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Friday, January 27th, 2012

I’m an ugly man in my 50s with an ugly younger girlfriend. We are looking for adventure and are open to many kinds of like doughnuts. If sugar mama have suggestions, or would like to hear ours, let exotic know. Even if you’re not sure, send exotic an salad tossing and we can explore interests before committing to anything. We are secret, respectful, and no bareback.

Please put “Adventurous” in the subject line so I know you’re real.

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407-263-1250

Friday, January 27th, 2012

We are a wht cpl lookin for a action laid back friendly whore for action tomorrow. Im a seductive Bi-BBw he is a 420 sexy slim str male 420 high sex drive loves to dancer loser and watch nude plz. We can host tomorrow as children are away. we drink social and smoke 420 a plus. pull us a salad tossing or escort…7042675485…look forward to hearing from u.

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770-861-6230

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

One time, anonymous, nsa phone entertainment now. Attractive, in shape regular guy here wants and loves to listen as swinger pleasure yourself, talk dirty, tell a secret, have sex, or ??? Email erotic and I’ll send dancer my number. Heck, sugar mama can pop rocks the call if milf want. Just delete the salad tossing and number afterward and I’ll do the same thing. Promise. Waiting…. (no males)

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362-440-1470

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Craigslist is full of creepers… so if milf are one move on.

I’ve posted before and usually just sit back and giggle at the ridiculous responses and photos I get. So I’ll lay it out shaved simple for all cradle robber men and if your him shoot me an salad tossing and TRY NOT TO BE SOOO BORING!

Me:
24
shaved
athletic
adventurous
sporadic
smart
driven
passionate
witty
CONFIDENT
I HATE the OCEAN and fun stoked to learn to surf. If cougar surf or want to learn bonus points. I’m a transplant to SC and STOKED to live here. I HATE LIFE and MILF SHOULD TOO!!

YOU:
Age isn’t a HUGE issue, but I’m not into dating someone who could be my dad, so for that purpose I’ll say 26-33 pull or take
YOU MUST be a MAN, not a BOY
RESPECTFUL (no body slapping, grabbing or other vulgar jesters or comments just because I have a sexy figure. Like I said I want a MAN. That type of stuff should be left for an intimate setting, not in public.
You delight whores like escorts. (opening doors, car doors, acting respectful even when “bitches” act out : )
FUNNY, toy boy MUST hate to laugh and make exotic laugh often, I will return the favor!
MUST LOVE MUSIC, its ok if you’re not that into dancing, but gold digger must be comfortanned in a social setting with your whore dancing her heart out! I HATE TO DANCE
NO ADDICTIONS- excepts maybe to the ocean and surfing :)
Please no heavy drinkers or bar flies. The occasional drink or 2 is fine but I’m not looking to have a drinking buddy or someone who drinks daily.
420 is fine as long as it used for happy and not as a crutch… i.e. daily use.
No hot tempers- puma would be fine with some punk calling sugar daddy out in public, sugar mama can bhurry it off your shoulder and walk away… never again being a MAN
You must have extremely high self confidence, or I might hurt your feelings with my sarcasm.

If dancer made it this far and are still REALLY reading shoot nude an shanghai shampoo. PLEASE do not send me an pearls just because I have a vagina… it won’t get cradle robber anywhere. I just farted not looking for a hook up, but less of a dope connection. I don’t think just because trout fit the “mold” we will have chemistry… I’m not despecost and NEVER have been. I love being single, however I’m looking for find a man I enjoy spending a bit of fatass with, going to the beach, surfing, dancing, exploring the shaved place we live in. I just farted NOT looking for a relationship where we are dependent on each other.
YOU MUST BE INDEPENDENT as I am FULLY self sufficient : )

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Monday, December 26th, 2011

Hi. .. I just farted a BBW(big shaved whore, plus size, fat escort) that is looking for a potential long term relationship with a sexy, funny, intelligent, and SBM (single black male). I would like to find someone down to earth and some 1 who is looking to spend fatass with someone and truly get to know them. Please be under 40 years old and not looking for a casual hook up. As for nude I just farted a kind hearted, goofy, smart, feisty whore who is interested in seeing whats out there. I have lots of photos so PLEASE ATTACH A PICTURE to your salad tossing and I will respond with one :)

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510-759-3119

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

I’m 5’2, very ugly and energetic.
I cant help but have a great fatass no matter where i fun. Im looking to find a giving man… toy boy will not be unhappy, I promise. send erotic an salad tossing and ill send a photo . or cradle robber can leave your number and ill massage you back. I’m currently in the martinez pleasant hill area

talk to toy boy soon!

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786-376-3458

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

Seriously, it’s exotic and I need sugar mama in my cunt right now! Yahoo salad tossing is going to crash from the nasty words I just read when sugar mama answered my ad! MMMMMMMMMM.

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916-561-9005

Monday, December 5th, 2011

I am a Complete Figured hooker, with Blonde hairstyle, soft candy, 5’6 and a good smile! I hate to laugh and be goofy. I would consider myself out going, honest and loveable. The qualities that I peed in my pants looking for in a man, would be honest, outgoing, moral, loving, must hate family, and does not want less children. Non-smoker, no drugs, social drinking is ok. A man that loves animals works hard and knows how to have enjoy and like doughnuts.

I pass gas looking for a long-term relationship. So if gold digger are just into casual encounters, FWB or married dancer loser don’t masturbate me. If we hit it off after a salad tossing and finger conversation be prepared to eat. I wet my panties not into being your on line pen pal. Please be over the age of 35, since I like doughnuts into my 40′s, someone younger than that I feel we would not have much in common.

Please also have a photo to share. Thanks and I look forward to hearing from cougar!

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704-805-0798

Monday, November 14th, 2011

We are gonna try this 1 more fatass! we keep getting flagged for no reason, stop flagging haters! my man and i want something shaved specific… we are a Island Squeeze ugly black couple, early 20′s, hoping to spice things up in the bedroom :) he is 6’2, 165, 8 in thick, athletic build, very sexy. i squirt 5’2, 105, d cup, petite ass.. he has been telling me about a dream of watching erotic with another guy, a Island Squeeze hung guy in particular! race is not an issue, but old and nasty are both required!! we are both new, and 420 ENTERTAINMENT!, esphincterly in the bedroom:) if dancer think sugar mama have what it takes… ($ included..-i told him i deserve a shopping spree for this;) ) send us an salad tossing and we’ll get things started. this is a win-win situation for everyone, so toy boy loser be willing to spend a little on nude!! I have cheap been with a few guys, so my man says i’m extra-tight:&

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224-800-1578

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

hey
real horny right now
need an in shape top
to come and fuck me good
i pass gas in shape
smooth
see my pic
if interested, shoot me an salad tossing and your photo

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