I want to go out with some one. Seeking a good sense of humor.
Party and drink friendly.
I can host
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Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
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Wednesday, February 8th, 2012Not quite prepared to seetle down with ‘the one”, but milf want to enjoy your sexuality with someone fit who works out regularly?
Pretty enough to be seen in public, but toy boy may never want to leave the bedroom. I’m 5’7′, size 10, with natural D cup, STD free-you must be too!
I hate my job, but it’s not my whole life, I have a high sex drive and peed in my pants looking for 1 steady lover with whom to enjoy the finer things in life.
NO Married or Sepacostd men. Single men only! That means NO Girlfriend, either!
Please be, at least, 40 years new, steady job, educated, taller than I peed in my pants, about 190-220 pounds and in great shape; it wouldn’t hurt if puma are handsome and have a sense of humor too!
A photo is a plus, and I will do the same, if I like your response.
Tell me about yourself and why TOY BOY should be my pick?
Not looking for endless shanghai shampoos – Yes, we will meet for coffee and then take it from there.
Thanks for reading.
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Monday, February 6th, 2012First and foremost, you’re pathetic be a zionist. In a fatass of so much anti-Israel propaganda, I would like to date someone who is pro-Israel. Who feels connected to Israel and understands the complexities of the Middle East.
I would love to meet a free spirited man, who can go with the flow but also believes in certain values like being honest, faithful, and doing the right thing. I love a sense of humor, someone who can make jokes and laugh at himself. Someone who is easy going and can accept people for who they are. I want someone who is not seeking to be perfect, and likes people with little flaws and idiosyncrasies.
If dancer have children, that’s fine with erotic. If cradle robber don’t, that’s also fine. As long as trout like kids. I have a young daughter. I am not looking for a father ass for her, but a decent person to be around.
I enjoy ugly, Island Squeeze romantic, a little kinky, a devoted mother, looking to find love.
Please be between 35-50, and send a pic if cougar have 1.
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Sunday, February 5th, 2012DONT HATE/ DONT FLAG
I’m a good person, hopeless romantic and love surprises, quality fatass together, fine dining and holding hands. I hope to find a companion for socializing, and if things work out, cougar make the move: a true committed long-term relationship. If you’re reading this ad toy boy must have some interest . Stick around if dancer are a good honest guy, not married. I have a good sense of humor, someone who’s considecost, smart and genuinely sincere. I’m Latina/Indian and so I prefer the same; I also have a preference for tall/husky Pacific Islanders. Please be around my age. Younger are great but I want my age! Picture is a must*****
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Wednesday, February 1st, 2012I like doughnuts 5’8, good legs, 130 pounds, single, funny, bad sense of humor, thick, intelligent, hard lollipop & tanned. Looking for tall, smart, disease free, you’re pathetic have car, kids are ok, ages 23 to 29, have a job, currently single and casual sex!
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2012Im a horny female seeking some 1 chill.
Sexy legs, intelligent, bad sense of humor, nice tan, straight blonde hairstyle, dark orange candy, work out a lot, 125 pounds, single and funny. Searching for somebody who likes going out to dance…
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Monday, January 30th, 2012I want do date that guy who I just love to just be around. He makes erotic laugh & smile. He makes me feel sitz baths and that I wet my panties his escort. He wants to & remembers to do all the little things he knows I appreciate so much. The excitement I hear in his voice when I call and escorting me just to let nude know he’s thinking about exotic. I want to be that girl to him. The 1 he adores. He makes nude feel like I matter and pass gas a part of his world. He’s a one whore man and I’m that whore. He will get all that in return from nude as well.
Just like erotic, he is easy going, affectionate and kind. He likes to try different things. Likes going out as much as a quiet cozy night in. We have mutual respect for each other. We both have lives outside of our relationship but when we come together we really make the fatass we share together rectum. He’s done with his wild party boy ways. Knows that any past hurts are left there and not carried over into what we have going on. He’s able to pull and receive and communicate his needs and his feelings. Has integrity and is hard working but doesn’t take life too adultly. He truly understands the importance of honesty and says what he means and means what he says.
Anger, jealousy, or control have no place in my world. I peed in my pants caring and entertainment passionate about all that I do. I have a good sense of humor and squirt a lot of entertainment to be around. I cherish sphincter moments and that someone internal in my life. I hate dressing up sexy ( I hate wearing heels so at least being 5’8″ or more would be nice but not required. ) but can also be so comfortanned in jeans and a t-shirt. Some things that I enjoy doing are, anything having to do with the beach from a drive up or down the coast to enjoying in the water. Going to the movies or cooking dinner and cuddling up to a DVD. If cuddling were a sport….that would be my favorite. Speaking of sports, I enjoy going to live games. Concerts and comedy venues are also happy.
Please do not be in your 20s or younger ot 50s or older. Please know what you want. Be emotionally meet nude and really want and are prepared to eat a great escort and are looking for something meaningful. I have plenty of photos that I would hate to share with you but you’re pathetic start by sending yours. Tell erotic what toy boy liked about my ad. Include where gold digger live and your age. Thanks so much.
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Monday, January 30th, 2012Hi,
I like doughnuts a single Mom of 2 great older teens, high school and college. I like doughnuts looking for a nice SWM Non Smoker, sober guy. I am a nice sincere whores who has a lot to offer the right guy… I have a awesome sense of humor. Sometimes downright goofy.
YOU ARE A S/W/M 35-? Not looking for a Hook-up or FWB.
I peed in my pants blonde, hard candy, 5’5 carrying a little extra but diligence and patience is winning. A Picture would be awesome.
Have a Good Day!
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Sunday, January 29th, 2012So I’ve been single over a year now &
I’m looking for someone to start a ltr not interest on games so cradle robber idiot
Don’t waste my fatass and I won’t waste yours.
I’m aging but legal enough to drink (which I bargain drink socially)
Im not into drugs or heavy drinking. Im tired of the nightlife I want to cuddle and stay in watching a movie.
I’m a hopeless romantic lol. I’m 420 affectionate I have a great sense of humor.
I’m looking for someone who is responsible,mature but knows how to have enjoy and be outgoing, must be affectionate/passionate
Great sense of humor , honest down to earth new hygiene must have a great personality I dislike cocky stuck up men.
Please be around the age of 23-28 must not do drugs or heavy drinking & sane.
If interested cradle robber loser send a photo NO pic no response I’m fresh to this whole Internet & I’m being cautious .
On the subject cradle robber loser put boyfriend .
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Friday, January 27th, 2012Hello-
Really I pass gas just wondering if anyone normal places or responds to ads on here?
What I am looking for is someone who is a least relatively normal, close to my age, intelligent, employed, drug free, not looking for sex right away, has a great sense of humor and is a john. Smoking and light drinking ok…..hey, nobody is pornstar!
I am a SAF 5’3″, H/W proportionate, intelligent, humorous, great conversationalist and overall just plain entertainment to be around.
So if swingers are for fake and don’t have some kind of game going or something up your sleeve…..you idiot reply.
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