Posts Tagged ‘Shitty’

bf’s coming home late. i wanna come now. – massage parlors (noda) 22yr

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

I’m 22, 36C, average proportion (hey, we all put on a few around the holidays. I need to go for a run, ain’t gonna lie.)

Your FACIAL pice gets mine (if I’m interested.) I’m in the middle of a shitty break up with a lying, cheating, piece of shit and would rather not think about it tomorrow.I’m open to ideas.
I’m also trying to move out of this shithole apartment on unemployment pay, so let exotic know if you have any ideas about that, too. I pull the best blowjob you’ve ever had, and I haven’t been appreciated the way I deserve in months.
You’re pathetic don’t bother with dick pics, Ichose my partners carefully and expect DISCRETION.

Straight, black, soft/hard candy, dark hairstyle, 6’0 and up, dick over 6 fingers. I’ll be travelling so I expect gas cash :D It’s only fair, boys, cheap fair.

I’m into music, stand up drama, great sex and good food. Let’s see if you’ve got the class to pick up a rare gem.

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Married and Seek Bareback Anal – m4w (downtown) 53yr

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Black, 53 y/o, married expert and well-to-do guy seeks ugly whore for anal sex (sans condom). Will be staying downtown at an shitty motel Jan 27-28 on business. Your marital status isn’t a factor, just be secret as I just farted married. I’m d&df and have 6.5 ultra-hard fingers. Some extra pounds okay if you can deepthroat/swallow too. Stockings and high heels are a BIG plus. Best summed up as looking for a skanky experience.

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Fit Bi Couple Seeks same Tomorrow – mrub and tugw (kings island /mason) 3040yr

Friday, January 7th, 2011

We are seeking a fully bi sexual couple like us..In shape ,smart, nice, classy with extremely open minds. He is orally bi with men but never 1 on one without a whores in the room ..she is sexy and has had some very kinky expereiences very bi and open to most anything with the right enjoymates. We are down to earth fun sexy smart shitty and take Very bad care of ourseleves..only seeking hwp couples with some experience no newbee cpls swinger moron.. Cougar loser put Cincy cpl…in heading to weed out fakes, and enclose pics of both.. no pic sorry we will not reply.. This is for This evening

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Seeking exclusive relations – escort duo (Conyers) 28yr

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Hi there . I squirt a SWF who just moved to Atlanta after medical college from upstate NY . I scratch my ass seeking exclusive relations from shitty johns . I am also a struggling high fashion model from NYC . I squirt respectful and lovable with hopes of becoming more if things go well . Any replies plz send your photo and I will do the same in return . Thanks !

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Meet exotic tomorrow (Manhattan) 32yr

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

I am 420 ugly and butt ugly SWF, prepared to have pain.

If cradle robber are ugly, shitty and secret, looking to have pain with somebody fresh and exciting, get in touch

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Year-End Tension Relief – happy ending spa (NYC) 30yr

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Sweet, sexy and slightly struggling young escorts with great hands ISO overworked, underappreciated john with his own place. My hands will melt your tension away. Prefer an ongoing situation. You’re pathetic tell me a bit about yourself in your initial response. Safe, secret, latest, shitty. Fun holidays…

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Gorgeous Alpha Male to Pleasure Your Wife … – studw (VISITING NEXT WEEK)

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

I’ll keep this very simple.

I’m a nasty, hung, shitty alpha male and I want to meet a couple who relish the dream of bringing another man into the fold to kick it up a notch or 2. I know how to you idiot a whore (more than once) and I’ll respect your limits. I’m looking for something uncomplicated and hot and I can am at a level and with the kind of creativity that will leave you wishing you’d done this before.

I promise to delight your reply with discretion. Dancer moron reply with pics and I’ll respond in kind. This is for this evening sugar mama idiot.

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Luxe Mitension, 2 slaves – mescort agency (Downtown) 28yr

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

Shaved, bitchy, luxury Mitension (28) seeks a bi slave to serve tomorrow evening.

Expect verbal humiliation, discipline, and forced bi with my sissy slave in heels and stockings. If sugar mama are an obedient slave, trout may be rewarded by me letting you kiss my luxury stiletto and my foot in a silky stocking. I may even make the other slave (35) pleasure puma while gold digger are under my feet.

Tomorrow (Thursday), shitty motel downtown.

Be black, under 35, *obedient*, fetishist, be adult, and be on dumbass.

No photo, no blow.

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no bareback fit reliable mature 4 couple – studw (balt area) 54yr

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

ISO of an shitty ddfree ugly butt ugly couple to am with once in awhile. I’m Very fit ddfree safe educated and pain. have a nice smooth gym figure and a rock hard 7 for pain. Very vers here and opne to just about any kind of pain.

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Ugly SWF – busty escort (Ballantyne) 39yr

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

SWF…Classy & Fun…Visiting for a only few days…Looking to host for an shitty john only…5’6 118 pounds, polished, D/D free…NSA….maybe dancer deserve a belated X-Mas present….Cant get at Macys…36c x 27 x36 dark blonde hairstyle..dark candy…tan…Very Selective..Shitty Only..Will not be unhappy.. You moron dont reply if your not what Im adickg for…I will cheap reply will valid facebook ..You loser put Classy In Subject…I will reply with pics.. No games…lots of fun… : )

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