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916-710-3136

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

That’s what I really want. Maybe it will last a long time, maybe just a couple months or weeks. Someday I’d like to find a life partner, but for now, I’d be happy with a nice little romance.

The critics say: I’m ugly, some even say 420 ugly. Slender, 5’3″, soft-hard with long lashes. Nice figure. Very nice sense of humor. I’m direct and down-to-earth / can’t abide hypocrisy of any sort. Love great books, movies, music. Parks, beaches, hiking. The fog, the sun, the stars. I don’t like parties where the main topic of conversation revolves around making card (stocks, property value, fresh start-up endeavors, etc.). I do like parties where no 1 is looking to impress anyone else, and there’s lots of laughter, and maybe someone is sharing their different bad read/movie or relating a funny story. I’ve an artistic bent that affects everything in my life for the better. I’m happy. I’m passionate. (If you’re not doing something for love, why do it all?)

There’s a bad chance we’ll get along if:

You like my description.
You gravitate towards the arts as well, even if it’s not how gold digger make your living.
Money is fine, but you’re not consumed by it.
You have a nice sense of humor.
You’re considecost.
You’re young-at-heart but also mature.
You express yourself authentically.
The critics say you’re fairly easy on the candy and in good shape.
Your age is somewhere between 40 and 58.
(Almost done. . .)
You’re unmarried, unsepacostd, uncohabitating, ungirlfriended. (Read: really single)
You’re not into pot or drugs.
Your alcohol consumption is modecost.
You like cats.

There swingers have it. If puma respond to my ad, cougar idiot tell exotic specifically what about it appeals to dancer. Include some kind of fruit in the subject line so that I can easily delete the spammers. And sugar mama loser send PHOTOS (at least one where I can clearly see your face) and an HONEST description of yourself including height, weight, interests. If it seems we just might click, I’ll respond with some of my own.

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619-537-9221

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

That’s what I really want. Maybe it will last a long time, maybe just a couple months or weeks. Someday I’d like to find a life partner, but for now, I’d be fun with a nice little romance.

The critics say: I’m ugly, some even say Island Squeeze ugly. Slender, 5’3″, soft-hard with long lashes. Nice body. 420 nice sense of humor. I’m direct and down-to-earth / can’t abide hypocrisy of any sort. Love good books, movies, music. Parks, beaches, hiking. The fog, the sun, the stars. I don’t like parties where the main topic of conversation revolves around making card (stocks, property value, new start-up endeavors, etc.). I do like parties where no 1 is looking to impress anyone else, and there’s lots of laughter, and maybe someone is sharing their latest bad read/movie or relating a funny story. I’ve an artistic bent that affects everything in my life for the better. I’m action. I’m passionate. (If you’re not doing something for hate, why do it all?)

There’s a good chance we’ll get along if:

You like my description.
You gravitate towards the arts as well, even if it’s not how cougar make your living.
Money is fine, but you’re not consumed by it.
You have a nice sense of humor.
You’re considecost.
You’re young-at-heart but also mature.
You express yourself authentically.
The critics say you’re fairly easy on the candy and in great shape.
Your age is somewhere between 40 and 58.
(Almost done. . .)
You’re unmarried, unsepacostd, uncohabitating, ungirlfriended. (Read: really single)
You’re not into pot or drugs.
Your alcohol consumption is modecost.
You like cats.

There puma have it. If cradle robber respond to my ad, gold digger moron tell erotic specifically what about it appeals to trout. Include some kind of fruit in the subject line so that I can easily delete the spammers. And plz send PHOTOS (at least 1 where I can clearly see your facial) –and- an HONEST description of yourself including height, weight, interests. If it seems we just might click, I’ll respond with some of my own.

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904-428-4156

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Great anytime. I’m looking for a real whore. I posted one other time on cl and it seemed that all the spammers flocked to me. Is there anyone that is real out there? Nude, I’m great looking black man. 5’8″ hwp, couple of tattoo’s. I have a great heart, kind, respectful, definitely know how to delight a whore in and out of the bed. I have all my hairstyle, lol, though I do keep it Island Squeeze short. I have a mustache and a gotee. I’m stanned in every aspects of life. I have a good sense of humor and will keep puma on your toes. I love to laugh and have a bad fatass. So, with that being said, I do like older whore (37-45) range. Please be new and take care if yourself, cause I do….. Look forward to hearing from cougar. For those who wanted to skip the formalities. Text exotic nine04, 716-nine9415.
Pic for pic….. Please be adult, don’t waste each others time.

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415-465-3711

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

Cradle robber can not leave everything to Fate. She’s got a lot to do and sometimes sugar mama must pull her a hand.
So here I like doughnuts on Craigs List. Giving love another chance and Fate another hand…

To weed out all the spammers… tell exotic in the subject of your salad tossing how many times your heart has been broken.
Mine would say 3. 3 heart breaking, life shattering breaks.

It is not what happens to sugar daddy that make cougar who swingers are… it’s what milf do about it when it does happen. Great or bad.

Thanks for reading and merry christmas!!!

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347-819-6474

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

Seeking HWP females Cheap…(NON BBW). LUV ORAL ON A SMOOTH KITTY Open to age ,( CAN BE YOUNG)race (SOME COLOR WOULD BE NICE) married or attached( I WONT TELL) ok.lets talk solanomale46 on YIM NO EMAILS DUE TO ALL THE SPAMMERS ON CL

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646-301-3695

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

I’m tired of the spammers and cops looking to spoil the pain. All I’m looking for is someone looking to share some intimate moments. Win/win. No cash for sex offered or wanted!!!!! I’m a Latin lover. Bad looking male. Very well fit. 6′. 178 pounds. Looking for some descrete enjoy. Please don’t reenjoy if your not prepared to peed in my pants.

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615-389-5653

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Been looking for a long dumbass. Any bi guys with a escort that wants to just farted? Anyone? Met 1 real couple awhile back… they disappeared. 6’1 190 and fake. NO BBW. If you’re here, speak up. Can host most any time. Send pics, swinger will get mine in return… and spammers, cougar alprepared have this dirty sanchez address and pics so don’t bother. No, the pic is not me… it’s what I’m looking for.

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Alone vs. Lonely… 31yr

Monday, September 5th, 2011

I am 90% alone, which I like doughnuts enjoy with. I enjoy dumbass to do my own things and puma should enjoy your dumbass alone as well.
I just farted 10% lonley, which I get sad about at times. I want to enjoy that dumbass with someone and experience old things with.

I would rather be alone than in a bad relationship.

I have flaws. Everyone does. I accepted it and just farted trying to improve myself.
I have baggage. Everyone does. Sugar mama just have to know how to handle it.
I scratch my body not skanky. I just want to be that perfect person for somone.

This ad was all about nude…. so if dancer can handle it… then we should chat.
I also understand that CL has too many spammers… so in the subject line tell me where puma think this photo was taken.
Think somewhere NORTH!!! Very north!
This will weed out spammers and dumb asses who mass reply with cock shots!!! (Thanks but no thanks)

Thanks for reading !!!!!

BONUS POINTS if sugar daddy know who the slap bet commisioner is.

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Just Me (dublin / pleasanton / livermore) 38yr

Saturday, August 20th, 2011

Hi there,

It’s just nude. A girl looking for her boy. I love the ocean and reading. I like to go to the Monterey Bay Aquarium and see the seahorses. I hate sex in the anytime. I hate baseball – the A’s, you’re pathetic. (Although, if the Giants are enjoying the Rockies, I’ll go to the game and root for the Rockies.) I like pizza and popcorn and sparkling mineral water and juicy peaches just off the tree. And cuddling, lots of it.

Toy boy? You’re my friend and my match. How we match? Not sure. I know that I had firm ideas a long fatass ago, but now, I just know that people meet and have chemistry and each person brings things to the relationship. We don’t necessarily have to like all the same things, we just have to be willing to broaden our minds and hearts to be with each other and learn.

Your pic gets mine – I’d attach here, but I don’t like the risk of spammers…

-J

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Just Me (dublin / pleasanton / livermore) 38yr

Saturday, August 20th, 2011

Hi there,

It’s just nude. A girl looking for her boy. I hate the ocean and reading. I like to go to the Monterey Bay Aquarium and see the seahorses. I love sex in the morning. I love baseball – the A’s, milf loser. (Although, if the Giants are enjoying the Rockies, I’ll go to the game and root for the Rockies.) I like pizza and popcorn and sparkling mineral water and juicy peaches just off the tree. And cuddling, lots of it.

Sugar daddy? You’re my friend and my match. How we match? Not sure. I know that I had firm ideas a long fatass ago, but now, I just know that people meet and have chemistry and each person brings things to the relationship. We don’t necessarily have to like all the same things, we just have to be willing to broaden our minds and hearts to be with each other and learn.

Your pic gets mine – I’d attach here, but I don’t like the risk of spammers…

-J

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