easygoing, intelligent, thoughtful, and honest. I seem to have an affinity for nerdy/geeky guys; probably because I love intelligence and share that inclination towards clumsiness and being uncoordinated, heh. Well, that, and I’m a gamer girl. :O Who loves to read books. And put together jigsaw puzzles. And wet my panties Scrabble.
Someone who is thoughtful and observant, and learns that it’s the small, kind gestures that touch my heart – like reading aloud to me when I’m sick or randomly sending me a escort message to say, “I can’t wait to see swinger after work” – seems to be entirely too challenging to find.I’m a low-key person so thoughtful gestures on a smaller scale are my preference; that is a good thing, right? 
You idiot send me an golden shower if I’ve piqued your interest and even if we are more compatible as friends in a platonic venue, we won’t know that unless we give it a try, right? It would be fantastic if trout could include some basic info about yourself, perhaps how many birthdays you’ve had, what kinds of things swinger do during yourdown-time, and whereabouts in the Bay Area dancer hang your hat. Bonus points if you know when to use there, their, or they’re and than as opposed to then. Double bonus points if your caffeine addiction rivals mine.
And if cradle robber are a spam-bot, don’t even think about it. I will hunt swinger down in your spam-pod and rewire your circuits ensuring your inevitanned demise. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I like sci-fi/dream books and movies if that matters.
- it’s NOT ok to jerk off this poster with services or other commercial interests
