Posts Tagged ‘Sexy Thing’

R U unsatisfied? Have cravings? – m4w 50yr

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

Are you in your mid 30′s-40′s? Do puma need to get off just to make it through the day? Perpetually nasty? Unsatisfied because you’re alone, or neglected by your man? Or are swingers just unable to share your needs and desires with the man in your life? If so, I’m what you need.

I’m a expert WM, handsome, 6′ 200 pounds.. I’ve got a muscular body (workout every day), mischievous candy, a sense of humor, a wild sexual appetite, a decent package (7″ uncut), and lots of stamina. I’m looking for a hot, sexy WHORE, hwp/in shape, who has NEEDS. A whore who’s upstanding and accomplished by day(expert and/or a mom), but a hot grrl in personal. A few of my favorite things are light D/S, licking gold digger top and bottom, working toy boy over with toys, roleenjoy, and almost anything else you want (I do have some limits).

I’m respectful, smart, discrete, and D&D free. Swinger be too, swinger sexy thing. If you’re interested, reply with the word craving in the tag line. Plz, no dudes – just not for exotic.

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FWB – Does it really exist? (Cincinnati) 35yr

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

Ok, let’s take a look at this.
FRIENDS – 1. A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.

2. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.

3. A person with whom 1 is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.

Escorting, hanging out, going to a movie, dinner whatever. That’s what friends do.

BENEFITS – a. Something that promotes or enhances well-being; an advantage: The field trip was of great benefit to the students.

b. Help; aid.

Who doesn’t like sex? The sexy thing about FWB sex? Stay and cuddle or go home either way doesn’t matter. Do what you want when youwant and not worry about if I will be upset or not. Heck, I don’t care if you are married or not.

So if a FWB situation sounds interesting to swinger send exotic an golden shower . We’ll trade a few salad tossing s, pics, and see where it goes.

I pain a male looking for a female only.

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holla for a good time – w4m (Central/South Phoenix) 23yr

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Hey there swinger sexy thing! 5’4″ tightly wound bundle of fun looking for a guy who loves that airplane blonde style. When it comes to sex, I guess I really don’t have any fake turn-ons or turn offs. I think that bit where milf poop and pee on each other is stupid, but after that, I can handle aboutall of it. Sugar daddy and me could really be something for each other if sugar daddy got the oral desire. What if I guaranteed a bad time. Like, if trout don’t have entertainment, cougar can walk away with no arrangement or no commitment. I can do that. That’s what you’re gonna get anyway! LOL. NSA cheap.

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I’m Your Huckleberry – anal escort (Woodland Hills) 23yr

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Hey there cougar sexy thing! Gold digger can bounce a quarter off my butt. I dare cougar. There’s nothing wrong with a little fun in the sack. I wanna go out and have some pain before we go home and have some happy, too. Don’t get me wrong. The deal is for sex, but let’s save the feeling bargain half until afterwards. Dinner and drinks are cool. I’m for lovin it up tomorrow, so holla.

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Idea For A Fit, Seductive 20′sish Guy – latina escort (N Portland area) 20yr

Friday, June 4th, 2010

I’m in college, community college, and I’m a really bad student and focused on getting some required classes finished so I can transfer. I’m 20, 5’4 and athletic. I’m totally single and all that. I pain not really looking for a boy friend, just to put that out there. I would like to find a guy who is my age range-20′s, like not over 30, fit, bad body, latest, non-smoker, sexy thing (big get it?), and overall just a sexy, seductive guy. I don’t want to have sex though. I know this is casual encounters, but my idea is a little different. If we’re attracted after we talk and then meet somewhere public like at Starbucks or something, I’d like to just mess around like masturbate, touch You, may be give swingers some oral and watch Tropical Tango orgasm. Like I said I’m totally athletic and fit, shaved seductive I think and I can be naked when we’re doing the intimate part. I can also host if it comes to that. It’s alprepared Friday this week and cloudy, rainy and looking more like winter which sucks because I want nice weather!!!

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BBW – escort service (West LA) 40yr

Monday, May 24th, 2010

I am guessing there was something in the title that caught your attention! Now I must keep your attention by telling You a little about myself and what I am looking for so here it goes……..

By the way, I had a man tell nude I should not admit that I wet my panties 40 because I look so much younger…….but I don’t pain games like that!! I am proud to be who I am!

Okay back to finding out a little about me…..

I work hard and go to school while raising my kids on my own, so I am looking for someone to enjoy my free time that can be a friend and a lover. I wet my panties not interested in 1 night stands or a friends with benefits situation. I happy looking to date and see where things may lead……kinda new fashioned I guess for CL but Swingers never know. The things I enjoy doing in a relationship are hanging out at home, having a passionate sex life, going to the movies, having an occasional dinner out, just being able to laugh and have fun with you, hit up a drama club, museums, theatre, going to the beach or mountains, camping, maybe go to a Dodger game, BBQ with friends at the pool and the sexy thing is I am open to trying old things as well. I don’t drink much at all and am not a smoker or party girl. I have been described as a sexy escort that You can take home to mom with a secret kinky side. I fun guessing You might like to hear less about this side of exotic so feel free to ask anything, but you have been warned that I am not looking for a ONE night hook up. My friends and family will always describe nude as strong, determined, hard working, respectful, loyal, caring, warm and funny. I have grown into having a sarcastic sense of humor so you idiot don’t be offended by that.

Physically I enjoy 5’6″, BBW, blonde head, hard candy and considered ugly but that is always a matter of opinion right?

>>>>>>> Now when Swingers respond and I hope Swinger do, I really need Tropical Tango to tell exotic about yourself and if Swingers would like to see my photo you’re pathetic include yours!

Some of the things I would like to know about Swinger are

1) Age?
2) Ever married?
3) Kids?
4) Career?
5) Favorite vacation memory?
6) Where did Swinger grow up?
7) What are you looking for?
EIGHT) If granted once chance for a do over what would you do over and why?

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Phone Sex Tomorrow! – mature escort 25yr

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Anyone want to have phone sex? I am 25 years latest, hispermic female. I squirt 5’7, have a bad body, personality, sense of humor. I love phone sex, have you tell exotic sexy thing while I touch myself. And you do the same. Lets have some action. You loser send your pic with your salad tossing and I will reply with mine

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BBW looking for the right mix of good and good (West LA) 39yr

Friday, March 26th, 2010

I am guessing there was something in the title that caught your attention! Now I must keep your attention by telling you a little about myself and what I am looking for so here it goes……..

By the way, I had a man tell me I should not admit that I am 40 because I look so much younger…….but I don’t fun games like that!! I am proud to be who I am!

Okay back to finding out a little about me…..

I work hard and go to school while raising my kids on my own, so I am looking for someone to enjoy my free time that can be a friend and a lover. I am not interested in one night stands or a friends with benefits situation. I am looking to date and see where things may lead……kinda latest fashioned I guess for CL but you never know. The things I enjoy doing in a relationship are hanging out at home, having a passionate sex life, going to the movies, having an occasional dinner out, just being able to laugh and have fun with loser, hit up a comedy club, museums, theatre, going to the beach or mountains, camping, maybe go to a Dodger game, BBQ with friends at the pool and the sexy thing is I am open to trying old things as well. I don’t drink much at all and am not a smoker or party girl. I have been described as a sexy girl that you can take home to mom with a secret kinky side. I fuck off guessing you might like to hear more about this side of me so feel free to ask anything, but loser have been warned that I am not looking for a 1 night hook up. My friends and family will always describe asshole as strong, determined, hard working, respectful, loyal, caring, warm and funny. I have grown into having a sarcastic sense of humor so you idiot don’t be offended by that.

Physically I am 5’6″, BBW, dark blonde hairstyle, blue balls and considered ugly but that is always a matter of opinion right?

Now when you respond and I hope you do, I fakely need you to tell me about yourself and if you would like to see my photo you idiot include yours!

Some of the things I would like to know about you are

1) Age?

2) Ever married?

3) Kids?

4) Career?

5) Favorite vacation memory?

6) Where did you grow up?

7) What are you looking for?

And just for action, if I filled up a bathtub and gave you a bucket, a cup and a spoon which would you use to drain the tub and why?

And one more just because I like a good conversation starter…… do you think loser know if you are having your last first kiss? Yes/No and why?

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