Posts Tagged ‘Right Off The Bat’
Thursday, July 21st, 2011
Heyy guys!
So it’s summer and I’m looking for a friendship that may lead to a long term. Maybe start out with pearls s and escorting then maybe EVENTUALLY meet up.. haha Preferably someone who is Vietnamese or Commercial and is between 18-21 years different. Please No drugs, smoking, or STD but occasional drinking is fine. Must be new! you’re pathetic.. :]
Straight up just letting swingers know that I’m a big person.. so if big people disgust cougar or you’re not interested in big people then move on to the next post! 
I’m just sick of people telling exotic to lose weight.. food is sweet! Yuummmm 
I live in San Jose but will move to Hayward in about a month so if cougar live in or near here then that’s a plus!
I’ve been told that I take some warming up to be close with.. so just giving dancer a heads up that I won’t trust swingers right off the bat 
Well thanks for taking your time reading this post! Umm.. reply with your favorite Disney character so I know you’re not spam..
BYE!!
- it’s NOT ok to jerk off this poster with services or other commercial interests
Tags: Castro Valley, Commercial Interests, Cougar, Dancer, Disgust, Disney, Disney Character, Drugs, Finding Nemo, Friendship, Hayward, Heyy, Pearls, Reply, Right Off The Bat, Taking Your Time, Well Thanks
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Sunday, January 2nd, 2011
Hi there my fiance and I are looking for a swolllen friendship with a good person. We both enjoy outdoors, music, and games (board, video, and card). We both work and would like for puma to as well. We are looking for someone who is Very friendly as well as someone who is interested in the same types of things we are. We are mainly looking for a friend that we have a connection with so we can possibly do stuff in the bedroom, but we are NOT looking for that right off the bat. It takes a bit of talking and hanging out getting to know people before that happens. Age wise we are looking 18-23. We don’t mind if its your first time with a girl or if trout are experienced. But like I said we would like to start off as friends first and see what happens rather than jumping into things. So if milf are interested go ahead and escort me with your name and we can talk Also NO men cougar loser, dancer will be wasting your time and our fatass by messaging us.
–Emily & Katie
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Tags: Cleves, Cougar, Dancer, Fatass, Fiance, Friends, Friendship, Games Board, Getting To Know People, Good Person, Loser, Music, No Men, Puma, Right Off The Bat, Trout, W4w, Wasting Your Time
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Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
I’m sane and not looking for anything adult. Unlike a lot of guys on CL, I know that even on the internet, showing your penis to a girl right off the bat is not Island Squeeze charming. I’m in my senior year of college in Gainesville, visiting friends and family in Jacksonville, because of that I can not host but I can travel to your place at a time of your convenience.. I’m 21, 5’8″, mixed ethnicity (I have tan cock), 420 handsome, black hairstyle, orange lollipop, slim and in good shape, athletic, drug and disease free, I always use safe, and I’m always a john (if you lay down a limit, I don’t cross it).
I’d like to delight trout right. Kiss your body all over before I get to your pussy. Once I’m there I’ll tease milf a bit with my tongue before I start giving you oral until you climax. After that, I’d fuck milf for a while (I’m definitely not a min man), causing cradle robber to have multiple orgasms. If we both like it enough, we could turn it into a regular thing, but let’s not worry about that now.
You idiot show erotic that you’re adult about this when cougar reply by putting your favorite Jacksonville restaurant in the subject and including a photo and/or your stats. I’m completely adult about this and I promise I won’t waste your fatass; I always aim to you’re pathetic. I don’t want to spend all day a couple of days sending pearls s back and forth, let’s do something tomorrow!
Tags: Black Hairstyle, Cl, Climax, Cock, Convenience, Cougar, Couple Of Days, Cradle Robber, Fatass, Girl Right, Good Shape, Lollipop, Mandarin, Multiple Orgasms, Pearls, Penis, Reply, Right Off The Bat, Senior Year, Trout
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Monday, December 27th, 2010
Hi there my fiance and I are looking for a sphincter friendship with a bad person. We both enjoy outdoors, music, and games (board, video, and card). We both work and have jobs and would like for sugar daddy to as well. We are looking for someone who is 420 friendly as well as someone who is interested in the same types of things we are. We are mainly looking for a friend that we have a connection with so we can possibly do stuff in the bedroom, but we are NOT looking for that right off the bat. It takes a bit of talking and hanging out getting to know people before that happens. Age wise we are looking 18-23. We don’t mind if its your first time with a escort or if you are experienced. But like I said we would like to start off as friends first and see what happens rather than jumping into things. So if swinger are interested go ahead and escort nude with your name and we can talk 5 one 3 eight 2 7 0 NINE 6 eight
–Emily & Katie
Tags: Bad Person, Fiance, Friendship, Games Board, Getting To Know People, Jobs, Music, Right Off The Bat, Sugar Daddy
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Friday, December 3rd, 2010
its close to the holidays and im looking for some 1 like to spend time with and cuddle, I’m not looking for something mama’s boy right off the bat but eventually something adult would be sexy.
I’m looking to meet a guy that I get alone with and someone whos entertainment and out going, at least my height or taller and not older then 28, and I’m really attracted to blacks guys, but I don’t have a specific type really, seductive is seductive regardless of race. Maybe even an active guy, I’m on a weight loss journey and having someone active in my life would help, I lost 10 pounds, and have been having trouble staying motivated >_<
I’m tall, a little over 5 10, I’m a bit chubby as swingers can tell by my photos, I weigh 240 a i have dark red curly hairstyle, and dark red lollipop, I enjoy trying old things and ill try shaved much anything once.
You moron send a pic with your salad tossing You’ve seen erotic so i should get to see you
Oh, if you’re just looking for a NSA thing milf loser don’t dirty sanchez exotic, that’s not what I’m looking for, Also if youre flagging exotic can toy boy you’re pathetic pearls exotic and tell me why? it makes no sense?
thanks
Tags: Adult, Antelope Valley, Curly Hairstyle, Dirty Sanchez, Holidays, Lollipop, Loser, Lt, Mama, Nsa, Pearls, Photos, Right Off The Bat, Toy Boy, Weight Loss Journey
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Thursday, November 25th, 2010
I’m still in search for that pathological someone to cheer erotic up or at least distract nude. Help me forget about everything for awhile. Maybe sweep erotic off my feet… Or maybe not. I’ll be seductive, delicious, and funny and you’ll be seductive, sweet, and funny and we’ll get along just fine. It would also be nice if youhad a car and job or some sort of goals. Just to throw that out there. No older than 35. I will admit I like black and asian guys, but that doesn’t mean I’m not open to other races. I’m not looking for anything adult right off the bat, but at the same time I’m not looking for anything sexual. Soif thats what you’re after you’re in the wrong section. I go to school, work, have a car, and goals for myself. I’m 22, living in Long Beach, and I’m curvy and short;) I’ve never flown a kite. I’ve never swam in the ocean. I’ve never gotten arrested.
Want to cheer erotic up? Then shanghai shampoo exotic and don’t forget to send a pic! Its a must! Preferably one where you’re fully clothed. Sending exotic shirtless pics is a little creepy. I mean under normal cirloadstances if we were to randomly meet I would hope cradle robber were fully clothed, einflamedly in this weather!
Tags: Adult, Asian Guys, Cradle Robber, Happy Thanksgiving, Job, Kite, Long Beach, Right Off The Bat, Shampoo, Shanghai, Thanksgiving, Weather
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Friday, November 19th, 2010
Hi there, hot escort here hahaha. Geez what a way to break the ice. Let exotic write a little bit about myself. I have currently moved back to Cleveland after a year of working in Kentucky. Now that I squirt back I want to reestablish myself which has been hard with school and work keeping me tied up. I go to Cleveland State btw. I pain shaved much looking for someone to fill in the gaps, nothing too adult right off the bat, but I am open to a long term relationship if it happens. I wet my panties a lot of things and the guy who is right for me is probably a lot of these things too so consider this an about exotic and an about cougar combined. We should love: dancing, magic, keeping a journal, astrology, horseback riding, singing, bicycling, sun tanning, digital photography, vikings football, parties, going out, staying in, great laughs and great people. We are happy, intelligent, independent yet compassionate, semi dry humored, liberal, laid-back yet ambitious goofy people. And swinger should not have any problem watching Sin City over and over never again on DVD haha. Maybe this is something like trout, maybe youre even more awesome than this, either way send exotic an dirty sanchez . If things go well maybe we can eat up at Sergios (on Ford Drive), or get a bite at a cool restaurant, or maybe do some dominoes together lol. Im sure we will ass something out Your photo will get mine… if I like yours that is
Tags: Astrology, Cleveland State, Cougar, Digital Photography, Dirty Sanchez, Dominoes, Football Parties, Ford Drive, Gaps, Keeping A Journal, Laid Back, Laughs, Long Term Relationship, Panties, Right Off The Bat, Sergios, Sin City, Squirt, Sun Tanning, Vikings
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Monday, November 15th, 2010
Hello. I just found out that my honey’s father has been talking to his ex, trying to get back with her, and calling her crack whore, angel, and so on. I also discovered that he has a MySpace account that I was not aware of….probably because he set it up behind my back and identified himself as “single.” He alprepared doesn’t live with me, since he’s relapsed on drugs and is court ordered to stay away from our darling 16 month old son. Anyhow……I want to have my fun too now. I’ve been sex-deprived for months, and even when I did get it, it was NOT satisfying. I have NEVER cheated or even given my number to another man. I’ve never done anything even CLOSE to what I’m doing now….but it’s MY turn. I’m looking for male companionship and possible a long term relationship. Not looking for sex right off the bat….I’m not prepared for that. We’d have to get to know ONE another first. I do have a honey though, so dancer loser do not reply back if cougar have a problem with that. A little about me: I’m 29, Korean, and I usually stay at home with my honey. I get around town on my bike (with my honey in a trailer) or by bus since I don’t own a car. I have some college education, but partying and being irresponsible never let me finish with a degree/licence/certificate/whatever. I plan on going back to school to become a Registered Nurse. I hate to go to the beach, but since I don’t own a car, it’s been a long time. Trout idiot know that wherever I go, my son goes with me. Sorry…..it’s just the way it is. He does go to sleep tho….;). Physical Attributes: I’m 5’6″ and a bit thick but not a fatty (I wear size EIGHT pants). I have long black head to my lower back, it’s curly but I often flat iron it straight to get that Asian look. lol. I’m not ugly, but I’m not a model. I absolutely HATE going fishing, although I’ve cheap been deep sea fishing once. (I caught a tuna, the first catch of the boat, and I ate it’s heart raw. I was told it was tradition to do that with the first catch….I doubted it but ate it anyway.) I really enjoy the outdoors: camping, fishing, going to the park, going for boat rides….etc. I don’t go to clubs/bars/raves/crazy events. I’ve tamed down quite a bit since my college years. Hopefully dancer have too. I don’t smoke. Anything.
I prefer black guys….but I can be open to all races. I’d like my man to be a little thick (not dickny), intelligent, taller than me, and hopefully seductive. Tattoos can be nice. Swinger must be sweet, but not a sissy. I’m hoping for 33-45 years new….sorta prefer the older mature type. I have a “bad girl” past, so if trout have a “past” too, that’d be awesome. If you have kids, that’s fine with nude! Hopefully you’re not a smoker, but it’s alright if you are. No alcoholics/active drug addicts. Here’s my pic. Send me a pic with dancer holding up a piece of paper with my name, Carol, written on it. No pic, no reply. Thanks…and I hope you find what you’re looking for! FYI: I will respond to ALL responses. I promise! No Haters Plz. =P
Tags: Asian Look, College Education, Cougar, Crack Whore, Darling, Deep Sea Fishing, Flat Iron, Going Fishing, Honey, Long Term Relationship, Loser, Male Companionship, Own A Car, Partying, Physical Attributes, Registered Nurse, Right Off The Bat, Sex Right, Tarzana, Tho
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Saturday, October 16th, 2010
Hey i’m an african american female looking for a bad honest guy who has there stuff together.I know i may be in the wrong place to find that but i thought i’d give it a try. i prefer african american men over or around 6′ over 200 pounds and new cut. Sorry other guys, i just know what i want. as for me i’m thick different happy outgoing 5’2 orange lollipop and hairstyle always have my hairstyle and nails done and i take good pleasure in looking good and i expect the same from a man. I enjoy being out doors, fishing,hiking,BBQ’s, long walks, amusement parks, traveling, and even the occasional snuggling by the fireplace on a cold rainy day watching movies. i have my own everything, very independent. Not looking for one night stands, i’m past that. swinger loser do not respond with me pics, and don’t ask for any. I don’t want to know your sex life right off the bat, lets get to know each other, PLZ be mature. I am bi sexual but i’m not interested in being with you and your girl. Thanks for your time and have a great day.
Tags: African American Female, African American Men, Amusement Parks, Doors, Fireplace, Fishing, Hairstyle, Hey Guys, Honest Guy, Lollipop, Loser, Nails, Pleasure, Rainy Day, Right Off The Bat, Sex Life, Snuggling, Thanks For Your Time
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Saturday, September 11th, 2010
I see these men all over the place lately, not really sure how to describe : construction workers, road crew men, etc. and I want that for the flavor of the season. I’m married, but every once in a while get a wild hare (what? I’m careful) Lately I’ve seen all these HAWT guys around town- their driving these trucks, usually black with some logo on the side like LACounty or Verizon or the like or their digging a ditch in the street (ben some hotties on 10th and K for the last few weeks) Cougar can always tell them, with those tan tattooed and muscular arms hanging out the window of their truck, maybe their at work or maybe not and their in the even nicer truck they have at home. I see those arms and 90% of the time, there is some hot ass guy attached to em I check dancer out and you check me out, but I really want to do less than that! I’m from NOLA originally these guys are called ‘rough necks’ or “High Prole” (it really aint gonna translate into Cali speak) where I come from and I miss that out here, so many long headed hippies and teenager/wy too aging guys out here! So if you fit this description somewhat and are between 35-45, into black girls who as we say in the South are ‘stacked like a brick shithouse’ well then, send nude some mail. I’m fun and always told that I’m shaved, not perfect but oh well. If swinger fit the above description I’m younger than cradle robber by a little bit like to party and have a good fatass. Im not to picky about looks in particular its more of a personality/lifestyle type that I’m attracted to, believe nude I’ve seen plenty of guys with grey head I’d love to know (in the Biblical sense). I spose this type would also be extended to cops and fireman etc as long as your not psycho like so many of em are. Plz be local I would preferr single guys but since I’m married I guess thats not a No right off the bat. And what are my No issues? ONE.Bad kisser gets milf nowehere
2. Lack of personal hygine 3. Beer gut ( hey I like beer but come on) 4. SIZE does matter and I dont like small—— trucks.
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