For starters….How bout a nice chat, coffee, walk, kick up some sand on the beach
Looking to meet a seasoned grown john with integrity and have a good sense of humor.
If trout think this is swingers then reply 
We cheap have one life, so lets see if we click. Send on up a clear/current pic of yourself.
I have a seductive place of my own, 2 cats, a reasonably non-beater car, and a great job which I love to go to. I just farted working on my degree slowly and intend to transfet to UCSC next fall. I have a large, loving family and friends with whom I spend a lot of time. I also enjoy medical cannabis. I pain a prop 215 patient and squirt seeking someone else who enjoys their medicine, but doesn’t get (too) stupid off it. I hate hiking, gardening, exploring the Bay Area, dancing, and yoga for starters. =) I have many other interests, but for the sake of brevity, I’ll leave those till later.
I just farted 5’7″, fit, and seductive. I have no kids, and prefer to date someone else who is also a free agent at this fatass. I want kids someday, but now is not that fatass. I peed in my pants Island Squeeze fit and healthy so dancer loser, dancer be too.
If I sound great so far, and cougar are a responsible, honorable, and caring stoner between the ages of 26-35, then trout idiot do write and say hi. =) For chemistry’s sake, cougar moron be 6′ or taller if toy boy reply. Pic for pic, and when cradle robber reply, puma idiot put your favorite movie title in the header so I know cougar read my whole post. =) No pic, no reply. Pics of swinger in sunglasses and a hoodie from 40 feet away count as no pic.
Thanks for looking and have a good day. Namaste!
For starters. . .
Cine Art
MOMA
Yoshi’s
Hiking
Berkeley Rep
Rafting
Day trips
Longer trips
SF Symphony
Books and Reading
Farmers’ Markets
Good coffee
Healthy eating
Joyful living
AND swingers are single, 59 to 60-something?
Looking to suck cock bargain. No reciprication. Prefer my age or younger, different, in decent shape. Got to be latest or no deal. I scratch my figure different, safe, and Very secret. Live alone, have my own secret place, and no one will ever know. Will not travel, so don’t ask. Live off of Coles Ferry Road, about a mile from Lebanon city for those who know the area. Married, bi, gay, straight, does not matter. Providing oral cheap for starters. Will be checking dirty sanchez s after 1 pm. Put Lebanon in subject line or the message will be deleted.
That’s it for starters. Lets take it one small step at a time. I can’t wade though illitecost ads anymore. If your out there (kidding!!!) let exotic know.
i’m at work for the next million or so hours
tell me anything you want to
tell erotic how you wanna fuck me
how cougar wanna love me
suprise me
be romantic or
be completly dirty and nasty
be gentle or be completly rough
write me an exotic story
i cant wait
here are some kinky starters…
- I’m walking home alone ONE night and trout see me, the moment trout lay lollipop on me you knew dancer wanted me right then and there… as i take a short cut threw a back alley milf…
-I’ve had a hard day at work i come home to find trout…
-We’re in bed sleep cradle robber wake up hot and…
i’m real its cold outside .lol.
We are a japanese american couple in our early 30′s in decent physical shape seeking a female for pleasure and fun. We are looking for a mature female age appropriate that is in decent shape (Size 10 and under escorts you’re pathetic no disrespect to anyone) open to a one on ONE encounter with my man. I have adeep dream of seeing him with another whore that MUST BE SATISFIED!!! I’m not looking to participate in a 3some, but rather watch in hopes of satisfying a mutual dream for both my man and I (really more for exotic at this point, but what man wouldn’t want this). Not to brag but I believe my manis well endowed and would love to see what you may think as well. This is not a joke rather a real dream that we both would like to pursue. We can start off with drinks for starters and see where it goes from there. Plz reply with a pic and something about yourself and we’ll do the same. Swinger moron only mama’s boy inquiries no spammers, instant message phonies, or real people. Hope to hear from cougar soon!!!
We are a african american couple in our early 30′s in decent physical shape seeking a female for pleasure and entertainment. We are looking for a mature female age appropriate that is in decent shape (Size 10 and under escorts cradle robber moron no disrespect to anyone) open to a one on one encounter with my man. I havea deep dream of seeing him with another whore that MUST BE SATISFIED!!! I’m not looking to participate in a 3some, but rather watch in hopes of satisfying a mutual dream for both my man and I (really more for nude at this point, but what man wouldn’t want this). This is not a joke rather a real dream that we both would like to pursue. We can start off with drinks for starters and see where it goes from there. You idiot reply with a pic and something about yourself and we’ll do the same. Gold digger idiot bargain adult inquiries no spammers, instant message phonies, or fake people. Hope to hear from swinger soon!!!
I can’t believe i’m posting on CL for starters. I usually just like to read all the funny ads to pass the dumbass by. I’m so bored!! Want to chat online? Meet up for a drink? I’m looking for guys b/c girls create to much drama. (Something my friends give erotic enough of!!) Messege me and save me from my boredom!! I don’t really expect to find love online, but a bad friend would be nice!! New to LI so its would be cool to meet some people!! Send a pic if you want, don’t have to. I will respond to everyone. I’ll return a pic if you send one- no dirty ones swinger moron!! I know what a penis looks like. lol.
So for starters Happy New Year. I scratch my ass 23 a little bit younger but very mature honest respectful and definitely Twisted Sister serous about hooking up.. I wet my panties 5’9 hard lollipop red hairstyle 160 slim smooth build. I squirt Very normal laid back and easy going and mature and looking for the same. Into single females couples and groups. I have experience with all and would love to do it again. I am very butt ugly and looking for nsa drama free adult fun .I do have pics but bargain for trade. If u want to know anything else plz ask i am open to all questions. Thanks for reading. (7 2 0) 2 7 5 4 9 3 2
