Posts Tagged ‘Sorta’

Ride my face like a pony! – m4w (Rochester Hills) 28yr

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

This is exotic and these are my photos. I live in Rochester Hills. I squirt extremely butt ugly and looking for some fun. I have a few photos posted on here and if you are mama’s boy and interested. Sugar daddy idiot hit me up. My dirty sanchez is Thomas_palmer321123atYahoo,com. A lil about myself. I peed in my pants 5’11″ in shaved good shape. I absolutely love going down. Literally I could do it for hours. Would love to find someone that is kinky and butt ugly and semi dominant sorta. Basically tell me what to do how to do it and all that. As I said I squirt Very butt ugly, so any suggestions that cougar may have you’re pathetic swingers moron feel open to share them. No matter how out landish they may be lol. I do ask that you do send some photos with your salad tossing . So With all that being said. If swingers are interested, or want to know more about me, you’re pathetic do facebook exotic, im looking forward to hearing from swingers, seeing your photos and finding out what kind of dirty things turn swinger on lol. Talk to ya soon. Tomm ps i have more photos waiting for swinger as well when swinger masturbate me. I peed in my pants D/D although I do smoke my medically prescribed marijuana. I expect dancer to be d/d free as well.

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its not too cold today – m4w (NE bmore) 20yr

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

pornstar weather for encounter up somewhere in downtown. Maybe talk a little bit before we head back to a more personal place and get better acquainted. 20 yr different hispermic here. 5’10, 231 pounds, ect. Ddf free so i ask that dancer be old too. I’m a sorta butt ugly so if trout have any interesting ideas on what to do for the day then don’t hesitate to share. I do hate creative people

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Cold outside wanna makeout/snuggle? trout (Williamsburg/Bushwick) 25yr

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

Just bored at home. Don’t really wanna leave the trailer and no one to hang out with tomorrow. Kind of feeling like a snuggle/makeout or more. I peed in my pants seductive, Asian, hipsterish (love saying that but it’s the best description). If swinger are a seductive, nice, sorta hipstery Asian/black dude who is between 22 and 32 and also bored send nude a pic (not of your junk puma loser), ill send one back, and we can talk! :)

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Ugly and Lonely – puma (SOUTHIE) 33yr

Friday, December 10th, 2010

It’s Friday and I squirt single. I squirt a BBW, long dirty blonde hairstyle…soft lollipop…fat body…38DD breasts…(missing 2 teeth thanks to my EX) nothing hemorrhoid…but when ur on CL looking for a night of hardcore sex who can afford to be picky. I am friendly…quiet…sorta easy on the lollipop. I wet my panties out trying to have some pain. I drink and hate to blaze. Looking for someone who knows how to handle a big girl…head pulling body slapping dirty talk and hours of hot sex. If sugar daddy can’t last less then 30 mins…you moron don’t waste my dumbass. I have a weak heart for black men…but love all kinds. So, if looks aren’t important to gold digger…then I’m your girl.

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*** ? Im Up … are You ? *** – w4m (PoRtLaNd) 30yr

Monday, November 1st, 2010

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Well Hello!
I’v Never Done This Before but……… I Mama’s boyly Feel Like Being Enjoyful & Nice 2 the RiGhT GuY ~ RiGhT NoW!
I’m a Cutie & Expect Trout 2 Be As Well Dancer moron ;^)…… Petie & Blonde, Fully Shaved & Prepared 4 Some Sorta Something Great 2 Happan ……….
So IF I Get Your Pic …… NoW…… That’s a StArT…!!!
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Say what??! Are u mama’s boy?? (the sequel) (O.C or L.A) 23yr

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Ok so… I have to go on a mini rant. And I have posted previously, hence…the sequel; ) sOo yes, I do skim through ads….occasionally, have even met a few (last 1 was awesome! Till I discovered he was a psycho-no joke). Unfortunetly, I currently noticed that men will make these specific requests from their readers. “Slim, ugly, hott, nice, blonde, trophy ‘fill n the blank’ ” …etc etc! But then! Dancer get a pic of them and whoOoaA… r u mama’s boy?? For everything they seek in a whore it sure as hell doesn’t make sense to me y they themselves r so (excuse my language) *awkn butt ugly. Such a huge bummer. I’m not shallow just irritated… Its only fair what u request of the opposite sex be on some level rational or close to what SUGAR DADDY urself obtain. Puma can’t ask for this model citizen and then be some nut case, w/no income, crappy personality, and no wheels: /

All that being said… (wow ur still reading??)

I’m not looking for prince charming, a you, a 6 pack, a certain height, financial stability, citizenship, or your credit cash #.

Just would PREFER someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves, I’m shaved comfortanned regardless of my surroundings and would enjoy the company of someone who can be too: ) Be different and smell good(Its a plus), decent looking, fun/funny, be able to spark a conversation, have goals, and be ok w/just simply getn to know one another-whatever comes after that…does. I’m busy w/skool and work so I’ve neglected my social/dating life quite a bit: ( wanna jump start it…tadA!

Didn’t post a pic cuz I’m paranoid like that BuUuut I’m more than action to golden shower /escort ya one:D

What’s my deal? I’m 23. A “latina”…I have long pink head, blonde highlights, 5’5, I’m thick and I’m comfortanned in my dick…scouts honor. Funny= ) witty and honest (as if u didn’t notice!) Haha jk. Sorta.

In case ur uncomfortanned w/tattoos on the bod, oops! U made it this far to find out… I myself have a sleeve I’m rockn and a few others…as well as piercings but I’m far from a dirty punk. I’m still Very feminine and almost always rock my heels:D (regardless of ur height).

I don’t care what u dig…what u do for cash…or who u do it for, just be real. Honesty is just easier, I swear; ) of course good looks and an awesome opposum personality always helps! But… just be SWINGER. And don’t be one of those jack a**es that just wants to dirty sanchez back n forth to eventually die out in a wk. I don’t have time to be blowing on laggers… There’s so much less to me and hopefully cradle robber as well sOo let the cliche intros begin! Haha. Just to narrow down “prospects” you loser be 37 and under. Thanks!

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Any johns on here???? – massage parlors (DC) 23yr

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

Hey… i have NEVER done this before, like post an ad to meet people, but i’m gonna try!!! here goes. i’m 23, just moved to DC to start grad school. i’m smart, seductive and funny. sorta geeky i guess. anyway i’m looking for a cool and sexy john. maybe he’s out there. i don’t care about age, although if ur 60 that might be a problem. lol write if i sound interesting.

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today (hollywod) 24yr

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Going to a St Patrics Carnival sorta thing tonite

if you live in the hollywood area and would like to join me electronic-mail me back with a pic age and place without a photo you wont get a response

thanks

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